Straight from the Somehow-This-Doesn’t-Come-As-A-Surprise department is word that Fox News Network’s token obnoxious conservative, Bill O’Reilly, has been bitch slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit by a female Fox News producer. The complaint—captured in all it’s glory by the folks at The Smoking Gun—makes for some interesting reading to say the least:
OCTOBER 13—Hours after Bill O’Reilly accused her of a multimillion dollar shakedown attempt, a female Fox News producer fired back at the TV star today, filing a lawsuit claiming that he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and sexual fantasies. Below you’ll find a copy of Andrea Mackris’s complaint, an incredible page-turner that quotes O’Reilly, 55, on all sorts of lewd matters. Based on the extensive quotations cited in the complaint, it appears a safe bet that Mackris, 33, recorded some of O’Reilly’s more steamy soliloquies. For example, we direct you to his Caribbean shower fantasies. While we suggest reading the entire document, TSG will point you to interesting sections on a Thailand sex show, Al Franken, and the climax of one August 2004 phone conversation. (22 pages)
Fair warning: Some of the allegations are pretty graphic in addition to being highly amusing. Seems Mr. O’Reilly may not be as morally upstanding as he’d like us to think he is. No surprise there, really.



















I don’t know about you, but I don’t feel all that secure at the moment. All I see are huge deficits with no increase in security to show for it.
What I
have seenis a stunning assault on our civil liberties, a war started under false pretenses with unrealistic expectations, and the complete failure to bring to justice the leader of the group considered directly responsible for 9/11. On top of that I’ve seen our relationships with our traditional allies heavily damaged, an amazing demonstration of how to flush all the goodwill and sympathy America received from the rest of the world after 9/11 down the toilet, and not a single person held accountable for the security failure that led to 9/11 in the first place.
Considering your stance with regards to those folks who have lost their jobs under the Bush administration (whom, I’ll remind you, made a campaign promise to increase job opportunities) I guess it’s safe to assume that—should you be unfortunate enough to find your job outsourced overseas—that you’ll forgo collecting unemployment even if you’re out of work for several months? After all, you wouldn’t want to contribute to the problem of Big Government, would you?