A Christian has questions on Evolution for us atheists.

Posted by Les on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 at 12:01 PM. Read 1544 times. Tags: , , , , ,
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WARNING! THE FOLLOWING VIDEO HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO BE A HAZARD TO YOUR I.Q. BY THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL. LONG TERM EXPOSURE TO STUPIDITY OF THIS MAGNITUDE CAN RESULT IN PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE AND A TENDENCY TO VOTE REPUBLICAN. FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU VIEW THIS VIDEO IN SMALL CHUNKS INTERSPERSED WITH SEVERAL LENGTHY BREAKS TO ALLOW YOUR SYNAPSES TIME TO RECOVER. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD KEEP A COPY OF CARL SAGAN’S DEMON HAUNTED WORLD OR SOME OTHER FORM OF INTELLECTUALLY UPLIFTING READING MATERIAL ON HAND TO HELP COUNTER THE STUNNING LACK OF INTELLIGENCE FOUND IN THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CLIP.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:

The stupid! IT BURNS!

Found via God is for Suckers.

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xav0971 United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 12:25 PM

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Why are planets round ? Gee you ever hear of something called gravity. What an idiot!

I didn’t know that the big bang was about a rock exploding. LOL

Evolution is supported by huge amounts of evidence and can be considered a fact. This guy has it backwards. Religion is a lie!

Matt United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 12:29 PM

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Les, even the warning was not enough of a warning. Even in all screaming caps, it was not enough.  My trust, u loses it.
- Matt

Rajiv Jain India Posted on 08/20/2008 at 01:19 PM

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Oh dear. I’ve not laughed so much since I was five years old and first discovered Tom and Jerry.

Josh United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 01:41 PM

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Les,

You should find this man and beat him severely.

Les United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 01:53 PM

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Matt, I would’ve put a loud air raid siren into the post as well as lots of flashing lights, but it would’ve taken a huge rewrite of the template.

Josh, violence is never the answer. Intensive remedial education might help, but you can’t beat the stupid out of people. It’s been tried.

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JemGryphonkin United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 01:58 PM

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Someone ever tell him the earth is not perfectly round?

He looks kinda like you, Les wink

Les United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 02:07 PM

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He’s my Stupid Twin. As opposed to, say, my Evil Twin.

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AngryArcheologist United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 02:10 PM

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BWAHHHHHH! I feel like yelling loudly. This guy is hopeless. He clearly doesn’t want to hear any evidence for evolution. it is deluding of the highest power. He even said some of the genuine arguments against his claims and said he didn’t want to hear it. Hopeless, I have never seen such a close minded person.

zilch Austria Posted on 08/20/2008 at 02:48 PM

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You have a stupid twin and an evil twin, Les?  Isn’t that triplets?

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 02:58 PM

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I couldn’t watch this to the end.

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 08/20/2008 at 03:25 PM

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1) Planets.  Same reason as soap bubbles are spherical. That’s your simple question answered. However…
2) Deer. Knowledge isn’t genetic
3) Fish.  Fishermen find there are old, wily fish who know how to remove bait from hooks.
4) Hammerhead sharks. As opposed to the whale’s back legs- those ones God designed to be embedded in all the blubber. Or the failures of the human eye. The utterly riduclous mechanism for producing sperm- the human body is at 37’C, sperm only reproduce at around 35’C hence this ridiculous architecture.
5) Tornados.  Same situation as lightning 2000 years ago.
6) Stupid parents- Rejecting your parents is a teaching of Christ.  We don’t hate all believers, just the ones like you, who start the fight.  Atheists don’t go round knocking on peoples’ doors, and saying “Have you heard the good news about Nils Bohr”.

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“All this science shit”. Siad the man using a VIDEO CAMERA to use ELECTRICITY to record onto a COMPUTER, and upload to the INTERNET, while wearing his PRECISION GROUND SPECTACLES, and MAN MADE FIBRES.

