Conversations with a dumbass.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, January 28, 2004 at 10:29 PM. Read 5764 times. Tags: , ,
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I write a fair amount about various Craptastic ProductsTM that people of questionable ethics (or sanity) attempt to foist off on the general public as legitimate items worthy of the ridiculously high price tag they carry. Things like that stupid Q-Ray bracelet and the equally ridiculous Philip Stein Teslar Watch and these entries often become pretty highly ranked on Google. As a result those entries get a lot of visitors looking for information and invariably this means that someone who’s a fan of one of these Craptastic ProductsTM will show up sooner or later and attempt to defend said product. Usually they do it in the comments, but sometimes they send me an email. Over the last day or two I’ve had the unique pleasure of receiving just such an email from one Preston Craven who took me to task for my criticism of the aforementioned watch that supposedly cancels out harmful EMF radiation from cell phones and the like. His emails, which I will reproduce below, are typical of many that I get on a semi-regular basis. Often they’re amusing. Especially when, as in Preston’s case, they make grandiose claims of “majoring in theoretical mathematics and physics” and yet they can’t manage simple punctuation, decent spelling or proper word spacing in their emails.

Here is the first email along with my response:

> while i am sure that u have read ad nausium about the
> teslar watch, i doubt very seriusly that you
> understand it!

Now there’s a claim I keep hearing over and over again on everything from this stupid watch to the nature of UFOs and how John Edward manages to talk to dead people. OK, I’m game. Enlighten me.

> it works on refined theories of quantum
> subtructures and physics...wich i doubt,very much that
> you can comprehend.

You’d be surprised at what I can comprehend. More than the average person, that’s for sure. My IQ of 135 should be good for something, but then claims like the above are common from people who wish to peddle their craptastic products as legitimate and worthwhile investments.

> if you had bothered to read the
> proof that NASA has gathered you may be
> convinced,watchout though,it is not lite reading!

I have yet to find any proof from NASA in regards to the Teslar watch. There’s nothing in the way of comments or proof on the Phillip Stein Teslar Watch website and there’s nothing I can locate at the official NASA website on teslar watches either. I notice you didn’t provide any links to purported proof from NASA either. Supposedly you’ve seen said proof so it shouldn’t be difficult to provide it.

> the
> teslar watch is an earth frequency generator that was
> originally designed to assist astronauts with space
> sickness,and it is proven to work, quite well!the EFG
> works by simulating the harmonic resonance feild of
> the earth, but you would not know anything about that
> would you…

Considering the only mention I can find of concepts such as an “earth frequency generator” or the “harmonic resonance field of the earth” is on “alternative” medicine websites and I can find no mention of such a things in any academic journals let alone anywhere on NASA’s webpage then I’d have to agree with you and say, yes, I wouldn’t know anything about those things as there doesn’t seem to be any scientific data on either of them.

> you sound like someone who has a grudge
> with the world,

Why? Because I don’t buy into bullshit products and I get angry when con-men try to pass them off as legit? I don’t have a grudge with the world, just a select few people within it.

> you DON’T understand the physics
> behind how the watch works,if you did, you would not
> be skeptical and understand that the watch is not
> bullshit.

Common claim and a really bad logical argument. I’m skeptical and think it’s bullshit precisely because I do have a good grasp of physics. I’d be more inclined to believe in it the less I understood. But if you can prove otherwise, feel free.

> in fact...i will admit that i felt the same
> way...at first. the doctor that i work for asked me to
> help her understand the finer points of how the watch
> worked, i am majoring in theoretical mathematics and
> physics, so i translated, at first i thought it was
> bullshit, until i read on,and on, and on. no offense,
> but there is no way the layman could possibly
> understand the vast theories on scalar quantities,
> anyway even after reading all the equations and
> crunching all the numbers, i was more convinced…

You’re majoring in theoretical mathematics and physics? At which University? It’s clear you’re not majoring in English or Communications based on this email. It’s great that you crunched all the numbers, surely you saved that data in some form of report so you could show it to doubters such as myself, yes? Or did you let all that effort studying and working the numbers go to waste? Anecdotes are nice and all, but they tend to be tremendously unreliable.

