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Looks more like Mohammad to me. Click to embiggen. So here we go again with Jesus showing up in a random inanimate object. This time it’s a receipt for Walmart which Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland just happened to notice appeared to have a face on it after being tossed on the floor . . . → Read More: Bored with trees, telephone poles, and tacos, Jesus shows up on Walmart receipt. 
He photosynthesized for your sins… What do you see when you look at the picture on the right? I see a telephone pole being slowly choked to death by Kudzu, a particularly troublesome plant native to Japan and China that has been clogging up the American South since 1876. But if you’re Kent Hardison . . . → Read More: Look! It’s a pole! It’s a plant! IT’S JESUS CHRIST! 
Josh Mather feels he’s had a miracle occur in his life. He and his brother used to own a sports bar, but they had to close it down due to the bad economy. They ended up storing some of the cooking utensils in a garage and promptly forgot about them until the day before this . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom team up for appearance on pizza pan. 
That Jesus fellow is very busy, but never so busy that he can’t appear in some random object:
The bearded wonder in all his glory. MCLEAN, Va. — The Norton family says an image of Jesus is engraved in a tree in their front yard, right where a limb once was. “I noticed the . . . → Read More: Jesus takes time out from destroying Japan to show up in a tree. 
Usually when making public appearances these two tend to go solo, but this time they decided to team up for the ultimate venue: a tortilla! A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon. Short answer: No. Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming . . . → Read More: Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla. 
No, I’m not making this up. There really is a place named Belchertown and apparently the library there hates Jesus Christ: The Sept. 8 order issued by the Library Board of Trustees warns Jesus Christ will be subject to criminal charges if he appears in the library again. Jesus Christ said Tuesday he has contacted . . . → Read More: Jesus Christ banned from Belchertown Public Library.
Jesus knows where your thumb has been! It’s been awhile since we’ve had any stories about images of Jesus showing up in odd places so here’s two such stories to make up for it. First, Jesus took the time to freak out an 8th-grader: Austin Coleman says he found Jesus on his thumbprint. He . . . → Read More: Now he’s just showing off: Jesus found in fingerprint and lung X-ray. Pareidolia comes in all shapes and sizes and mediums including, apparently, bird shit. A gentleman by the name of Salvador Pachuca down in Byran, Texas was about to wash his truck when he spotted the bird shit on the side mirror and thought that it resembled the Virgin Mary. His immediate reaction as a good . . . → Read More: Holy shit! Virgin Mary shows up in bird crap! This is a compilation of various news reports on Jesus and/or his mom showing up in random objects: Couple of things struck me as I watched this. First is the fact that it doesn’t take much for a True Believer™ to declare something as being a miracle. Finding a rock that vaguely resembles Jesus is . . . → Read More: That Jesus guy is everywhere! Jesus’ mom has decided to make an appearance in a lump of ice under the hitch of some yokel’s mobile home. As is par for the course when this happens a lot of very credulous people are making a big deal out of it: “This is unbelievable,” the 24-year-old Gonzalez says. “This is something . . . → Read More: Man sees Virgin Mary in a very phallic lump of ice. |
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