This is awesome!!!

skippy is dangerous and endangered at once
skippy is a whiney bitch
skippy is a very handsome young cat
skippy is always ready to play with anyone who comes along
skippy is famous for being the leading alien doodler in the atomniverse
skippy is especially comfortable with my digital camera
skippy is a large purple kangaroo who lives at children’s hospital of austin

Damn, they nailed me.

I always imagined Brock with bedroom eyes.  Too bad she turned out to be just a pathetic little man. 

Here’s some of the returns on me:

is the owner of www
is in the background
is only one guy
is afraid to open the doorway and acknowledge the intelligence of other species
is now the “man to beat”
is the one to watch here
is the makah tribe spokesman
is a marvel of clarity
is amazing
is an assistant cross
is creeping around

I was surprisd that out of the 300 returns, two of them were actually about me.  Glad I never got promoted above assistant cross.  Wouldn’t want that whole stigmata association.  Now I want some royalties on my WWW. Dammit!

Oh that’s good!
I got tons or funny returns for my name.
For one, I am built into the side of a steep hill.
Who knew?

Only one for me…

“spocko is not satan”

hmmmmmm

Google doesn’t have the faintest idea who, or what, Laughing Muse is. (Not much more on my actual name, either.)

I’m all about the stealth.

Like the Laughing Muse, I’m flying silent and my psuedonym is unknown to Google.  Oddly enough, they think my real name is a founding partner in ponder & ponder (whatever the heck that is).

Submitting word = social

Wow, typing in “Les” generates quite a list:

les is more report
les is more
les is more when it comes to nfl talent 04/20/02
les is moore’ by kelly ‘punki pixie’ tait
les is brown
les is more in tottenham attack
les is tour de france
les is less
les is correct
les is back with fish and chips for world cup glory
les is having a ball
les is the best medicine
les is more blues / jazz / pop executive producer doug finlayson produced by lesismore and mark hasselbach recorded at wind tunnel studios
les is more forum
les is more richard corliss on the 70
les is more when it comes to nfl talent on the ball
les is a burglar originally from zentil keep
les is more a maximalist work in progress in woodberry
les is usually more
les is managing director and founder of mystery surfing ltd
les is more in tottenham attack gerry cox at upton park sunday november 25
les is playing at pontins which is at a place called brean sands over the weekend of 15th to 18th november and then on 22nd november
les is back for the best of british
les is the king
les is the poster child for nerds all over the us
les is dedicated to advancing engineers and the profession of engineering
les is more
les is a man
les is opposed to the fee schedule conceptually and with regard to specific fee amounts
les is comprised of several of the world’s most respected energy service providers
les is reviewing the beacon sites
les is experienced in evaluating the condition of the current wellfield
les is an unmatched expert in landfill gas power systems
les is a self
les is to make specific contributions to the safety assessment of repositories for all kinds of radioactive wastes through an understanding of
les is to filter out the small scales of turbulence so that only the large scales need to be computed
les is a no
les is back from his hiatus and should have a new album out and web page up
les is an appropriate technique for the system that you are studying
les is the second largest electric utility in nebraska
les is our tournament director
les is once again named one of the nation’s top 100 talk show hosts by talkers magazine
les is a simple method used to increase sampling; no special output is generated
les is thinking about increasing the amount of his animal collection to the size of a zoo
les is the most famous man in england
les is back with fish and chips for world cup glory bid
les is mo
les is on the mend now
les is a 41 year old cowboy from celeste
les is best known for his work in the late 60s and early 70s with partner/saxman eddie harris
les is the end product of a maturing process
les is a member of the arizona bar association
les is kort
les is a communication and change specialist who is well known for his work with social change media in sydney
les is not yet on
les is located at the very bottom of the esophagus where the esophagus joins the top of the stomach
les is an association of 28 individual societies
les is in the form of his tottenham career and scored the 10

If I include my last name the list is shorter and actually relevant:

les jenkins is the casual otaku
les jenkins is the casual
les jenkins is a car dealer

ragman is nailed to the cross (Guess this is what I get for making a crack about Jesus’ last words in another post)

Hmmm, a short story…
ragman is sitting in the cockpit of a thai skycobra
ragman is wearing the blue rectangular patch of the mad dogs on his uniform and wearing the black
ragman is one of the avatars of the death god charnel
ragman is now powerful enough to reach out from bristol
ragman is fighting the apokoliptian storm trooper
ragman is already up and he stomps on pharoah as he gets in the ring
ragman is one of the most underrated superheroes around
ragman is fine with this
ragman is here