> but
> i am a show me kinda guy, so the doc made a deal with
> me,” wear it for a week, then say its malarky” so i
> took her up on it, i have not taken the watch off
> since!

And I should accept your judgment on the matter because… why exactly? Some yahoo sends me an email out of the blue claiming to have done all the work to prove this silly watch actually does what its makers claim despite being based on “pretend physics” and I’m just supposed to accept at face value that you’re the expert at theoretical mathematics and physics you claim to be and change my tune? I’d be happy to take a look at your research and all the effort you’ve put into this little venture, I’d be happy to consider reading any papers you can send me a link to that have been published by respected science journals or organizations, but I won’t just take your word for it no matter how many times you insult me.

> the watch works by augmenting the human
> electrical feild,you can actually see kirlian photos
> of this process taking place! photos taken by NASA’s
> finest!

Blah blah blah blah blah. Heard all this crap before. Kirlian photos aren’t much more than a cute parlor trick, scientifically speaking. Surely you can do better than that. If this shit is supposed to be so hard to understand then how is a simple trick like a Kirlian photo supposed to be convincing?

> you can argue all you want and i know that
> noone could ever convince you otherwise, but you are
> wrong, though i dont think you are the kind of man who
> could admit that.

Well I’m certainly not going to admit I’m wrong on the basis of the flimsy argument you’ve made in this email. You haven’t said anything I’ve not heard before, you’ve offered no outside data to verify your claims, you keep making reference to NASA without providing any proof and so on and so on. If you honestly don’t think anyone could ever convince me otherwise then why are you bothering to try? That’s pretty fucking stupid if you ask me. I thought you were supposed to be the smart one here? As for admitting I can be wrong, all I can say is my website is full of examples of me admitting I was wrong about something. Guess you don’t know me as well as you think you do.

> i suggest that you visit ELF
> labratories and look up a noted scientist who dveloped
> the real scalar watch, this stein watch is nothing
> more than a cheaper built more coslty version of the
> real thing!

ELF Laboratories as in the folks who produce the Light Beam Generator? Oh please. Don’t make me laugh.

> like i said, the scalar watch is a proven
> peice of technology whose healing benifits were
> discovered quite by accident, it involved a prototype of the power core being set down near a petrie dish of
> cultured lymphocytes,anyway,

I’ve yet to see any proof of its validity and you’ve not provided anything new in this email that would give me any reason to suspect any such proof exists.

> if you would take the
> time to look into it, i am sure you would see that
> energy medicine is the way of the future, however,
> people always attack what they do not understand, and
> you do not understand the process of how the scalar
> watch works,

Again, a common claim from those who would peddle their bullshit as being valid science. If I don’t understand something I’ll look into it before offering an opinion. I try my hardest not to attack things which I have little to no knowledge about, that’s not my style. I’m firmly of the belief that there’s a big difference between an opinion and an informed opinion. Try offering some proof instead of claiming to know what I do and don’t understand and then perhaps you’ll change my mind.

> let me rephrase that, you amy be right
> about this stein watch, but as far as the real
> thing"wich might i add that the real scalar watch does
> not cost anywere in the ballpark of what the stein
> watch costs” it works.

Sure thing, pal. I bet you’ve got your own pet unicorn in your backyard too. Does it wear a scalar watch as well?

> i know that you will probably
> just put this out there and bash the hell out of me,
> but if you do, i have the satisfaction of knowing that
> i am right about you and the scalar watch.

I wasn’t going to bother posting it to my website, but it’s so damned funny and I hate to disappoint your preconceptions about me so perhaps I will after all. Should be good for a laugh.

> P.S. you
> need to go straight to a website that will inform you
> on all you need to know about physics,after you read
> that, if you still dont believe,then i will only have
> been proven more right than you know,have fun!

