According to this news article at Sunspot.net the folks at the RIAA and MPAA would best spend their time suing the Department of Defense if they want to get at some of the worst file-swapping offenders. Last fall it was discovered that some 100 midshipmen were making use of their access to what is probably the fastest Internet pipe in the nation to amass an impressive collection of songs in MP3 format, full-length movies, porn videos and video games. The superintendent, Vice Adm. Richard J. Naughton was so worried about the damage this discovery could do to the academy’s image that he told some of his senior leaders that if word leaked out he’d kill them. A comment that may have something to do with the fact that he’s just turned his resignation last week. So just what kind of goodies were these fine young men collecting?
- Episodes of The Simpsons, Seinfeld and Jeopardy.
- Movies such as Black Hawk Down, A Few Good Men, Shrek, Harry Potter and Not Another Teen Movie.
- An encyclopedic collection of pornographic videos.
- BMW commercials.
- Video games such as Age of Empires, Need for Speed, Motocross Madness and Delta Force 2.
- A television clip described cryptically as “Jlo at the Grammys.“
The academy made a lot of noise last year about punishment by court-martial or expelling the worst offenders, but did they? Naaah.
The 11 pages of released documents show that the school did not act on its threat last year to court-martial or expel the worst offenders. The harshest punishment, given to one mid, was 95 demerits, 60 days of restriction, 20 sessions of marching in circles, 30 hours of extra work, four months of reduced privileges and a six-month loss of Internet use.
The records show that midshipmen used 17 peer-to-peer file-trading programs, including Aimster, BearShare, Morpheus, KaZaA, NeoNapster, Shareaza, SongSpy and SwapNut.
The records also reveal for the first time that 36 of the seized computers contained pornographic movies. They also highlight the sheer number of media files midshipmen had amassed. One mid’s computer contained 2,253 music recordings and 2,289 game files. Another computer held 227 pornographic videos.
One computer was found to harbor seven pornographic videos, eight music videos, 25 music files and an episode of The Muppet Show. Another had four episodes of Friends and a copy of Jackass: The Movie.
So there you go. Wanna swap files on a fast connection and be immune from the wrath of the RIAA and others? Just join the Navy.



















What do you expect? You have to be nominated by a Congressman to get in, you know….....