I think my favorite is “Adam is the ideal human male with his rippling muscles and elegant contours.” Not remotely true, but very flattering to be sure. Some of the better ones:

adam is coming
adam is airborne
adam is god
adam is within
adam is pleased with this
adam is your father?
adam is lonely
adam is creative
adam is wicked smart
adam is my strange beloved one
adam is the bomb happy
adam is a fool
adam is lame
adam is everywhere
adam is super cool
adam is one
adam is harmless
adam is your ashes
adam is my what? by kyia woodhaven
adam is committed to collaborating with other relevant initiatives
adam is your father? in the professed christian world there are many confusions
adam is a paranoid schizophrenic
adam is getting so boring
adam is a hunk
adam is the one on the left
adam is known for his creativity
adam is leaving
adam is dead
adam is a romantic comedy that is surpassingly unusual for what it doesn’t do
adam is the ideal human male with his rippling muscles and elegant contours
adam is never as funny and clever as it thinks and/or hopes itself to be
adam is the first of the prophets
adam is blogging
adam is everywhere can’t argue with that
adam is also on the executive committee for the british astrological & psychic society and one of their senior tutors
adam is a complicated man
adam is made with the consult of the heavenly court
adam is a descendant of the famous professor abraham van helsing who fought dracula in the original book by bram stoker
adam is operational
adam is not a punk band
adam is connected to the following things
adam is right
adam is a powerful tool for collecting and analysing data and producing reports from the gathered statistics
adam is forced to constantly be
adam is the father of jesus
adam is sportique’s ambassador the universe
adam is a kidnapped son of european royalty
adam is narcissus
adam is working an example problem and comes to the conclusion that “this good
adam is in
adam is the senior associate pastor of jubilee christian center
adam is located in the middle of the val d’oise department
adam is pre
adam is started for each application that the user desires to run on the target machine
adam is an executive committee member and director of the hypnotherapy association
adam is my it hero j
adam is going mad
adam is famous
adam is a welcher
adam is
adam is quite good
adam is your bag if you don’t need quite as much room as the hoss
adam is powered by uranium from superstar
adam is greetings in the name of the lord
adam is only 12 which i class as a baby even though as i stand i am only 2 years older
adam is betrayed by his love and delivered into the hands of his archenemy
adam is consistent and safe clone charlie from bob was at least twice mutated with bld clone david from charlie has no connection to adam
adam is a founding member of hi
adam is unlike any of lucy’s previous boyfriends and sweeps her off her feet with some admirably romantic moves
adam is 46 in tall

Getting a little more specific with my query produces some alarming results:

adam m. is charged with having sexually assaulted michael e
adam m. is our new district liaison
adam m. is shown demonstrating the first three moves of a tai sabaki drill called ‘hachi kyo’
adam m. is doing really well on willowdale under12

For the record, I don’t even know anyone named Michael E.

I certainly got a good set! This’ll be kind of long.

alessandra is as sexy as her name (Why, thank you.)
alessandra is already half a decade removed from the quiet serene village in which she was born
alessandra is also a very accomplished chef and connoisseur of food and wines
alessandra is artistic director and founder of i giullari di piazza
alessandra is a remo artist
alessandra is one of america’s most sought
alessandra is able to go beyond the camera and into the soul of his subjects (His?)
alessandra is a leading authority on high leverage
alessandra is working hard in this area
alessandra is really incredible
alessandra is from rome
alessandra is more than a guess? girl
alessandra is one of the sensible gay bars around (I like that one. *laughs*)
alessandra is a sorceress who lives in and “rules” one of the countless quarters of chélekar
alessandra is very cold yet elegant
alessandra is the perfect launching point from which to explore paris
alessandra is one of the newer additions to the protec advanced training facility
alessandra is unstoppable
alessandra is a singer
alessandra is a marketing strategist and applied behavioral scientist
alessandra is referring to is congressman jules ledesma
alessandra is still alive in consolation singles and first round doubles
alessandra is situated in the heart of one
alessandra is engineer in agronomy (Now that I know that - what the heck is agronomy?)
alessandra is very focused and driven and we know that she can do anything she sets out to do”
alessandra is a woman who wants desperately to live
alessandra is taken into protective custody by harry
alessandra is an italian national living in ireland who speaks english
alessandra is an ideal base for your visit to paris
alessandra is expected to be invited by producers to audition for asian roles in their forthcoming film projects (Dude! I want to audition for Asian roles! It’s funny because I’m not even remotely Asian...)
alessandra is the widely published author of some thirteen books (Oh, how I wish.)
alessandra is the only woman in the us and in italy who specializes in southern italian percussion combined with ritual dances and singing that she learned
alessandra is bilingual in english and italian
alessandra is 24 years old (In 5 years...)
alessandra is first (SWEET!)
alessandra is forthright and tomboyish (Okay, they got that one right.)
alessandra is an architect
alessandra is a very special friend of mine
alessandra is a professionally trained chef who frequently appears on italian culinary television programs
alessandra is too psychotic to make it in any sort of leadership capacity (*grins* Probably more true than the entries that say I’m a motivational speaker.)
alessandra is expected at the end of the month
alessandra is investigating how local interactions among banks can precipitate financial crises
alessandra is a professional fashion model from verona