And which website would that be then? I see you once again haven’t bothered to so much as name it, let alone provide a link to it. While you’re working on that degree in mathematics and physics you may want to consider taking a couple of courses in English and Logic as this email you sent was just fucking pathetic on both counts.

Nice talking with you.

Les

So some time passes and I eventually get the following two replies in short order:

like i said, u just prove me right with every jibe,
mr.bullshit

And....

135, wow impressive,so thats how you read the e-mail
lol,anyway thanx for the reply, at least i know you
read it

To which I replied with the following in a single response:

    Whatever makes you happy. I’ll note for the record, however, that you decided to cop out instead of providing any of the requested info or references. Which just validates my initial thoughts about you as well. So I suppose neither one of us is disappointed or surprised.

    Yep, I read it. I had little else better to do with my time and it was amusing enough in its own right. Studying theoretical mathematics, right, I believe that about as much as I believe that stupid watch works.

    Les

Time passes and he speaks once again…

blah,blah,blah,i gave you all you need to know,the way
i see it,you copped out by not bothering to try and
understand it,so like i said,every time u reply,i
forward the e-mail to other peers and we have a good
laugh,so i wouldmt bother to even try it, you are
after all alot of talk, have a nice day.

To which I offered the following:

    You didn’t give me jack shit. You claimed NASA had done all sorts of studies that proved it worked. You claimed it was clinically proven. You made a lot of claims without providing anything to back them up. Claims I can get from anyone. If you have proof then reveal it. If you don’t then you’ll just continue to respond in this same grammatically challenged manner. Put up or shut up. Anything else is just you wasting more hot air.

    What’s to understand? You didn’t offer up any details on how it was supposed to work. You did spew out a lot of pseudo-scientific gobbledy-gook such as the “Earth’s harmonic resonance field” and “kirlian photos,” but nothing in the way of a scientific explanation on how this supposed scalar technology actually works let alone any studies that seem to indicate it has any basis in reality.

    Like I said before, that’s hardly surprising.

    Forward away. It’s not like it bothers me to have people dumb enough to think there’s anything behind the Teslar Watch laughing at me. They say that ignorance is bliss, you guys must be one happy bunch.

    Les

Finally this evening I got the following:

man,give it up, you sound more lame with every
e-mail,you sre starting to sound like your grasping at
straws,oh,by the way,your address has been blocked,in
fact anyone who is not in my address book can no
longer send me e-mails,your desperate attempts to make
yourself feel intelligent were beginning to crowd my
mailbox,it will still say that i am receiving them but
they will be filtered out by my server,so tah tah,have
fun...inch

I couldn’t resist a parting shot so I replied back with:

    Now why is this not surprising? When confronted with a challenge to prove your bullshit you run like a scared puppy. Fucking sad.

    Les

It didn’t bounce so I’m assuming he got it, not that it actually matters either way. This fellow is a perfect example of the “loyal parrot” syndrome that seems commonplace among the true believers. They show up, spew out the same nonsense you could read for yourself in the Craptastic Product’s sales brochure, make big claims of being authorities on subjects that you couldn’t possibly ever hope to understand, and then run for the hills the moment you ask them to back up their bullshit with some hard facts all the while sputtering about how asking them to prove their shit don’t stink just shows how right they are.

It’s hard to judge whether these people actually believe this crap or are just the ones actually trying to sell it so they want you to think they really believe this crap. I’m sure there’s a little of both that show up from time to time. Fun reading, eh?

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Les United States Posted on 02/22/2007 at 12:19 PM

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Deleted the previous comment as it was a clever bit of spam in disguise.

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Jim Johnson Canada Posted on 02/23/2007 at 02:12 AM

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Actually it wasn’t spam, though I`ll keep the clever part.

To keep you happy I will repost without any links smile

I have a qlink pendant, and am awaiting the order of an ally.

I sought out the qlink initially because I became very sick from being exposed to a tremendous amount of EMF.  Specifically I was working at a place where my office was located adjacent to where 8 high voltage power lines were coming into the building, and we had a company located above us that tested military communication gear (UHV, VHF, Radar, Microwave, SHF, etc...).

