I had an odd thought the other day about Acts of God and how they are often used to let insurance companies weasle out of paying up.
The thing that bothered me is that if you look at the Bible (source of all authorised information on God according to a lot of people who haven’t read it), acts of god have one thing in common. He always takes credit, he’s a self obsessed egomanic, so how can any modern “act of god” be classified an Act of God without the clouds parting and a weasily voice to say “It was ME!”.


















Billy Connolly in The Man who Sued God, had his boat sink. The insurance company wouldn’t pay out coz they reckoned it was an act of god so Billy sues them and the church which prompted this quote:
The church can only win if it proves God does not exist.