Biggest… Douche…… EVAR

Posted by Neodromos on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 03:07 AM. Read 791 times. Tags: ,
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In my time as a Police Officer, I’ve seen quite a few assaults. Personally, I was always surprised and sometimes truly amazed at just how ingenious people can be when they intend to batter one another. For instance, I’ve seen a shoe become a weapon as well as a carrot, a half-empty soda can, an envelope stuffed with metal change, and I’ve even seen a two-headed dildo fight end with stitches. However, never before was I truly disgusted with—or even mildly upset with—a man or woman’s choice of weapon until I read the article below. Did our lovely little malcontent use a knife? No! Did she use her purse? No! Did she use her four-week-old baby? Ding ding ding.....we have a WINNER! That’s right folks, assault with an infant. I have to admit, I thought I had seen everything when I watched a man throw a very pissed off pit-bull at someone, but this is definitely something new.

And the Mother of The Year Award goes to.....

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tim gueguen Canada Posted on 10/11/2006 at 10:57 AM

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I have a strong suspicion that much child abuse, especially things like this, is caused because the abusers don’t perceive the children abused as independant human beings, but as their personal property.

Patness Canada Posted on 10/11/2006 at 11:34 AM

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*nods* My stepmother, aside from being batshit crazy, suffered a very severe postpartum depression. She wouldn’t be rational about the situation - shit, if I thought a kid was my personal property, I’d sell it for a fair dime.

But it’s not. It’s an acquired responsibility.

She threw my half-brother at my father, btw.

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Webs United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 12:21 PM

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Wow, just when you thought you saw it all…

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Mrs SEB United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 12:40 PM

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OMFG!

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SomethingAwful United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 12:49 PM

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Give me a chance, and I’ll throw Jaws at that #!*#^ inhuman momma.

Someone should neuter her. Or sterilize. Whatever.

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Quoth United Kingdom Posted on 10/11/2006 at 02:15 PM

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“..Authorities removed four other children from Graham’s home”

I think I can begin to see the problem.

Brock United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 03:33 PM

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Who is EVAR and why is he the biggest douche?

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craiger_ny United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 05:33 PM

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Who is EVAR and why is he the biggest douche?

From Wikipedia Evar is a form of Leet:

Leet (1337) is a sociolect variety used primarily on the Internet, particularly in online games. The term itself is derived from the word Elite, meaning “better than the rest,” and generally has the same meaning when referring to the hacking skills of another person.

Leet can be defined as the perturbation or modification of written text. For example, the term leet itself is often written l33t, or 1337 and many other variations. Such perturbations are frequently referred to as “Leetspeak.” In addition to modification of standard language, new colloquialisms have been added to the parlance. It is also important to note that Leet itself is not solely based upon one language or character set. Greek, Russian, Chinese, and other languages have been subjected to the Leet variety. As such, while it may be referred to as a “cipher,” a “dialect,” or a “language,” Leet does not fit squarely into any of these categories. This article primarily concerns the English Language variant of Leet.

Is defined as:

evar, evah, and eva for ever. Generally used the phrase “Worst. [Something]. Evar.” (e.g. “Worst. Game. Evar.”) This construct is largely credited as a reference to a phrase often uttered by The Comic Book Guy, a recurring character on The Simpsons, which, itself, is a reference to a complaint uttered about the quality of the show by participants in the alt.tv.simpsons newsgroup.

I’m still sifting through the douche part though, haven’t found a connection yet.

Craig

Not to trivialize that dumb bitch or anything.

Why is making a child not the biggest thing in the world to some people?  I wouldn’t even sick my dog on someone for fear of what would happen to my dog.  I just don’t understand the mentality.  Like Patness said I too believe it is a possesion type of thing.  I still can not fathom being in that woman’s head for 10 seconds.

Brock United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 06:24 PM

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Hmmm, thanks for the explanation, Craig. I had nevar heard that term used.

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Doctor M United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 08:57 PM

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;/ browse 4chan much?

Patness Canada Posted on 10/11/2006 at 09:14 PM

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Craig - just wanted to direct you, Tim was the first guy on the scene with the “children as property” thing. That doesn’t make anything you said untrue, I just figured that Tim deserves the credit over me smile

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Neodromos United States Posted on 10/11/2006 at 11:21 PM

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As far as the “douche” bit is concerned, well, its just a common insult in my neck o’ the woods. The actual definition of douch is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for meidcal or hygenic purposes. Typically, the term “douche” or “douche bag” refers to a small bag of water used to rinse the inside of a woman’s vagina for hygenic reasons. The term itself was first used as an insult during the 1960’s when it was commonly used to insult a woman whereas now it is most often used to describe a man. grin

craiger_ny United States Posted on 10/12/2006 at 07:12 AM

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Craig - just wanted to direct you, Tim was the first guy on the scene with the “children as property” thing. That doesn’t make anything you said untrue, I just figured that Tim deserves the credit over me

I see that and don’t know how I missed it.  Yes credit Tim.  I agree with both of you.

As far as the “douche” bit is concerned, well, its just a common insult in my neck o’ the woods. The actual definition of douch is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for meidcal or hygenic purposes. Typically, the term “douche” or “douche bag” refers to a small bag of water used to rinse the inside of a woman’s vagina for hygenic reasons. The term itself was first used as an insult during the 1960’s when it was commonly used to insult a woman whereas now it is most often used to describe a man.

I know, I was just trying to be funny but like I said it was not my hope to trivialize the situation of a true douche doing what she did to that child.  Yes, I vote douche as a good descriptor for that scum-bag among many other possibilities.

Dean W. Austin United States Posted on 10/12/2006 at 05:07 PM

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Well thank the lord she didn’t commit any truly evil act like have an abortion or use contraceptives.

LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 10/12/2006 at 06:16 PM

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Well thank the lord she didn’t commit any truly evil act like have an abortion or use contraceptives.

That’s sick.  wink

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