Those folks at the BBC sure are amazing. Through some clever deductive work they’ve managed to discover one of Santa’s biggest secrets: The fact that he assigns “Santa’s Helper Names” to everyone for his own record keeping purposes. Now you can find out what your Santa’s Helper Name happens to be.
Mine? Santa refers to me as “Tumbleflump Kissy-Noodles.” I’m assuming that’s a good thing.


















And you thought yours was weird… check mine out.
Tumbleflump Floppy-Noodles.... Oh man.