Ashcroft will not be part of Bush’s second term.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 06:33 AM. Read 580 times. Tags:
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They say that every rain cloud has a silver lining and the first bit of good news to come out of Bush’s reelection is word that Attorney General John AsshatAshcroft has announced his retirement:

“Yet I believe that the Department of Justice would be well served by new leadership and fresh inspiration,” said Ashcroft, whose health problems earlier this year resulted in removal of his gall bladder.

“I believe that my energies and talents should be directed toward other challenging horizons,” he said. Ashcroft’s letter was dated Nov. 2, Election Day.

Chief among those challenges will be an attempt to join the 21st century along with the rest of us. Good riddance.

To say that I did a little happy dance at this news is probably an understatement. A lot of folks think I hate Bush in particular, but the truth is I dislike his administration as a whole more so than simply having it out for Bush personally. Public enemy number one as far as I was concerned was John Ashcroft; a man who lost his reelection bid to the Senate to a dead guy. When the people of your State say they think a guy killed in an airplane crash could do a better job of representing them then you are then you should really probably consider a new career outside of politics, but Bush swooped in and handed him the post of Attorney General where he’s been able to wreak havoc on civil liberties and freedoms ever since.

I realize it’s entirely possible he could be replaced with someone who’s even worse, but it’s hard to imagine how that’s possible. Perhaps now the statue known as Spirit of Justice can have the curtain removed from her that Ashcroft put in place because he was offended by her one naked breast. You can see a pic of him explaining his objection to having his picture taken in front of a statue with exposed breasts in the picture in the upper right here. Not sure if he thinks her tits are too big or not big enough.

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did United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 07:54 AM

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Ashcroft is the most loathesome of the bunch, but we still need to be rid of, well, the rest of them…

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Scott United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 08:23 AM

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Les, did you see this quote?

Ashcroft, in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush, said, “The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.”

I was boggled when I saw it.

Chaz Canada Posted on 11/10/2004 at 08:26 AM

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My first reaction was “YAY!!!”...then it dawned on me that someone has to replace him...hopefully you guys come out of this ok.

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shana Japan Posted on 11/10/2004 at 08:31 AM

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Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!

But yeah, I am knocking on wood.  Who knows who he’ll dredge up from the sewers!

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decrepitoldfool United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 08:41 AM

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What Did said.

But hell, GW, I’m available!  If appointed attorney general, I promise to go after the real criminals and terrorists.  Heh.

GeekMom United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 09:01 AM

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Obviously God smote him because he didn’t want him to continue in his current job.

Spocko United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 09:05 AM

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I’m with you Les, as bad as the smirking chimp is, his crew is far worse. Especially this tool!

PS. What the heck - One more time!...

IMPoe United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 09:48 AM

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John Ashcroft’s testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee in December 2001--during which he declared that his critics “only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve”--was despicable. And not just for the obvious reasons.

Ashcroft was the last person who should have beeen accusing others of undermining a war effort, given his own sorry performance during the Vietnam War. While attending Yale and then the University of Chicago Law School in the 1960s, Ashcroft repeatedly sought and received student deferments from his local draft board in Springfield, Missouri.

In this, Ashcroft was hardly unique. But, as The Boston Globe reported in January 2001, when Ashcroft graduated from law school in 1967 he took the far less common step of seeking an occupational deferment granted to those who hold critical civilian jobs. (Out of 35 million men registered with the Selective Service in 1967, only 264,000 received occupational deferments.)

The “critical” job in question? Teaching business law to undergrads at Southwest Missouri State University-- an assignment he lined up with the help of a family friend. Although Ashcroft’s draft board had already earmarked him for induction--indeed, Ashcroft had already passed his pre-induction physical--the board reversed itself and granted the deferment, and Ashcroft spent the rest of the Vietnam War in Missouri, safe and sound. And quiet: Although Ashcroft was clearly eager to avoid going to Vietnam, he never protested the war.

At least those people Ashcroft has branded traitors have the courage to voice their dissent.

I am very curious to see his replacement…

John Hoke United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 10:11 AM

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Heh…

I wrote some pithy comments about this last night - was gonna cross post them, but life happend.

My biggest question out of this, other than can we now uncover the Statue of Justice’s tits is who will replace him?

This may be a devil you know vs. the devil you don’t know kinda thing…

Rumor is it may be Rudy Guilianni, and the scary thing is that it may be the best option we get from the Shrub. Don’t get me wrong, I am a NY’er and I have more viceral hate for Rudy’s tenure as Mayor than of Bush’s [mis]Administration, but Rudy is about as centrist a person Bush is likely to appoint.  We may get someone alot worse than Asshat was :(

John Hoke United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 10:24 AM

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ack…
can we now Uncover the statue of Justice’s tits, is who will replace him?

