Conservative Christians shut down Normal Bob Smith’s website.

Posted by Les on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 01:58 PM. Read 6651 times. Tags:
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Obnoxious Bitch, who is the person that first brought Normal Bob Smith to my attention, told me about this the other day and I’ve been waiting to get some detail on the story before I wrote anything about it.

For those who don’t already know about Normal Bob Smith, he runs a religious satire website of the same name on which he appears dressed in traditional devil garb and pokes fun at Christianity in general. Awhile back I wrote about an atheist who dressed up as Satan and went to see the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre which turned out to be completely fictional, but then Normal Bob Smith turned around and did just that. It made for some amusing reading to say the least. The thing NBS is probably most famous for at this point, however, is probably his Jesus Dress-up magnets he’s been selling for awhile now that ended up getting the Urban Outfitters chain into hot water with Christians recently. Now it seems a conservative Christian group called LaptopLobbyist.com have managed to get his website yanked off the net after faxing letters of complaint to the parent company of his webhost:

Web users no longer can dress up Jesus - The Washington Times: Business

Members of LaptopLobbyist.com, which describes itself as “America’s first and foremost online conservative community,” sent thousands of faxes denouncing the “Jesus Dress Up” site, according to Chris Carmouche, executive director of LaptopLobbyist.com.
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Mr. Carmouche said his organization’s members sent faxes denouncing the Jesus Dress Up site and magnets to the corporate parent of the site’s host, as well as to the chief executive at trendy retailer Urban Outfitters Inc., which sells the magnets.

Charles Wheelus, president of Pick Internet Solutions Inc., the Boca Raton, Fla., parent company of the business that hosted the Jesus Dress Up site, said he was unaware that such content existed on his network until LaptopLobbyist.com notified him.

“I am as appalled as you. I find the content of these sites to be obscene and offending,” Mr. Wheelus wrote in a letter to LaptopLobbyist.com.

The assholes at LaptopLobbyist.com couldn’t be happier about it crowing loudly about how Normal Bob Smith’s site supposedly “violates the Acceptable Use Policies (AUPs) and Terms of Service (TOS) of the vast majority of Internet Service Providers.” It’s not a surprising tactic for such a group to take, however, as it’s always easier to silence the opposition than it is to prove your viewpoint is superior. In the past various fundamentalist minded Christians achieved this goal through torture and murder, but those methods are frowned upon in this day and age so they have to rely on less permanent methods now. This is good news for fans of Normal Bob Smith as it means he’ll eventually be back.

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xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:06 PM

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“Codifying YOUR belief system by making laws everyone must live under, according to what’s in your particular set of myths goes beyond free speech and crosses the line into Establishment, and cannot be tolerated by a free society based upon individual liberty.”

what makes you think you are an expert on my belief system? I’m the one saying censorship is wrong...... you dim wit

xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:17 PM

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“What I don’t want is government endorsement of only YOUR God, which is how things are at the moment.  As I said, I don’t see any of the deities or symbols of any other religions getting a place in government courthouses, public schools or on the legal tender of this country.  How would you feel if all of your money carried the motto, “In Vishnu We Trust?â€? Would it be all right with you if Congress opened with a prayer to Baal?  If not, why not?”

The US was founded by Christians. There are more christians in the US than any other religion. Why would they place other symbols on the courthouses and money? It’s not practical. Leftist judges want all mention of god and religion removed completely. They do not represent the majority of the people and they are not supposed to make laws. We have the legilative branch for that. They are only supposed to uphold laws. 

But to answer your question. In Vishnu we Trust would make me laugh.

xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:35 PM

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Your God and the insistence of Christians that He and their particular beliefs be given a special place above all others is the single most divisive issue in a country that’s meant to stand for “liberty and justice for ALL.� That includes everyone who doesn’t believe as you do, and giving crosses and Big-G God an official okey-doke will never serve as anything but a wedge to divide those who believe in Him from those who do not.

Those who don’t believe have every right but they should really try to be more tolerant and open minded. Don’t you think all people should try to be more tolerant and open minded?

Trotsky United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:41 PM

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Mentally deficient poster # 23232 AKA xigel wrote:

Don’t you think all people should try to be more tolerant and open minded?

I think your ignorant self should open up a book about American history and learn about the ACTUAL religious beliefs of the founding fathers.

xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:43 PM

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“You obviously didn’t read the entry your commenting on otherwise you’d realize that it was about a bunch of Christians who were actively working to deny Freedom of Speech to someone they disagree with.

