Now everywhere you go you can ask “What the fuck is wrong with you people?” with the Scrolling Belt Buckle. You might even get an answer you can understand and respect. Regardless, you’ll have them looking in your direction. Starting a conversation just got so much easier, you’ll wonder why you haven’t let your midsection do the talking before.
What would you have it say? I’m quite curious.
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Posted on 04/17/2005 at 04:27 PM 
That’s what I was gonna say. Dammit. Now I have to come up with something better.
Posted on 04/17/2005 at 05:52 PM 
Love conquers all!!
Posted on 04/17/2005 at 09:37 PM 
No vacancies. *chuckles*
Posted on 04/17/2005 at 10:22 PM 
:: by reservation only ::
- or -
:: now taking reservations ::
Posted on 04/17/2005 at 10:25 PM 
I have two:
1) If you can read this I’ve lost weight.
2) Warning! Gases leak from the rear!
Posted on 04/17/2005 at 11:07 PM 
Most likely sayings, as predicted by me:
1. Hawaiian shirts Rock!
2. I [heart] Billy Ray Cyrus.
3. Pocket pool champion-2004.
4. Jesus Saves
5. Hoosier Harry’s Used Kia Car Lot
6. Little Peter Meter
7. Property of Tyrone.
8. Needs batteries.
9. Howard Dean 08.
10. Proud to be a Dittohead
Posted on 04/17/2005 at 11:40 PM 
‘Why yes, I am happy to see you!’
Posted on 04/18/2005 at 04:27 PM
Good ones guys but I should be able to think of one or two too. How about:
“Help, I’m being held prisoner in a scrolling belt buckle factory!”
Or
“Film at eleven.”
Or
“Hey good lookin’, we’ll be back to pick you up later!”
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I wonder how many of these people will actually get.
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