Re evil/stupid twin- “Sunset Beach” plots.

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bamboozlde United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 03:34 PM

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the most outrageous claim i saw on the video was “all faiths unite” at the end. now that would go a way toward proving the existence of god.

Lordklegg Canada Posted on 08/20/2008 at 04:22 PM

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There’s good news about “Nils Bohr” and I MISSED IT!?!  Hussar you must come over to my house and spread the good news.  I’ll make lemonade.

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Len United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 05:15 PM

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Talking smack on YouTube with a blunt in your hand…is that what all the kewl kidz are doing these days?

swordsbane United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 05:38 PM

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He hasn’t got a clue about the argument he is trying to refute, he admits that he doesn’t understand it, then for some weird reason, decides that his confusion is our confusion and declares victory?

I am in awe of stupidity like that.  I’d explain all the parts of the BB theory he’s mixed up about, but judging by what I’ve just seen and heard, if I started talking about Quantum BS, he’d just give me a look like a dial tone.

It boggles the mind how someone could actually convince himself that because he doesn’t understand something, no one else does either.

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Last_Hussar Great Britain (UK) Posted on 08/20/2008 at 06:09 PM

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There’s good news about “Nils Bohr” and I MISSED IT!?!

Just don’t go knocking at any door that says ‘Einstein’.

Hussar you must come over to my house and spread the good news.

If I ever win obscene amounts of money (couple of years ago the Euro lottery rolled over to £130m, which was split 3 ways), I intend to hold a SEBCon, my shout on flights/hotels etc.

I’ll make lemonade.

I’m hoping this is Canadian slang for decent beer/wine/whiskey.

You have a stupid twin and an evil twin, Les?  Isn’t that triplets?

No because Evil and Stupid were born two years apart. What is the double superlative of Stupid Evil Bastard- and does Les have a Bastardier twin?

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zee United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 06:23 PM

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That guy is dumb, D. U. M. dumb.

Webs United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 06:45 PM

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Apparently I can’t just leave a comment stating “Subscribing.“ Gotta write a little more.

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QueenMillefiori United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 08:00 PM

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Just proves that not all bald men with beards are highly evolved.

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leguru United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 08:44 PM

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He looks old enough to vote. Tell me he doesn’t vote. LIE TO ME! Please tell me he doesn’t vote!  snake

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Thriceberg United States Posted on 08/20/2008 at 09:03 PM

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May your children be atheists, good sir, and more tolerant than you.

Julian India Posted on 08/20/2008 at 09:54 PM

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May your children be atheists, good sir, and more tolerant than you.

Don’t say that, he’ll probably try to beat the devil out of them or something.

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ingolfson New Zealand (Aotearoa) Posted on 08/21/2008 at 04:25 AM

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He’s my Stupid Twin. As opposed to, say, my Evil Twin.

You have a stupid twin and an evil twin, Les?  Isn’t that triplets?

Les is the bastard of the triplets. We’ve seen STUPID Les, our Les says there’s an EVIL Les, so he himself must by default be BASTARD Les.

Hope the others chip in for the server costs every now and then!

1) Planets.  Same reason as soap bubbles are spherical. That’s your simple question answered. However…
2) Deer. Knowledge isn’t genetic

Actually, if we killed enough deer that way, over a long enough timeframe, they might evolve.

Ah, what am I DOING? The guy has /99 damage reduction against logic anyway. He is practically invulnerable!!!

6) Stupid parents

Aaaah, nothing like a bit of ad hominem to round of your reasoned discourse.

zilch Sweden Posted on 08/21/2008 at 07:22 AM

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Les is the bastard of the triplets.

Exactly how does that work out, ingolfson?  On second thought, never mind…

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elwedriddsche United States Posted on 08/21/2008 at 07:47 AM

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Exactly how does that work out, ingolfson?

You’ve never heard of the Stupid Evil Trinity?

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