If you bothered to read my entry you would see that i don’t like censorship. What I’m saying here is HOW DOES IT FEEL to be on the receiving end.

“It makes you look like a hypocrite to cry that Christians are being denied their right to free speech on an thread talking about Christians trying to deny others that same right."”

I think my point must be over your head.

GeekMom United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:50 PM

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“How would you feel if there was a different god from yours on the money—that is, how would you feel as the minority?”

xigel:  “Who cares?  I’m in the majority.”

I think pretty much EVERYTHING is over your head, xigel.

xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:52 PM

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“I was having the same thoughts in regards to your comments here. You clearly have a distorted view of just what the first amendment is supposed to accomplish. “

The first amendment says Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of a religion.

I don’t know of any law congress has passed or tried to pass in this respect. It means the government cannot establish it’s own religion by law. I know of no laws concerning christianity.

Further the first amendment says that congress shall make no law restricting the free excersize of religion. This is where the rogue judges cross the line.

Les United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 03:58 PM

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In fact it’s the atheists who do most of the whining.

Please cite something that would back up your claim.

And before you point to all the cases being brought by the ACLU on the behalf of atheists you might want to take a closer look at some of them. A good number of them are actually brought on behalf of other believers and not atheists. The three plaintiffs in Justice Roy Moore’s Ten Commandments monument lawsuit in Alabama, for example, weren’t atheists.

Christians, who happen to be the majority in the US, don’t think it’s right for rogue judges to start making laws that restrict their right to freedom of expression.

The fact that Christians are the majority in no way affords them any special privileges to trample on the rights of the minorities nor to violate the laws laid down in the Constitution. Those “rogue judges” you’re referring to are doing their job of interpreting the Constitutionality of the laws in question and striking down the ones which violate it. Simply because you disagree with their positions in no way makes them “rogue judges.”

what makes you think you are an expert on my belief system? I’m the one saying censorship is wrong...... you dim wit

And yet the irony involved in where you’re trying to make your claim is still lost on you. Pot, meet Kettle.

The US was founded by Christians.

By some Christians, yes, but not solely nor were they represented to any great degree among the major names directly involved in the process. Your ignorance of history is showing.

There are more christians in the US than any other religion.

A fact which has no bearing at all on the issue.

Why would they place other symbols on the courthouses and money? It’s not practical.

They shouldn’t be placing any religious symbols on courthouses and money regardless of practical it is. It’s a violation of the First Amendment.

But, if they’re going to insist on it, then the only way not to violate the First Amendment would be to show equal preference for ALL religious symbols and not limiting it to just what the majority happens to believe in. That isn’t, as you said, practical and as such the government shouldn’t be promoting ANY religion’s symbols and creeds over any others for ANY reason.

Leftist judges want all mention of god and religion removed completely.

A complete and total misrepresentation of the facts, but a popular claim among the ignorant such as yourself.

They do not represent the majority of the people and they are not supposed to make laws. We have the legislative branch for that. They are only supposed to uphold laws.

Judges aren’t SUPPOSED to represent ANYONE, let alone the Majority of the People. Thats the job of the CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES hence the title. Judges are supposed to JUDGE and part of what they judge is the legality and Constitutionality of LAWS passed by the REPRESENTATIVES. It falls to the JUDICIAL BRANCH to ensure that the LEGISLATIVE BRANCH does not pass laws which violate the CONSTITUTION which is supposed to be the ULTIMATE LAW OF THE LAND against which ALL OTHER LAWS are to be JUDGED by… ***GASP!!!** THE JUDGES!

It is absolutely STUNNING to me that so many people in this country are so amazingly STUPID when it comes to knowing anything about how their country is supposed to work. You’re good at spewing the Conservative Party Line of Bullshit, though.

Those who don’t believe have every right but they should really try to be more tolerant and open minded. Don’t you think all people should try to be more tolerant and open minded?

Indeed and I think a good group to start with would be the Christian Right. When they start showing a little tolerance to others then perhaps they’ll get a little in return.

If you bothered to read my entry you would see that i don’t like censorship. What I’m saying here is HOW DOES IT FEEL to be on the receiving end.

Dude, we’re on the receiving end all the friggin’ time. No one is trying to censor the Christians and you’ve not shown any proof that would suggest anyone is.

I think my point must be over your head.

I seriously doubt it. You’ve yet to make anything close to a relatively intelligent point in all your responses to date.

