All the faith in the world will only take you so far.

Posted by Les on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 11:28 AM. Read 807 times. Tags: , ,
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This difficult lesson was learned the hard way by Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele when he told his congregation that he would prove the power of faith by recreating Jesus’ water walking trick:

One eyewitness said: “He told churchgoers he’d had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.

“He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

“He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back.”

Probably died of embarrassment long before he drowned. Now the question is: How do we convince more Evangelicals to take up this challenge?

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Webs United States Posted on 08/31/2006 at 01:22 PM

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After Franck Kabele dies and goes to heaven…

Franck: Holy shit I thought that would actually work!
Jesus: Wow what a fucking idiot!

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LuckyJohn19 Australia Posted on 08/31/2006 at 06:54 PM

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Now that‘s a funny story. LOL

Les: How do we convince more Evangelicals to take up this challenge?

72 virgins? Nah. That’s been done to death.  grin

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ingolfson New Zealand (Aotearoa) Posted on 09/01/2006 at 02:52 AM

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Les: How do we convince more Evangelicals to take up this challenge?

Dangle tax-exempt status at the end of a rope. Oh, damn, done that too, already.

whitebloodoftheheavens United States Posted on 09/01/2006 at 07:58 AM

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This is fucking beautiful!  No, heres what ya do, tell everyone who was there that the guy is still alive, that the spirit of the lord has run through his body and hes still down there walking, hes just going to europe!

Damn these evangelicals are stupid.

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