Though I’m sure his wife had a couple of words for him…
Found on Digg.
And he never has to go to Kmart again….
Posted by RDNewman on Wednesday, September 19, 2007 at 11:16 PM. Read 893 times. Tags: humor, kmart, silly people Permalink · 3 Comments ·
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THEOCRAT 
Posted on 09/20/2007 at 12:14 AM
Posted on 09/20/2007 at 12:14 AM RDNewman Posted on 09/20/2007 at 08:47 AM
Posted on 09/20/2007 at 08:47 AM
The change from “Jon Walker” to “John F. Walker” for the store manager’s name certainly supports that. I should have paid more attention before I posted. I’m just so surprised that I can’t trust that everything I find on Digg isn’t legitimate. 
Still, fake or no, the list is great and sure to get you banned from Kmart,though I can see how disturbing the peace charges might somehow become involved.
Les, I hear you have a little extra time at work these days… You might head down to the local Kmart on a break and do a little empirical testing. Perhaps a freelance journalist investigation?
TB 
Posted on 09/22/2007 at 09:52 AM
Posted on 09/22/2007 at 09:52 AM 
That Kmart logo is out of date - according to wikipedia, Kmart USA stopped using it in 1990 (it’s still used in Australia, though). Plus, I’m certain that each of those items were on a list of “cool things to do at Wal*Mart” that I got as a funny email from a friend ages ago. They all sound rather familiar - especially the condom one. I’m willing to bet that snopes has already proven this is a fake.
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Definitely fake, most obviously because security cameras usually aren’t fitted to pick up sound and also because its an infamous e-mail forward. Here’s Snopes.