From the fine folks who bring you The Onion comes the last news source you will ever need:
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The weird thing about the Onion is that you never know if there is actually more behind it if you subscribe - does anybody know?
Heck, I can’t even tell if the personal ads they are running are a spoof or not.
does anyone out there still believe in committing acts of cunnilingus???
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Of course, it will still be more reliable than Fox News.