This has got to be the dorkiest Doctor Who toy ever. It’s a Dalek Voice Changer Helmet:
The Dalek Voice Changer Helmet is a tiered, circumferential cranial housing, joined with a glowing blue eye stalk. By donning the Dalek Helmet, you gain the ability to speak in the Dalek’s bloodless tone, play back pre-record Dalek phrases, or activate the Exterminator sound. Should the Daleks ever stage a full scale invasion, battering past the pitiable defenses of mankind, the Dalek Voice Changer Helmet might make the difference between survival and hideous annihilation.
I mean, just look at that pic of the kid wearing this $74.99, plus shipping and handling, Dalek helmet. Somehow, without the rest of the Dalek armor wrapped around him, it comes across as less than threatening. That hasn’t stopped the online store I linked to from being sold out of these badges of DW Geekdom. Nor does it stop me from (not so) secretly wishing I had one of my own. I mean I’ve been searching for years for a Windows based sound editor that comes with a ring modulation function so I could record my own voice and then distort it to sound like a Dalek. I’ve yet to find one. So a helmet that has one built-in already? Priceless.
Found via Boing Boing.


















I’m only familiar with the Daleks of the latest incarnation of Doctor Who (in fact, only familiar with the David Tenant Who), but do the earlier Daleks sound different than those in the latest series? Those guys don’t really sound all that robotic or inhuman, just a tinny bit of yelling, maybe like screaming through a metal funnel while maintaining a lack of emotion (well, except rage). Am I missing something or is that not what they sound like? Doesn’t seem all that difficult to sound like a Dalek, but I’m probably totally missing the point.