Within 3 months of work I began to experience a lot of health problems, anxiety attacks, blood sugar regulation problems, CFS and symptoms of fibromyalgia.

Then one day I was sitting at my desk and blacked out completely.

When I came to I went to the hospital and was told that I had experienced a vasal vagal episode...meaning that my heart went gunga-fuck.

This is when I actually looked into things and figured out what was causing all the trouble.

Turns out that if you are in a strong EMF field it can actually mess with the regulation of your heart rate.

I got a company to come in and measure all the levels (low frequency and high frequency) and they determined that I was sitting in a field greater than 400 mili gauss (the meter only read up to 400).

So I quit working there, and got better but was experiencing very high sensitivity to electronic fields.

So I decided to see what I could find on the interweb to help me out, I landed at a qlink site in Canada, and figured that it was at least worth a try.

I am happy to report that though I am NOT 100% better now, my quality of life is substantially better.

I had previously alluded to the movie “what the bleep do we know, further down the rabbit hole” and the work of William Tiller.

Tiller and his associates had a group of meditation gurus work with a qlink ally and send intention to it to change the pH of water.

And it actually worked.

You can download the research papers from his website.

I think a healthy bit of skepticism is important in life, because there is a lot of snake oil out there, but you are being very naive if you think that what we know today is all there is to know.

Les United States Posted on 02/23/2007 at 11:14 AM

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An awful lot of claims with nothing to back it up there, “Jim.” I’ve seen the movie What The Bleep Do We Know and found it to be pretty stunningly stupid despite all the techno-babble about quantum mechanics. It struck me as being in a similar vein to all the crap spewed by Deepak Chopra. At best it’s pseudo-science and at worst it’s nonsense.

I’m curious about something: If you’re really as sensitive to EMF fields as you claim you are and one of around 400 milligauss was enough to make you sick then how do you survive at all considering that the Earth’s magnetic field can range from 300 to 650 milligauss on its own? Don’t ever get an MRI then as that’ll expose you to fields ranging from 2000 – 30000 Gauss and probably make your head explode if you’re really that sensitive.

I’m also familiar with the works of William Tiller who seems like he’s never met a woo-woo idea he couldn’t buy into. This part of your comment made me literally laugh out loud:

Tiller and his associates had a group of meditation gurus work with a qlink ally and send intention to it to change the pH of water.

And it actually worked.

Did it now? And what known scientific principles are at play in that process? How does it in any way prove that it’ll protect you from EMF fields?

And, yes, I’ve looked at the supposed studies on the Qlink website as have others and they seem impressive until you actually sit down and take a closer look.

I think a healthy bit of skepticism is important in life, because there is a lot of snake oil out there, but you are being very naive if you think that what we know today is all there is to know.

Ah the old “you’re naive if you think we know all there is to know” line. A favorite of sellers of craptastic products the world over. For someone who thinks healthy skepticism is important in life you sure do seem to be lacking it.

No one is claiming we know today all there is to know — there’d be no reason to have scientists at all if that were the case —that doesn’t mean we should buy into every scientific sounding idea that comes along either. Especially when those concepts violate well established scientific principles or involve wildly divergent phenomena that haven’t been shown to actually exist.

Until you can come up with more than just anecdotes and wild claims, “Jim”, I’ve got no reason to think this product isn’t just a big waste of money that people should avoid.

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Jim Johnson Canada Posted on 02/23/2007 at 02:42 PM

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Though your point is valid about the presence of natural EMF on the earth (and that which comes from the cosmos), you fail to make the distinction between the frequencies of these fields.

There is a tremendous difference between a 400 milligauss field at 60Hz (power line) and one at 7.83Hz (Schumann Resonance Frequency).

Or how about one at 2.4Ghz which happens to be exactly the right frequency to make water molecules spin - and transfer all that energy via friction to cook up your meals in a microwave.

Contrary to what your cell phone provider wants you to hear in the media, it has been proven that cell phones break apart DNA.

