Biblically Inspired Stupidity

Posted by deadscot on Friday, December 17, 2004 at 08:26 PM. Read 1306 times. Tags:
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I’m beginning to think that we need a Christian stupidity award that dovetails into the Darwin awards.  Maybe the St. Petey, or something along those lines.

Mr. Baxter’s botched attempt to circumcising his 8-year old son would definitely be a strong contender for a St. Petey.  It turns out that Baxter, a Fundamentalist Christian, was reading through the bible and became inspired to take a knife to his son’s genitals.  The really disturbing part is that he consulted with his wife and together they concluded this was a good idea.

Circumcision Attempt - Father sentenced to three years
Columbian News
Thursday, December 16, 2004
By STEPHANIE RICE, Columbian staff writer

Ridgefield father Edwin B. Baxter asked God for mercy and a judge for understanding Wednesday as he faced sentencing for an attempted circumcision on his 8-year-old.  Baxter said he was inspired to cut his son after reading Scripture and first consulted his wife.

“It never has been my desire or intent to violate any laws,” Baxter, 33, told Superior Court Judge James Rulli.

“I pray God will have mercy on me,” Baxter said, choked up. He then put his head down on the table where he sat with his attorney.

There are just so many things wrong here.  How is it that the wife was not on trial for conspiracy?  How can a 33 year old man not know that performing surgery on someone without a license is illegal?  Why the fuck is he asking for God’s forgiveness for something God supposedly instructed him to do?

Baxter likely will appeal on the grounds that Rulli did not let him use his Christian fundamentalist faith as a defense, but Rulli cast doubt that argument will fly.

Ah, yes.  The old the devil God made me do it defense.

Baxter and his 30-year-old wife have nine children in their two-bedroom home. His wife, Tammy, is pregnant and due in February.

WTF?!?!  Eleven people in a two bedroom house with a mother that agrees that it’s okay to perform surgery in the bathtub.

The Full Story is even more disturbing.

All I can say is the world would be a lot better place if people stopped adhering to fairy tales.  Can I get an Amen?

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 12/19/2004 at 11:38 AM

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Schweinchen:

As much as I hate to say it there are some people out there who make me think that eugenics might not be such a bad thing....

Hear, hear. Sadly, the only reliable way to find out if somebody is qualified to be a parent is to apply perfect hindsight.

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PenetratingShaftOfTruthAndSemen United States Posted on 12/19/2004 at 01:33 PM

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Even if the circumcision were a success, what was the guy going to do with the foreskin?  I think he should have fried it up and fed it to his impoverished family.

zilch Austria Posted on 12/19/2004 at 03:14 PM

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This seems the appropriate place for a little story about St. Agnes Blannbekin (d. 1315), a local (Viennese) celebrity:

The Holy Prepuce was a relic unlike any other; According to Bryk (always), it was always the pre-occupation of the female sex and many visions of female saints were connected with this blessed relic. Saint Agnes of Blannbekin felt the very object materialize in a most interesting way. Of course, Saint Agnes had been pre-occupied since childhood with the idea of the Holy Foreskin: She would shed tears of compassion on the day of the Feast of the Circumcision, thinking about all that blood that little Jesus had shed for the Good of Humanity! Then things got a little bit hotter when she grew up and the Holy Prepuce would materialize before her;-) Saint Agnes would recognize that It had materialized, because she could feel a small membrane on her tongue, a membrane full of ecstatic sweetness! When she would touch It with her finger, the sweet membrane (i.e. the Holy Foreskin) would slide down her throat by Itself! It was so sweet, that Saint Agnes felt herelf being tranformed and sensed a sweetness permeate all her body!

I just felt the need to share…

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Spocko United States Posted on 12/19/2004 at 03:22 PM

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Socialist Swine Canada Posted on 12/20/2004 at 01:15 AM

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elwed,

Sadly, the only reliable way to find out if somebody is qualified to be a parent is to apply perfect hindsight.

That’s why I’m not that much of a supporter of the notion that parenthood should be restricted.  However, I do think that sometimes we should have some training that all parents-to-be are required to take.  It just seems that there are far too many clueless parents out there, and they raise kids who are little bastards, and not in the good way either....

deadscot United States Posted on 12/20/2004 at 02:27 AM

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Many states have required parenting classes for adoption so I don’t see why it would be unrealistic for all parents.  As long as the training doesn’t establish any rigorous guidelines that would infringe upon the wishes of the parents.

I recently heard that the National Head-start Association would like to see the parenting classes offered through the school system become mandatory.  As it stands now only the parents of at risk children are pressured to attend.

elwedriddsche United States Posted on 12/20/2004 at 08:50 AM

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SS & DS: This is a largely untractable problem. I don’t believe that more can or should be done than offer lots of carrots and a few big sticks.

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Chairbreaker Germany Posted on 12/20/2004 at 01:17 PM

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This kind of stupidity will never cease, since, as this story clearly demonstrates, they just won’t stop breeding.  In the long run, humanity is doomed anyway, so who cares?

Eggman United States Posted on 12/20/2004 at 04:41 PM

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The structure of organized religion lends itself to the ability to provide people with life problems (drug/alcohol addiction, lunacy, etc.) a structure to life and gets them “outside of their self” and the demons within.

Unfortunately I have to agree with Chairbreaker and the other posters, there is no way to control people that have no business raising a human being from doing just that.

Jeffrey Levine United States Posted on 01/21/2007 at 10:49 PM

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Remember to consider the origin of the word,"Fundamentalist", when you use it.  The root of this word is Fundament, which is defined in Webster’s dictionary as meaning “Ass Hole”.

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