I’d like to see a close up of your big toe, the worst gift someone has given to you but you’ve kept out of guilt, and the ugliest sweater you own.

Do you want that big toe with fingernail paint or without? I normally paint my toenails, but currently they are paint-free.

Oh, and do you want the left toe or the right toe?

I was going to request your left foot, but a close up of your left toe sounds MUCH better.  I’d also like to see your computer desk/work area, and a bowl of cereal on top of your tv- but that’s just me.

I really think this might have been a mistake to do, Les, but that doesn’t mean I can’t think of things I’d like to see.

1) I would like to see you in a dress, fish net stockings, wig and high-heels.

2) I would like to see you pose reading the Bible (KJV) and holding a crucifix.

3) I would like to see just one picture you promised to take months ago of weird things you can see in other things, like the Virgin Mary in a fence post.

That’s all I have for now, but can we each do this more than once? I just know better ideas will come to me.

1.  You, first thing in the morning just after waking up.
2.  Something or some area of your yard that you enjoy.
3.  A photo that reflects your idea of relaxation.

2) I would like to see you pose reading the Bible (KJV) and holding a crucifix.

That’d be a pretty good picture for your blog template on next April Fool’s Day.

1.  Your front door.

2.  Your stove.

3.  The spot in the house where you spend the most (awake) time.  Assuming it isn’t 1 or 2.

1. The inside of your car.

2. A clean-shaven Les dressed in the oldest outfit you own.

3. The look on your mailman’s/pizza guy’s face when you greet him at the door wearing nothing but a smile.

Hmmmm.  Digital voyeurism as a meme?  Or digital exhibitionism as a meme?

Mmmmmmm…
1)Tattoos. All of them. Assuming you have some.

2) The contents of your glovebox.

3) The person you love most.

1) The part of your home that you’d hate visitors to see.

2) The part of your home that gives you the most pride.

3) A candid shot of someone/something in your neighbourhood that generates the strongest emotion for you.

1. Your dinner.
2. Something you want to get rid of.
3. Something blue.

Hmmm. Some of these are overlapping and some of them I’ve already got on the blog.

DS, you really don’t want me exposing my naked self to innocent and unsuspecting service people. That would make the Iraqi Prison Abuses look tame in comparison.

Oh, and I could certainly do the clean-shaven thing as long as my wife doesn’t get too upset about it. Not like I haven’t shaved the beard off before.

And I’d just like to say, for the record, that you’re a complete weirdo, deadscot.

It’s a tempting meme…

1) Your most prized possession (and don’t be rude, Anne doesn’t count as a possession! *laugh*)

2) A view of tonight’s sky, from your balcony

3) Something that (to you) represents Michigan

I would like to see you in a dress, fish net stockings, wig and high-heels. -Brock

No way in hell I’m buying him fish nets or high heels when I don’t own any.  And he is NOT ALLOWED to use any of my dresses! If I don’t get to go to the hair salon, he doesn’t get a new wig.  Budget issues there, buddy.  Sorry, Weirdo-Brock this one isn’t happening! LOL!

The look on your mailman’s/pizza guy’s face when you greet him at the door wearing nothing but a smile. -Deadscot

OH NO, the miracle and sexiness of Dead God’s nakedness is all for me and me alone! That’s one of the fringe benefits of being married to the bastard.

3 Pics

1. Les posing in his new bathing suit (so we can at least say he wore it once).

2. A picture of you (Les) in the least likely place to find you.

3. A picture of you (Les) and a religious friend that has the most in common with you, except on the religious front.

The contents of:

1) Your fridge
2) Your junk drawer
3) Your medicine cabinet

And I’d just like to say, for the record, that you’re a complete weirdo, deadscot.

With this group on SEB, I consider it a compliment.

2. A picture of you (Les) in the least likely place to find you.

A Kent Hovind seminar.

1. your cat
2. your bookshelf
3. your music collection

1.01 your favorite chair
2.01 your movie collection
3.01 your car’s back bummper

1) A picture of your computers directory tree
2) A picture of your favorite collection (whatever you collect)
3) A picture of your place of work

Lol, I would NEVER do some of those requests. And I don’t even mean the weird sexually-themed ones.

Little Snit said:

No way in hell I’m buying him fish nets or high heels when I don’t own any.  And he is NOT ALLOWED to use any of my dresses! If I don’t get to go to the hair salon, he doesn’t get a new wig.  Budget issues there, buddy.  Sorry, Weirdo-Brock this one isn’t happening! LOL!

I bet you have a Salvation Army outlet nearby. Most of these items could be purchased there for next to nothing.

I bet even readers would be willing to send Les these items. I would send them myself but I’m not that kind of gay.

Come on Anne! Halloween is coming up and I gots to get my bad costume laugh. I know you can talk Les into doing this. Just tell him Mark Twain was a cross-dresser.

I did this one at pesky’apostrophe too, so I’ll give you the same challenge I gave Mac.

1) happiness
2) frustration
3) indifference

So is it against the rules to do a little photo editing? Some of these requests almost require it.

The wife has said that I can shave off my beard if I want to comply with the request for a pic of me without one, but I’m a little concerned about doing that so close to the holidays and winter as it takes a good six months to fill out again. I do have many older pics of me without a beard, but that kinda feels like cheating.

Brooks, are you part Vorlon? Next you’ll tell us you want them delivered at the hour of scampering. :D

Pictures. Pictures. Erm.

1. Your library (or, your current to-be-read stack)

I can’t think of any others that haven’t already been suggested. (Too much blood in the caffeine stream.)

Les, I’ve got no preferences on the toe—surprise me. *grin*