The “Truth” is that there are some frequencies that foster positive growth and others that do the exact opposite.

It is true that we have evolved in an environment that has included a lot of EMF, but it has not been until the advent of the technological revolution that many more areas of the Electromagnetic Spectrum began to bombard us.

Perhaps all the qlink does is provide a vehicle for a placebo effect, but it turns out that these “subject-expectancy effects” can have a real and dramatic influence.

Maybe you would like to explain to me how the placebo effect is not real either?

Seems to me that setting an intention results in a “subject-expectancy effect”, which was exactly what Tiller and his subjects did in the experiment mentioned in “what the bleep do we know”.

KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 02/23/2007 at 02:54 PM

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Jim, you’re a schmuck.

I could spend time pulling up research and refuting your idiotic claims one-by-one, but I’m not going to. Do you know why?

Because you’re a schmuck. One of the famed tin foil hat brigade. A complete and total smeghead.

Have a nice life, stay out of moving traffic and try not think too hard, you’ll melt your brain.

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 02/23/2007 at 03:02 PM

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Jim Johnson Canada Posted on 02/23/2007 at 03:55 PM

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Idiotic claims?

Ummmm yeah, all frequencies are the same right?

Microwaves do not actually spin water molecules?

Thank you for validating my point with your lack of a real response.

I am not going to engage in a personal attack upon yourself, but thank you for displaying your level of maturity.

If you are so sure that setting an intention has zero effect why dont you keep repeating the following affirmation over and over again, with conviction, and see how good you begin to feel:

“I am a total and complete waste of skin, the negativity that I spread out into the world is manifesting as cancer in my body, I feel sicker and sicker by the moment. Everyone in my life is distancing themselves from me, I will never feel loved.”

If what I am saying has no validity than surely this will not take the spring out of your step.

Just to add fuel to the fire I think now would be a great time to bring up the work of Dr. Masaru Emoto, I am sure you have happened upon it before so I`ll save the explanation.

BTW it has been proven that tin foil hats actually amplify EMF, so no I do not wear one.

KPatrickGlover United States Posted on 02/23/2007 at 05:45 PM

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Jim, your brain doesn’t work properly. Your logic doesn’t track. I’m not going to waste my time point-by-pointing you, because you won’t pay any attention anyway.

However, a few select points…

Jimbo: Contrary to what your cell phone provider wants you to hear in the media, it has been proven that cell phones break apart DNA.

If you’re going to discuss science, you should learn the difference between the words “proven” and “claimed”.

You can follow the claims and the studies by looking here, but if you’re too lazy, I’ll quote the summation for you:

EHSO has seen no credible evidence to date that cell phones cause cancer or brain tumors.  It is illogical to believe that evidence of unusual brain tumors is covered up when there are hundred’s of millions of people using cell phones worldwide. There is a TREMENDOUS amount of junk science and thoroughly ignorant (as in untrained, uneducated) people running around naming themselves as experts and publishing their opinions on the internet. This hype and fear-mongering has only one goal: to puff up the egos and wallets of those propagating nonsense.

Billy Joe Jimbob: Just to add fuel to the fire I think now would be a great time to bring up the work of Dr. Masaru Emoto

Why? He’s a quack with absolutely nothing to back up his ridiculous claims, much like you. The great James Randi has more than dealt with this particular goofball in his newsletter, which you can find here. The bit on Emoto starts about a third down the page.

Slim Jim: Microwaves do not actually spin water molecules?

Uh, yeah, that’s basically how a microwave oven works. What’s your point?

Jimmy The Simp: Perhaps all the qlink does is provide a vehicle for a placebo effect, but it turns out that these “subject-expectancy effects” can have a real and dramatic influence.

Yes, there is a placebo effect. No, it’s not a good reason to buy a watch. What the fuck is wrong with you, anyway? You’ve just said it’s all right for a company to lie to you and sell you something that doesn’t do a fucking thing, as long as it makes you feel better.

Tell you what JimmyJoe, I heard someone tell someone else once that semen can prevent cancer. So get out there and buy yourself some kneepads, okay?

