Why? Because they’re debating setting up a “hate hotline” so that folks can report people like me for saying insensitive or mean things about them:
Tuesday, the Boulder City Council will take up the matter of allocating public funding for a “hate hotline,” which would give residents an opportunity to report incidents in which Boulderites use tactless language.
“Our concern - and there are many - is that there is no confidentiality, no legal confidentiality,” explains Judd Golden, chairman of the Boulder American Civil Liberties Union, which has not yet taken an official position on the hate-line. “So it’s potentially chilling if people think they are providing this information in confidence and then that information were provided to the government or the government sought access to it. That would chill free speech.”
Golden says the agenda item on the hotline is “extensive” and a “real dilemma” for the ACLU. There are some very “broad standards” laid out in the resolution.
There is, for instance, the policy statement condemning the usual individual or collective acts of racism and bigotry. Great. But it also condemns those who attack “personal beliefs and values.”
I’m saying mean things about people’s personal beliefs and values all the time so, in Boulder at least, I must be public enemy #1. Hopefully this lunacy will stay limited to Boulder because one of the few places I’ve ever seriously considered moving out of state to was Denver, but if the whole state goes loopy then I’ll have to cross them off my very short list of places other than Michigan I’d want to live.
Not that Michigan doesn’t have similarly idiocy on the books. Technically we still have blasphemy laws including one specifically in regards to Jesus Christ himself. There’s a law I’ve violated a few million times in my life already. Surprised they haven’t come to lock me up yet. I’m dangerous ya know.


















oh, Denver’s safe. I lived in Boulder for 5 years and the Denver Post was accurate when they once described Boulder as a town nestled between the mountains and reality.
While I lived there the city council was wise enough to address the following issues (while blissfully ignoring the lost sales tax revenue when all the small retailers fled for the next city over):
1. Folks who own dogs were officially re-named “Dog Guardians” which would instill more of a sense of responsibility.
2. Couches and other stuffed furniture was outlawed from porches. Evidently, they start riots and fires (no doubt they’ve considered a class action lawsuit agains Ethan Allen).
... my personal forward-thinking favorite:
3. Descrimination on the basis of genetic engineering is outlawed. I don’t remember the exact words, but it will be illegal for you to hire/fire, show preferential treatment for someone based on the fact that their blue eyes and uncanny mathematics skills were determined in a test tube prior to conception (once that technology becomes available to the masses). The City Council prides themselves on being the first city in the US to enact that little gem.
I don’t live there anymore, but I read the opinion section of the local paper every day for the sheer comic value.