Was watching the news this morning before heading into work and they had a clip of Bush talking about the fighting between Israel and Hezbollah in Lebanon. I wasn’t paying it all that much attention because I was busy trying to wake up at the time, but I could’ve sworn that at one point Bush used the phrase “Hezbollian attacks.” It sounded like such a stupid turn of phrase that I wrote it off as me still being half asleep, but it turns out that’s exactly what he said. You know, as though the fighters were from Hezbollastan.
I swear the only reason the rest of the world takes anything Bush has to say seriously is because he’s got his finger on the big red button. Otherwise they’d probably be laughing their asses off at him.


















Nah. Then he woulda called them Hezbollastanis.