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Les United States Posted on 02/23/2007 at 06:17 PM

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Jim is back to play some more…

Though your point is valid about the presence of natural EMF on the earth (and that which comes from the cosmos), you fail to make the distinction between the frequencies of these fields.

There is a tremendous difference between a 400 milligauss field at 60Hz (power line) and one at 7.83Hz (Schumann Resonance Frequency).

Not really. The only difference is in the oscillation rate, neither is high enough to break molecular bonds nor is either high enough to produce any significant amount of heat.

Or how about one at 2.4Ghz which happens to be exactly the right frequency to make water molecules spin - and transfer all that energy via friction to cook up your meals in a microwave.

Microwave ovens operate at around 2450 MHz. There’s certainly a big difference between 60MHz and 2450MHz, but even that is non-ionizing radiation and less frequency than visible light.

Contrary to what your cell phone provider wants you to hear in the media, it has been proven that cell phones break apart DNA.

I’ll note that you didn’t bother to provide said proof.

The cellular band is in the 835 MHz to 880 MHz, PCS is 1850 to 1990 MHz, and AWS bands are 1710-1755 MHz and 2110-2155 MHz. We’re reaching into the lowest end of microwaves with the AWS band, but still well below visible light which is in the Petahertz (10^15 Hz) range. Microwaves are not capable of breaking up DNA, you have to move into the range of Ultraviolet (10^16 Hz) light and higher for that.

You risk causing more DNA damage by sitting out in the sun than by using a cellphone.

It is true that we have evolved in an environment that has included a lot of EMF, but it has not been until the advent of the technological revolution that many more areas of the Electromagnetic Spectrum began to bombard us.

That’s complete bullshit. The sun itself emits electromagnetic radiation across the entire spectrum along with every other star in the Universe. One only need turn a radio to an unused frequency to hear the naturally occurring radio waves of the Universe. True the atmosphere does absorb or scatter some of it, but there’s still plenty that reaches the Earth’s surface. Additionally there are natural sources of the entire spectrum right on the planet.

It’d be correct to say that since the industrial revolution we now have more occasion to be in close proximity to some ranges of the EM spectrum, but to imply that we had no exposure to some ranges prior to that is just nonsense.

Perhaps all the qlink does is provide a vehicle for a placebo effect, but it turns out that these “subject-expectancy effects” can have a real and dramatic influence.

Maybe you would like to explain to me how the placebo effect is not real either?

The placebo effect is real, but it won’t cure cancer and if all it takes is a gimmicky bit of crappy jewelry to make you feel better then you’d do just as well to buy something from your local WalMart.

Seems to me that setting an intention results in a “subject-expectancy effect”, which was exactly what Tiller and his subjects did in the experiment mentioned in “what the bleep do we know”.

Wow. What a revelation: If someone expects to feel better then they’ll end up feeling better. Of course if there was nothing wrong with them in the first place then they probably need a good counselor more than a crappy bit of jewelry.

If you are so sure that setting an intention has zero effect why dont you keep repeating the following affirmation over and over again

Oh boy, now we’re getting into affirmations. Is there any metaphysical woo-woo you don’t buy into Jim?

Just to add fuel to the fire I think now would be a great time to bring up the work of Dr. Masaru Emoto, I am sure you have happened upon it before so I`ll save the explanation.

Yeah I’ve heard of him. The “Dr.” who found that words written on glass jars of water that were frozen would impact how the resulting ice crystals formed; beautiful crystals for positive words and ugly ones for negative words. Pretty funny stuff.

James Randi did a write up on him back in 2003:

Then he really got into the swing of pseudoscience, simplifying matters by just writing words — in any language, of course — on pieces of paper and taping them to a clear glass container to see if anything happened. Positive words like “love” and “thank you” produced beautiful and delicate crystalline patterns, we’re told. He tried “You Make Me Sick. I Will Kill You” and he observed distorted, frightening, muddied patterns. We show here the pattern produced by this last phrase. He even experimented with names like “Gandhi,” “Mother Teresa,” and “Hitler,” and the same kind of results occurred. Wow, again!

