Christian wants to bring a little Jesus to “World of Warcraft.”

Posted by Les on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 11:35 PM. Read 8121 times. Tags: , , ,
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Anne and I were playing WoW earlier today when at one point she turns to me and says, “I don’t believe it. Someone in Iron Forge is asking folks to join her in sending emails to Blizzard asking that the developers put a Nativity scene in the game.” I thought she was kidding, but a quick trip to the dwarven capital city confirmed the story as someone going by the name “Gabrielle” was indeed broadcasting messages on one of the chat channels asking for others to join her in her cause.

For those of you who don’t play World of Warcraft I should probably mention that today they started the annual Yuletide event known in the world of Azeroth as the Feast of Winter Veil. From today through just after New Year’s Day, the capital cities are all festooned with lights and holiday trees and there are additional holiday-themed quests that your characters can participate in and useless items you can buy such as snowballs with which to batter senseless other players. There’s even an Azerothian version of Santa Claus known as “Greatfather Winter” who is, quite naturally, sponsored by the fine goblin-folk of Smokywood Pastures, makers of quality beef logs and other assorted holiday necessities. You can even step into a marvelous goblin invention that will temporarily turn you into one of Greatfather’s little helpers by means of making you look like a gnome in a Santa outfit. As with a lot of pop culture references in WoW, there’s a definite tongue-in-cheek humor in the presentation of the event right down to a grumpy dwarf who protests the crass commercialization of it all by sending you on a quest to discover the true “reason for the season.” It’s silly and fun and good way for Blizzard to soak up some of the loose change floating around in the WoW economy.

So I suppose it’s only natural that some Christian someplace wouldn’t be happy unless they managed to usurp this fake holiday in a fictional world in a similar way that they managed to do so with the Yuletide celebration in the real world. Namely by trying to get their own religious icons inserted into and associated with the celebration. Needless to say this didn’t go over too well with a lot of people, least of all myself or Anne. The surprising thing about it though, was that even the majority of the Christians who spoke up weren’t all that fond of the suggestion either and for some very good reasons. In particular the fact that Blizzard tends to parody anything from the real world that they put into WoW and considering the send up they did with Santa Claus I can only imagine the can of worms they’d open up with a treatment of the Nativity. The more serious-minded Christians felt that reducing Jesus’ birth to a comical set decoration in a video game was tacky at best and highly disrespectful of their beliefs at worst. After a bit of heated debate “Gabrielle”, who appeared to not have a single person who agreed with her on the issue, seemed to give up and pipe down. A little while later during a return trip to Iron Forge, however, she was back again with her pitch and was again told to piss off by most of the folks present. Then later in the evening last night she showed up yet again though she put up much less of a fight when folks started challenging her.

What is it with some of these Christians that they have to make sure their belief system is represented at any major holiday, real or fictional, that comes along? Other than reducing a supposedly sacred event to the level of a Saturday morning cartoon, what conceivably positive benefit could come from injecting their religious icons into a fantasy based video game? Do they really think someone’s going to look on it and suddenly decide to become a Christian? What’s next? The Ten Commandments posted next to the entrance to Iron Forge? Isn’t it enough that they’ve managed to subjugate the Pagans into accepting their bastardized version of Yuletide in the real world? Apparently not.

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jeffercine United States Posted on 12/19/2005 at 12:49 PM

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Guido and zilch:  great posts!

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Sadie Jane United States Posted on 12/19/2005 at 02:23 PM

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Studies have shown (I can’t quote one at the moment, but I’d be happy to find one if pressed) that, by and large, the nomadic people of Mongolia tend to be the happiest people on Earth (as judged by specific psychological/sociological tests determining ranges of happiness as defined by broad and diverse groups of people). Needless to say, Mongolia is hardly a “Christian” nation.

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zilch Austria Posted on 12/19/2005 at 02:31 PM

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Yeah, Sadie, but what good’s happiness if it won’t buy you money?

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jeffercine United States Posted on 12/19/2005 at 02:52 PM

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I thought the happiest place on Earth was Disneyland!  wink

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Sadie Jane United States Posted on 12/19/2005 at 04:19 PM

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Yeah, Sadie, but what good’s happiness if it won’t buy you money?

I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me love! (have fun gettin’ *that* unstuck from your heads) tongue wink

I thought the happiest place on Earth was Disneyland! 

I’m willing to wager that the happiest place on Earth is actually any given pub in Amsterdam! cool smile

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Trotsky United States Posted on 12/19/2005 at 05:40 PM

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People like “Gabrielle” are the reason why the only MMORPG I play is Progress Quest.

LastWizard United States Posted on 12/21/2005 at 07:30 AM

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Well, teh Christians don’t have a MMORPG but they’re coming out with an RTS based on Left Behind that takes place in New York. It was recently reviewed in the latest issue of one of the major gaming mags, can’t remember which one but it has the words Left Behind on the cover. The reviewer said that is looks to be a super high quality RTS on the level of Age of Empires III…

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 12/21/2005 at 07:41 AM

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Do you have to turn the other cheek when a monster hits you?

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Jason United States Posted on 12/22/2005 at 04:51 PM

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I travel a lot. And although my circumstances make it possible to go business-class, insulated in good hotels, wherever I go I seek out how the common citizens live. Believe me, Americans have it great—and in large part it’s thanks to those dang Christians.

Ah, which is why America ranked lowest in terms of happiness according to a poll done recently?

I think a lot of people confuse the wishes of other people to *come* to America as a sign of america’s “greatness”.  I think it should be noted that most immigrants don’t come to America so that *they* can be happy, but so that *hopefully* their *children* will be happy.

