Hadn’t heard of Chuck Missler until I came across this video, but apparently he’s a businessman turned preacher who started the Koinonia House ministry in 1973. In the following video clip he argues that if Evolution were true then he should, on occasion, open up a jar of peanut butter and discover new life. Yes, he’s seriously making that argument.
It’s pretty funny until you realize that a lot of nutcases out there are watching this video and nodding in agreement.


















Starting at the end of the book of Serge:
If you self-identify as our “bud”, is that supposed to make us feel more kindly toward you? Forced familiarity just makes me suspicious that you’re trying to sell something.
Try playing those words back and pretend for a moment that you didn’t believe in “the One”. You show up with a lot of god-jargon, and calling people you don’t even know ‘friend’ and ‘bud’, and apparently lack even the smallest clue as to why that might be a teensy bit off-key. Well Les and Swordsbane are saintly, patient individuals. Me, I’m just gonna jump to the point and let you know it sounds misguided, clueless, or even insincere. But it does NOT sound respectful. We are strangers, we just met you, and you aren’t our friend yet, or our bud.
And if you think we should be accountable to your god, first you have to establish that it exists.
Wow, lots of junk there. First of all Christians already do have their own schools where they substitute mythology for science. And they have the right to do that to their own children, sadly. To handicap them in distinguishing reality from fantasy, science from stories about talking snakes. No wonder they grow up and try to ban Harry Potter.
In what way does faith enable you to come to know anything? The fact that you believe in something is only evidence that you believe in that something, and nothing more. If you believed in Allah that wouldn’t prove Allah to us, so how does your belief in Jesus prove Jesus? All you have is a subjective feeling. That is not evidence.
You have placed faith in god opposite evolutionary theory, and it makes me wonder if you understand either one. Evolution is only a scientific theory that describes the biological process of speciation. It is not a cosmology, a theology, a psychology, a philosophy, or a system for organizing your sock drawer. It does not require faith because it is supported by tangible evidence and because it is predictive and explanatory. It has nothing to do with the big bang, or Nazis, or politics or really even religion. You are comparing apples and newspapers; they’re not even related to each other as opposites.
Touching; you Christians care so much that sometimes you vandalize our cars for us. But it’s only because you are so emotional. Back in the day you used to care so much you’d torture us into confessing your faith. I don’t know how much more of your compassion we can take.
“Certainty of hell”? Listen, friend, buddy, old buddy old pal, that’s just a story written by people who thought that most of the world’s animals lived within walking distance of Noah’s backyard. People who thought the stars were, like, a mile away. Who didn’t know that blood circulates in the body. So they postulated that there is a non-corporal ontology to personhood, and that it could suffer eternally unless it kowtowed to an almighty, invisible being. But you’ve got bupkiss in the way of evidence. Don’t confuse being certain with being right.
This applies to your video where some guy says “the vast majority of secular historians agree the non-biblical sources are authentic”. Name them.
So Jesus “revealed himself” to you. You know, in most places that will get a guy arrested. But maybe you liked it.