And, not to our surprise, Dr. Emoto discovered that the water crystals dutifully form up in response to different ethnic versions of the languages impressed upon them. Here’s the expression “thank you” in both Japanese and English. You can see the distinct variations, can’t you?

Well, if that didn’t convince you that Dr. Emoto might not have both oars in the water, try this, a quotation from him in answer to his thoughts on what the crystals are: “I came to the realization that these crystals are spirits.” Okay. Where’s the door…?

Crystals are spirits, eh Jim? Do you spend your days talking to your beverages before you consume them to be sure you’ll get nothing but Happy Water in your system to help that Qlink do its job better?

Somehow it wouldn’t surprise me if you did.

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Darryl Gupta Canada Posted on 03/04/2007 at 04:05 AM

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Happened upon your fine work here, wondering if you can help me out.

Since your obviously one of the few with a LSB (large sized brain), perhaps you can shine some light on some of the following items which some of my colleagues are spending there time and effort on when they could be helping to build better meaner weapons of mass destruction.

Why does homeopathy work?
(Inflammation Research, vol 53, p 181)

Why does the placebo effect work?
(Nature Neuroscience, vol 7, p 587)

There is obviously a good scientific explanation for these “anomalies”, and I am sure you are man enough for the job.

Again thank-you for the work that you do, you are a gift to humanity.

Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/04/2007 at 11:58 AM

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Why does homeopathy work?
(Inflammation Research, vol 53, p 181)

umm could it possibly be for the same reason

Why does the placebo effect work?
(Nature Neuroscience, vol 7, p 587)

Just a complete shot in the dark (like should happen to you) could homeopathy be a placebo.  I am typing this slowly so you can keep up.

However, if you are completely happy homeopathy works I have some homeopathic wine- a c30 wine at a 1:1000 concentration. please be careful as one thimbleful (5cc) may be equivalent to 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Litres (1,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons)

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Les United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 12:26 PM

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Darryl Gupta asks…

Why does homeopathy work?
(Inflammation Research, vol 53, p 181)

It doesn’t.

Why does the placebo effect work?
(Nature Neuroscience, vol 7, p 587)

There’s a lot of different theories, but no one’s nailed that one down yet. Tor Wager’s been working on that one for years.

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 12:52 PM

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See wikipedia on placebos. If wikipedia is to be believed, this is interesting:

However, the most recent research indicates that the placebo effect may not be real. In May 2001 the New England Journal of Medicine published a study by researchers from the University of Copenhagen and the Nordic Cochrane Center, Rigshopitalet, in Denmark. They were attempting to determine how powerful the placebo effect actually was. From 727 studies they focused on 114 to test pharmacological, physical and psychological placebos involving 7,500 patients. These studies tested medicine, placebo, and no treatment at all (that is, they merely monitored the patient). Doctors know that about 35% of patients given a placebo will be cured. The conventional wisdom was that the placebo “helps the patient cure themselves.” However, these researchers found that those not given any treatment at all also were cured at about the same rate as the placebo groups, and that this was statistically significant. (They found that placebos DID have a somewhat beneficial effect, but only for pain control.) The authors wrote, “We found little evidence in general that placebos had powerful clinical effects.” Thus, placebos are generally ineffective as a medical treatment, and the study recommended that placebos NOT be prescribed as treatment. Conventional medicine has apparently still not responded to the results of this research as yet.

It’s all in the head, eh. A bit farther down in the article, another good point: In clinical trials, if possible you want to test patients receiving the active ingredient and the placebo in a double-blind study, but you also want the natural history, as in no treatment at all, as a baseline.

It’s up to the supporters of homeopathy to do reproducible clinical trials that are free of procedural errors and show that homeopathic “remedies” perform better than placebos or no treatment and at that, outperform them well outside the statistical margin of error.

Once that hurdle is cleared, it’s up to the supporters to show exactly how homeopathy works. If such an explanation requires rewriting fundamental parts of natural sciences, I’d be rather inclined to look for flaws in the trial rather than rush to rewrite science.

