Christmas surprise!

Posted by Les on Tuesday, December 14, 2004 at 05:26 PM. Read 937 times. Tags:
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The doorbell rang just a few minutes ago and Courtney signed for a package from Amazon addressed to me. I tried to think if Anne said she had placed any orders through Amazon recently for possible Christmas gifts, but checking with her confirmed that wasn’t the case. So, opening the box I was surprised to find a package for me from DeadScot with a wish for a Merry Christmas.

I have no idea what’s inside it because I haven’t opened it yet. I want to, but I also want to put it under my tree and wait until Christmas morning. It is after all a Christmas gift so I should probably wait until the proper day to open it if I’m going to keep with tradition. That doesn’t stop my curiosity from wondering what’s inside, though.

So I suppose it’s time for a small contest: What do you think is inside the gift from DeadScot? Feel free to get creative with your replies seeing as I don’t really have anything to give away to the winner. Take photos of what you think is inside. Craft lovingly detailed drawings or technical illustrations. Write songs about it. Whatever floats your boat. Come December 25th I’ll let you know who came closest to guessing what it holds.

OMFG! BIG UPDATE NEWS ITEM OF DIRE IMPORTANCE!!

I didn’t realize it sooner, but it turns out there was a second package in that box!

This is just CRAZY! TWO packages to try and guess what’s inside! The tension is nearly overwhelming!

OK, I am excited about this, but I’m not doing a very good job of building up the suspense it seems.

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Ben Australia Posted on 12/14/2004 at 07:23 PM

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I’ve been here for a few months now, and I’ve read enough of DeadScot’s comments to begin to get a feel for his personality and be able to estimate what’s in the box in an intelligent manner. That said, it’s definitely a goat’s head. Or some sort of dromedary.

deadscot United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 07:38 PM

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Shit!  I don’t even know what’s in there.  Damn ADD.  I think it might be a...hey, have you seen my keys?

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 07:52 PM

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Coals?

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Trotsky United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 07:54 PM

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You can stop pretending, deadscot. We all know that you bought Les the deluxe, leather bound, KJV Family Bible (with words of Christ in red) that he has always wanted.

decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 08:59 PM

GeekMom United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 09:00 PM

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On the first day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
A blessing from Mr. Smee.

On the second day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Two right-wing twits
And a blessing from Mr. Smee.

On the third day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Three French fans,
Two right-wing twits
And a blessing from Mr. Smee.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Four gems from Brock, ...

On the fifth day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Five nipple rings ...

On the sixth day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Six fundies flaming, ...

On the seventh day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Seven trackbacks pinging, ...

On the eighth day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Eight links from Hovind, ...

On the ninth day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Nine Nunyas needling, ...

On the tenth day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Ten geeks a-gaming, ...

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Eleven topics drifting, ...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my deadscot gave to me
Twelve Brights refuting,
Eleven topics drifting,
Ten geeks a-gaming,
Nine Nunyas needling,
Eight links from Hovind,
Seven trackbacks pinging,
Six fundies flaming,
Five nipple rings ...
Four gems from Brock,
Three French fans,
Two right-wing twits,

And a blessing on SEB!

grin

Les United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 09:30 PM

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Wow! *Sniff!* That was BEAUTIFUL GeekMom! I’m so touched!

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deadscot United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 09:46 PM

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That’s awesome GM but you forgot the bagels!

I’ll right, I’ll end the suspense.  Here’s a pic of Les’ surprise holiday gizmo.

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Etan United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 09:52 PM

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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That second one is definetly a DVD. The first one is… a chipmunk.

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Christopher Robert Prokop United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 09:53 PM

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A bible.

Les United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 09:55 PM

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And here I had finally blocked all memory of that horrible DIY circumcision kit.

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 10:16 PM

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Oh! A DIY snipper and The Passion.

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Eric Paulsen United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 10:18 PM

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A pox?

Ragman United States Posted on 12/14/2004 at 11:35 PM

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A pox in a box to mix with lox?

Second one is probably a copy of the 9/11 Commission Report pop-up book that Shrub read. 

The big box is probably a Chicken Dance Dick Cheney.

Brooks United States Posted on 12/15/2004 at 12:40 AM

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I’ll take a guess that at least one of the boxes contains little clear plastic bags filled with air. What’d I win?

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zilch Austria Posted on 12/15/2004 at 03:09 AM

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Brooks- for that guess, the appropriate prize is, you guessed it, a bunch of little clear plastic bags filled with air.

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Tish Australia Posted on 12/15/2004 at 06:03 AM

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Box 1 contains Jesus’s own, personal carpentry kit.

Box 2 contains all the names of God etched onto a grain of rice.

Les United States Posted on 12/15/2004 at 07:04 AM

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I think I could dig a “Little Jesus Personal Carpentry Kit.” That’d be pretty cool.

Well, except for that last wood working project. That one’s a bit of a downer.

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Tish Australia Posted on 12/18/2004 at 08:20 AM

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Yeah, it’s a bugger getting that last nail in smile

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