First the Virgin Mary shows up in a water stain on a sidewalk and then Jesus shows up in some stucco. It’s a Christmas Miracle!!! Crowds got so big at the sidewalk location that police had to show up and tell people to stay out of the damned road so residents could get to their . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom put in joint appearances in Phoenix.
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He’s at it again. Ever the attention whore Jesus has decided to show up on a South Florida man’s toast: Troy Eckonen was eating breakfast at Mack’s Cafe in Pompano Beach last Tuesday when he spotted Jesus’ face on his last piece of French toast. After studying the toast Eckonen says he and friends also . . . → Read More: Jesus. He’s what’s for breakfast. It seems the Virgin Mary is at it again this time showing up in a hospital window: Thousands of people have flocked to Mercy Medical Center to see the image since a patient first reported seeing it at about 11 a.m. Tuesday, said Mark Fulco, senior vice president for strategy and marketing at the hospital. . . . → Read More: Jesus’ mom shows up in Hospital window. Jesus’ self-portraits have been going downhill for awhile now, but this is just sad. I mean just look at the pathetic excuse for art he’s trying to pass off: DALLAS (CBS 11 News) ― Workers at a marble company in Dallas say they have a slab of natural granite that has the image of . . . → Read More: Piss poor Jesus image in slab of granite gets the TBs all excited. Is there something about being Catholic that makes people of that particular Christian denomination more stupid gullible than the Protestants? There must be because we keep getting news items like this one: Indians blinded looking for vision of Mary – UPI.com KOTTAYAM, India, March 11 (UPI)—Reports in India of a miraculous image of the Virgin . . . → Read More: More people blind themselves looking for Jesus’ mom in the Sun. So what do you see in the tree to the left here? Maybe Jesus? His virgin mom? Maybe a saint? A big bunny rabbit? Can’t decide? Don’t feel too bad because these people couldn’t decide either, but whatever it is they’re sure it’s divine and enough to get them into the newspaper. They were half . . . → Read More: Worst. Pareidolia. Ever. Family Sees Virgin Mary On Living Room Wall – Portland News Story – WMTW Portland Donna Quintana, of Meadow Lake, N.M., said it’s a much-needed blessing that appeared right before her family’s eyes Christmas Eve. Her husband saw it first. “He noticed an image there. He said, ‘That looks like an image of the . . . → Read More: Jesus’ mom isn’t even trying any more. Puts up piss poor self-portrait. So take a close look at the following picture (you can click it for a bigger version) and tell me what you see… If you’re this nutcase lady in Florida what you see is Jesus and Mary: Marilyn Smith was making a pancake a couple of weeks ago. As she was sprinkling it with chocolate . . . → Read More: Jesus and his mom team up for special pancake appearance. Virgin Mary Draws Crowds – DothanFirst.com Believers say they can see the image of the Virgin Mary on a garage door in Pennsylvania. Word of the Holy Mother’s unexplainable appearance has brought crowds to the city of Minersville to see it. “It’s amazing. It’s really amazing,” said Cecelia Sell who traveled from another county . . . → Read More: Jesus’ mom puts in an appearance on a garage door. Another week, another sighting of . . . → Read More: The quality of Jesus’ self-portraits has really gone downhill. |
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