Oh, and Darryl - are you a gift to the subset of humanity we call quacks?

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/04/2007 at 02:24 PM

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Placebos might psychologically trigger a chemical release, which might alleviate the symptons

Darryl -I think to look at homeopathy you need to look at what chemicals it’s providing to the body (as well as the placebo thing). Natural chemicals tend to be stereochemically pure because biological systems are stereospecific, and for this reason there was a time (before synthetic chemists knew of chirality) when the natural source of the chemical was more effective with fewer side effects. Nowadays we identify and isolate the active ingredient, devise a stereospecific synthesis and produce it in bulk - we can nowadays match nature at medicine if we can find a synthesis - synthetic chemists can use a broader range of chemicals and conditions than nature but often hasn’t the advantage of enzymes + other biomolecules, though there is a movement to incorporate them in, they tend to be relitively difficult and expensive to isolate with any purity (they degrade easily)

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 03:17 PM

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I think to look at homeopathy you need to look at what chemicals it’s providing to the body

Pure water.

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 03:37 PM

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Pure water

Not so sure that’s a good thing.  After all, Di-hydrogen monoxide is produced by coal-burning power plants, and has been found in our lakes and streams, and even in mother’s milk. big surprise

Someone once said the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.  Maybe homeopathy is medicine for people who are bad at math.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 03:40 PM

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Not so sure that’s a good thing.

It can kill you if ingest too much of it.

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Bahamat Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/04/2007 at 04:08 PM

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DoF: Not so sure that’s a good thing.  After all, Di-hydrogen monoxide is produced by coal-burning power plants, and has been found in our lakes and streams, and even in mother’s milk

I’ve heard it’s also a major component of acid rain

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 03/04/2007 at 07:38 PM

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I just clicked ‘Darryl Gupta’ and found he has a @harvard.edu address.
I was always under the impression you had to be pretty bright to get there.
I was always under the impression placebo effects were effective.
I was always under the impression homeopathy effects were effective.
Three myths blown out of the water with one shot.  LOL

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/04/2007 at 09:33 PM

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Once that hurdle is cleared, it’s up to the supporters to show exactly how homeopathy works. If such an explanation requires rewriting fundamental parts of natural sciences, I’d be rather inclined to look for flaws in the trial rather than rush to rewrite science.

Um… why?

If the homeopathic remedies do actually work, they work, whether we understand them or not. It would be better if we knew, but if the sort of normal drug testing was to put them ahead of the pack, it doesn’t actually matter.  There are plenty of things that we don’t know how they work, doesn’t stop them working- sub-atomic physics springs to mind. As a wise man once said to me in his little leaflet of religeous commandments

Thou shalt not attempt to reconcile quantum mechanics with classical physics

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 10:09 PM

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If water can memorize the activity of molecules with which it has been in contact, then we’re all in trouble.  Because most of the water we drink, wherever we get it, has been in contact with some nasty stuff at one time or another.

On the other hand, there may be advantages.  A believer in homeopathy should be able to take a small amount of whiskey, mix it in water, take a small amount of that water and mix again, and again many times, and get totally plastered drinking the resulting homeopathic whiskey.  One bottle of the full-strength stuff would last you a lifetime.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 10:12 PM

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Um… why?

You do know how homeopathic “remedies” are supposed to work?

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 03/04/2007 at 10:29 PM

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I know the ‘theory’ (in a non scientific usage). However history is full of science that works, but not in the way mankind thought. Pholegston for instance. The hypothesis explained the observations of the time, but was wrong. 

If the Homeopathy works, it will do so independently of what the believed explanation is. This of course is all academic. It doesn’t work.

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 03/04/2007 at 10:41 PM

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A believer in homeopathy should be able to take a small amount of whiskey, mix it in water, take a small amount of that water and mix again, and again many times, and get totally plastered drinking the resulting homeopathic whiskey.

No, that would be the homeopathic version of “pass the breathalizer"…

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