Thoughts?

Dave M. United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 11:27 AM

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You know, a lot of Missourians, myself included, have wished they had just voted him in. Hind sight is always 20x20.

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VernR United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 01:09 PM

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I realize it’s entirely possible he could be replaced with someone who’s even worse, but it’s hard to imagine how that’s possible.

Alberto Gonzales is the current front runner. He is notable, as Counsel to the President, for writing the torture memo(s) and, during Bush’s term a Governor, for advising Bush on death penalty appeals. In the latter role he seldom if ever presented exculpatory evidence.

John Hoke United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 01:48 PM

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Not entirely sure about Alberto Gonzales.. he is also rumored as a possible replacement for any SCOTUS openings - doubt they would want to confirm him twice.

I doubt that the right would let Bush nominate Guilliani, but they may use him as a sacrificial lamb

VernR United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 02:18 PM

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CBS thinks otherwise. They say an announcement is expected today.

John Hoke United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 05:03 PM

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Shit… don’t blame me… I’ve been wrong before, I voted for the other guy wink

Dave M. United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 05:05 PM

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Well, the announcement has been made. :/

Yahoo! News article.

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Dave M. United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 05:06 PM

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I see, the senate still has to confirm him. Yea, that will happen with a GOP controlled setate.

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John Hoke United States Posted on 11/10/2004 at 05:14 PM

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Dave,

Depends if the Dem’s show that they have not yet been gelded… as a block (with a few moderate Republicans—Chaffey, Snow, etc) tehy could easily fillibuster the nomination until Bush gives in and picks another.... hopefully after a serious ass reaming during the confirmation proceedings.

Time for Dems to start showing they still have a pair and stand up against the far right—with moderate Republicans ...

Larkinsjapn Japan Posted on 11/10/2004 at 11:05 PM

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I worry that ashcroft would be available to serve on a Federal court Bench or maybe replace Renquist on the Supreme Court. After all Bush does have a Man Date to fill. I hope the Democrates fillibuster the shit out of the Rethugs from the git-go on Gonzales nomination. A lawyer who advises a Governor on Life and death issues who tilts the issue towards death, and then rips up the only worthwile document to come out of the horror that was WWI, The Geneva Convention, does not pass. I got my letters in the mail already.
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MM United States Posted on 11/11/2004 at 01:22 AM

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Hey asswipes, lets count the attacks on us here after 9/11.  ...........Gee, not a one. John Ashcroft had a large role in that. Thank your lucky stars that adults are in charge of this country.
Keep stewing, I love it.

Neodromos United States Posted on 11/11/2004 at 03:30 AM

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MM

I try to be civil, and I try to remain calm, but you sir are a dick and John Ashcroft’s appointment as attorney general was about as comforting as a swift kick to the groin. As for Ashcroft’s record as attorney general, click the link below.

[url=http://www.impeach-bush-now.org]http://www.impeach-bush-now.org[/url]

ingolfson Germany Posted on 11/11/2004 at 07:21 AM

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Ash on the SCOTUS? Naaah, I’m not expecting the Apocalypse to happen just yet.

Les United States Posted on 11/11/2004 at 07:35 AM

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What cracks me up about folks like MM is the fact that they so love to draw simplistic conclusions based on facts that may or may not have any direct correlation to each other so long as it supports their biased point of view. Supporting arguments for his conclusion? He doesn’t need them for he feels those conclusions are obvious.

Had there been another attack since 9/11 he’d use that as proof of why people like John Ashcroft were needed in the positions they were in and if there aren’t any further attacks then that’s proof that John Ashcroft was needed because he played a large role in preventing them. It’s a win-win outlook for him.

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Cindi United States Posted on 11/11/2004 at 10:24 AM

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Yes, please, let us now uncover the statue.  What an appalling embarrassment.  Can you imagine if Michelangelo’s David were in this country?

It appears that MM could be one of those glassy-eyed, blind-faith followers that can do no more than parrot-back what’s been jammed down their throats.

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The stupid!  It burns!!

Rufus-Leroy United States Posted on 11/11/2004 at 08:19 PM

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Na Na Na Naa Hey Hey Hey Gooodbyeee....
Now we are about to get the lap dog Alberto Gonzalez as AG. I wonder if he’ll try to argue that Bush as commander in chief should be able to declare himself the second coming of Jesus and that we should all get on our knees in order to recieve his 2.5 inch communion. All you torture-sadists out there should be very encouraged and happy!

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