The first amendment says Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of a religion.

I don’t know of any law congress has passed or tried to pass in this respect. It means the government cannot establish it’s own religion by law. I know of no laws concerning christianity.

Further the first amendment says that congress shall make no law restricting the free excersize of religion. This is where the rogue judges cross the line.

Your ignorance is, again, showing. It must be nice to have such a simplistic view of reality though.

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xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 04:00 PM

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“Again, the irony of you saying this on a thread about Christians shutting down Normal Bob Smith’s website is simply stunning. Try reading the entry you’re about to comment on before opening your mouth and revealing what an idiot you are. “

I’ll try to make it easier for you to understand. I’m against censorship. I know that’s a big word but try, really try to get it.

You seem to be against it too. So why do you want to censor Christians? Especially when they are the majority in the USA. Maybe someday the world be be totally devoid of religion, laws and morality. But since I doubt it will happen in our lifetime you most likely won’t get to enjoy it.

xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 04:08 PM

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“Hmmm… then shouldn’t it bother you that the reason Laptop Lobbyists had NBS shut down - denying Normal Bob his right to free speech - is because his Jesus Dress-up fridge magnets were being sold, displayed in public even, at an Urban Outfitters in a mall?”

Hello !! I am against censorship.

Somehow I doubt anyone would have gotten their drawers in a wad if the fridge magnets were mocking some OTHER religion’s deity.  For reasons unfathomable, all Americans are simply supposed to respect Jesus and his followers MORE than any other mythical character.  Had Bob created an Odin Dress-up (yet another god hung on a tree—and older by far than your Jesus), Laptop Lobbyists would never even have noticed.  In fact, I’ll bet they’d be buying them by the dozen.

Well someone probably would take offense but I’m sure they would eventually get over it.

xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 04:17 PM

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“Don’t be a dumbass. Wiccans also believe in God, often times more than one. As for the Declaration of Independence, it’s not a legally binding document so it has no real bearing on the discussion, but above and beyond that the people who wrote it didn’t necessarily believe in the same God you do.”

What makes you think you know anything about me other than my being against censorship.

Try actually addressing the points I made in my reply to you instead of engaging in demonstrations of your ignorance of other religious beliefs. “

I didn’t make any comments about other religions...dumbass

xigel United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 04:20 PM

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“I think your ignorant self should open up a book about American history and learn about the ACTUAL religious beliefs of the founding fathers.”

No, I think I’d rather have you tell me about it since you’re seem to think you are an authority

GeekMom United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 04:55 PM

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My goodness, Les, you’ve got yourself a bona fide classic Troll here.  He’s not saying anything new or interesting, though, so we might as well ignore him until he finishes his effluvia and goes away.

Trotsky United States Posted on 12/01/2004 at 06:04 PM

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No, I think I’d rather have you tell me about it since you’re seem to think you are an authority

Why? Trying to cover for that fact that you only read at a 5th grade level at best?

xigel United States Posted on 12/02/2004 at 08:06 AM

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now that ya’ll are whipped into a frenzy I’m gonna go roll a fatty and laugh my ass off.

xigel United States Posted on 12/02/2004 at 09:39 AM

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If you each pray to the blessed vigin mary it will relieve the hate you have in your hearts. try it. what have you got to lose.

Ragman United States Posted on 12/02/2004 at 10:10 AM

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xigel: ...and laugh my ass off.

The laughter you hear, they’re laughing AT you, not with you.

what have you got to lose.

Time better spent with family, friends, contributing to society…

...learning some history…

Tish Australia Posted on 12/02/2004 at 10:19 AM

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*ding* xigel has said today’s magic words: BMV.

Les, tell him/her what s/he’s won! smile

zilch Austria Posted on 12/02/2004 at 11:25 AM

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to whom it may concern: food fight! food fight! The Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary! You win!

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Brock United States Posted on 12/02/2004 at 12:12 PM

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Zilch quipped: to whom it may concern: food fight! food fight! The Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary! You win!

See, he’s making a joke by literal substitution. You think he’s talking about throwing food as in a real food fight but he instead makes the food the fighter. Hee hee, pretty funny huh. The food fights the fight, ...ho ho...you see...do you see?...Oh never mind!

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zilch Austria Posted on 12/02/2004 at 02:22 PM

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Thanks, Brock!  I’m even funnier than I suspected!  And I thought it was just the cheap Syrah…

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