Karl Hansen Great Britain (UK) Posted on 12/25/2005 at 03:52 AM

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Why is it I never hear about people of Jewish faith trying to get a menorah or a star of David placed in some State/Government property???

That is because the own everything anyway and dont want to upset ppl more by pushing the fact in everyones face!

As for more tolerant...take a look at Palestine! Dont make me laugh...Oi vay!

zilch Austria Posted on 12/25/2005 at 05:11 AM

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Ooh, a Jewbaiter.  Appropriate for Christmas.  Shall we take him on?  Nah, life’s too short.  Lachaim, all.

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Denis United States Posted on 06/19/2006 at 10:33 PM

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You need to come to know god my friend.
Once you do your self centered egotistical view on life will change.

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 06/19/2006 at 11:09 PM

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Denise: You need to come to know god my friend.
Once you do your self centered egotistical view on life will change.

Darling, when you’re talking to her next can you get her email address for me please?
I need to know why good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people .... and also, ummm ... nah, that’ll do for now. LOL
Oh, yes ... why, when I did my level best to submit many years ago, didn’t she wanna talk to me.
Was the bitch screwing round somewhere else in the universe? Did I catch her at a bad time ... mensurating ... PMS.
Don’t hurry back I’m going to the club for a beer with someone I can rely on. LOL

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Sadie Jane United States Posted on 06/19/2006 at 11:54 PM

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Let me guess...you’re from the RaptureReady boards, aren’t you Denise?

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zilch Austria Posted on 06/20/2006 at 01:53 AM

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You need to come to know god my friend.

Which god, Denis?  There are lots to choose from.  My personal favorite is the Invisible Pink Unicorn, for reasons I won’t divulge. red face

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Guido Switzerland Posted on 06/20/2006 at 04:03 AM

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Personally, I like the IPU too. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster is quite a good alternative as well…

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 06/20/2006 at 06:09 AM

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Yes, but carefully consider Pascal’s Wager, I mean the cost/benefit analysis between the IPU and FSM.

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Les United States Posted on 06/20/2006 at 07:25 AM

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Gotta love the drive-by evangelists.

*VROOOM!* REPENT SINNERS!! *VROOM!*

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 06/20/2006 at 08:29 AM

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Gotta love the drive-by evangelists.

So many lost souls, so little time.

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MisterMook United States Posted on 06/20/2006 at 11:47 AM

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Why is it that so many people can’t understand that just because a minority is intolerant about a majority’s impositions and intrusions into their daily lives they think that the minority is somehow suggesting that some element of their minority being is superior. If Christians were a minority I doubt I’d mind them, just as Mormons here in NW Florida aren’t so widespread that I’m afraid that soft drinks will suddenly get banned in the stores because of their beliefs. Really, in large part - other than a “aren’t they ridiculous” meme that gets spread by just about anyone who disagrees with anyone, the problem with Christianity, Republicans, and Rich White Men is that they’ve got too much POWER. I don’t want that sort of power myself, or rather I do but I’m not promising roses and sweet bliss afterwards (I’ll succumb), but I don’t want anyone else to have that sort of power either. I don’t like tyrany, and the tyrany of the majority and the oppression of common culture is oppression just the same.

That being said, I’d probably have allowed the stupid Jesus scene to WoW myself and to hell with anyone who disagreed with my interpretation of the monsters pelting poo at it. Seems fair for a religion, since by being “universal” truths they tend to throw poo at others. Imagine how many Xtians you could have suckered into playing WoW just to protest! Controversy is fun!

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 06/20/2006 at 12:29 PM

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That being said, I’d probably have allowed the stupid Jesus scene to WoW myself…

It’s the world of Azeroth. Enough said.

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zilch Austria Posted on 06/21/2006 at 01:04 AM

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*VROOOM!* REPENT SINNERS!! *VROOM!*

Well, Les, at least this Denis just waved as he drove by.  Not like ed, who wrote a note saying “Jesus loves you, you insufferable mall-rats”, wrapped it around a rock, and threw it through our window.  Luckily, the window was open anyway…

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 06/21/2006 at 05:40 AM

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Zilch: Luckily, the window was open anyway…

Happy Winter Solstice y’all, from Down-under.
I live in a t-t-t-tiny one bedroom flat with a total of 4 windows. Each is open at least an inch - with 2 heaters going it’s about 20ºC inside and about 1ºC outside.
We get snow about once every 5 years but not enough to make a snow being although at 5am tomorrow the car will be iced over.
The lowest we get round here is about -7 or 8ºC but I don’t experience it these days as I usually don’t leave my bed till about 8 or 9.
Have a great day – mine get longer from here on.

I live in a t-t-t-tiny one bedroom flat

After having lived in a Toyota HiAce camper-van for nearly 2 years, this is Luxury as Monty Python’s Yorkshire men would say – toilet, shower, D-bed, oven/stove, fridge, microwave, PC, TV, phones AND hot water.
It doesn’t need to get any better than this. LOL

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zilch Austria Posted on 06/21/2006 at 05:45 AM

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Happy Winter Solstice to all you antipodeans!
John- should I ask why your windows are open if it’s cold outside?

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 06/21/2006 at 06:03 AM

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Zilch: John- should I ask why your windows are open if it’s cold outside?

Mmmm. Never really looked at/questioned that old programme.
I think it’s probably something to do with the desire for Fresh air no matter what the temp.
Yes. I think it’s as simple as that. smile

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