Fed up with media-obsessed stupid people jumping to the orders of a stupidity-obsessed media, which relies on the stupidity of consumers to stupidly and unquestioningly consume stupid things. So there. Am a writer because I’m obviously stupid, since no one in America reads, but I’m also a militant atheist, which means I’m really smart. I’m a priest Doctor of Humility in the Universal Life Church and plan on opening a storefront operation where I can exploit the stupidity of people for my own gain, as that is the American Way and it’s about time I got on the fucking program.