Let’s do another round of: You Caption The Picture! The game where you try to come up with the funniest caption for a picture of my choosing in a competition to win tons of fabulous prizes in the form of my unending gratitude and amusement.
Why’d you roll your eyes? What, you think I actually have a budget to work with or something?!?
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Posted on 07/21/2004 at 03:27 PM 
“Whatcha got there, Frank?“
“Nothin’ much. Just an SUV with expired tags over there and this guy here with a broken headlamp.“
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 03:33 PM 
“This is whatcha call yer basic “PMS Parking”. Let’s get the ticket written up before the owner gets out of the Cold Stone Creamery over there. Climb up and read me the VIN, Rookie.“
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 03:37 PM 
“Hey partner, refresh my memory… what’s the fine for driving under the influence of fellatio?“
(“system”)
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 03:47 PM 
“Pastry my ass, Franklin. That, my boy, was a do-nut. You followin’ me, son?“
mmmmm….dooooooooughnuuuuuut…..mmmmmm
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 04:00 PM 
“Well, his wife told him that if he tried to park in that small space she wouldn’t be able to get out of the car.“
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 04:48 PM 
“If you think the back of the car looks like shit, you don’t want to see the front!“
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 04:58 PM 
We can’t ticket him. It says clearly: Angle Parking Only. We have to ticket everyone else instead.
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 06:29 PM 
“It’s those damn hippies, Leo. I had to write this one up for parking on the damn grass. The nerve of those idiots.“
Posted on 07/21/2004 at 06:39 PM 
I can’t write him a ticket,Frank because the attendant said just shove it anywhere!
“How long do you think this guy was on two wheels before ending up here. GTA: VC gives $2 a foot ya know…“
(Stupid, I know. I’m still trying to figure out how the guy actually got the car in that position!)
Cap: idiot ( really! 
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Posted on 07/21/2004 at 10:06 PM 
“Looks like someone got all worked up watching a Dukes of Hazard marathon on tv.“
These are pretty good! I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m highly amused. 
Posted on 07/22/2004 at 09:22 AM 
“Welp, Bob, I guess I owe you that $5. You really DO have psychic powers.“
Posted on 07/22/2004 at 11:28 AM 
We’ve got Jenna [Bush] inside; she’s sobering up. Frank, you gotta call her Dad to get this out of here.
Damn, RDNewman beat me to it…
The Bush Twins on a bender again? Jeez… how are we covering up this one?
Posted on 07/23/2004 at 05:42 AM 
“The last thing the driver remembers was jacking a Sharon Stone DVD into the overhead player!“
Posted on 07/24/2004 at 02:32 AM 
“Frank, did you just see that?“
“What?“
“That cyclist over there doesn’t have a helmet on!“
“WHAT!? That’s it! Go get the cruiser, he’s goin’ DOWN!“
Posted on 07/24/2004 at 10:05 AM 
So the short one gets out and screams at the big guy, “did you bring a F&%@#ing can opener to get me out of that spot?!“
It just went down hill from there.
Posted on 07/24/2004 at 01:45 PM 
Officer on the right: “I can’t look. It’s not bad is it?...“
What the officer on the left thinks to himself: “You have to be kidding… not bad?“
What the officer on the left actually says: “Well, I guess it all depends on how you look at it… Why?“
Officer on the right: “Good, because you have to the ass on this girl.“
Posted on 07/25/2004 at 12:06 PM 
I’m pretty sure the image is a photochop. The grass isn’t disturbed under the white car’s left tire, and the part where the right tire meets the brown car just doesn’t look right.
That being said…
Right Cop: I’ve got some great news.
Left Cop: It’s not as bad as it looks?
Right Cop: Nah, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
/Got nothin’
Captcha: “husband”
Actually, it does indeed look wrong upon close inspection. Ah well, it’s still a fun pic to come up with captions for.
Posted on 07/25/2004 at 07:24 PM 
“The plate’s registered to a “Bond.“ “J. Bond.“”
Posted on 07/25/2005 at 11:31 AM 
“Musical Parking Spaces”
FYI:
In real life though, the car on the right (under) is the one the one who parked last.
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Posted on 07/21/2004 at 10:32 PM 
“Frank, I’ve told you before you can’t double-park like this, so I’m writing you up for it. Next time, just try the parking lot behind the doughnut shop.“
captcha = “lower”