Pastor busted for recording video of female parishioners using church bathrooms.

robertlyzengamug

Pervert Pastor pissed at being pinched.

55-year-old Robert Lyzenga is a naughty Pastor.  Seems he felt God needed some help keeping on eye on the female members of the Sunrise Christian Reform Church so he took it upon himself to install “air fresheners” on the stall doors of the women’s restroom.

No one thought much . . . → Read More: Pastor busted for recording video of female parishioners using church bathrooms.

Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: High School Teacher edition.

mad-pride

Kids at San Benito’s Veterans Memorial High School got one hell of lecture from their teacher the other day. It seems she has all manner of… interesting beliefs about Jesus, Mary Magdalene, the coming apocalypse, and aliens:

San Benito Teacher Replaced After Bizarre Classroom Rant About Jesus, Mary Magdalene, UFOs & The Apocalypse – Houston News.

. . . → Read More: Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: High School Teacher edition.

Religious sites are more dangerous than porn sites for getting malware.

virus-645x483

We all have that one friend/relative/client who seems to get infected with some form of virus or malware every week and those of us who take on the task of cleaning up their PCs every time they do always tell the same joke: This wouldn’t happen if you’d stop visiting all those porn sites.

But . . . → Read More: Religious sites are more dangerous than porn sites for getting malware.

This would explain a great many things…

mosesweed

James the Preacher explains why atheists are atheists. We’re too stupid to know better.

Click to embiggen.

Click to embiggen.

All these years I thought I was an atheist because I just didn’t see any evidence in support of the concept of God(s). After much critical thought and application of reason it seemed pretty logical that God, at least as described by the major religions of the world, is the result . . . → Read More: James the Preacher explains why atheists are atheists. We’re too stupid to know better.

Latest Gallup poll says around a third of Americans are nonreligious.

Here’s some news that’ll make you feel better. The latest Gallup poll on religious views in America indicates that nearly a third of Americans are nonreligious:

Gallup classifies 40% of Americans nationwide as very religious — based on their statement that religion is an important part of their daily life and that they attend religious . . . → Read More: Latest Gallup poll says around a third of Americans are nonreligious.

Nonsensical Church Sign of the Day: Plumbing Wisdom

faucetdrain

I’ve mentioned before how my daily commute takes me past a church sign every day. Truth is, it takes me past two church signs on two different highways. Yesterday I happened to notice that the other church sign had a message that was, well, less than clear in its meaning.

It reads as follows:

BE THE FAUCET . . . → Read More: Nonsensical Church Sign of the Day: Plumbing Wisdom

More Christian persecution: GSN announces Bible based game show.

christian-american

Christians have it so hard in America. Persecution rains down upon them from all sides with Big Media being one of the worst offenders. Godless shows and constant attacks on Christian principals abound and now the ultimate offense has arrived: The American Bible Challenge.

GSN said the questions will be “designed to acknowledge and celebrate . . . → Read More: More Christian persecution: GSN announces Bible based game show.

Annoying Church sign of the Day: Friends.

GodInterfere

Every day as I commute into work I pass by a church sign next to the freeway. Like many other church signs, it has a spot for witticisms and wisdom to be dispensed in small bites that can be read easily while zooming by at 70 mph. Most of the time they’re fairly innocuous, but occasionally . . . → Read More: Annoying Church sign of the Day: Friends.

This is the approach Jesus should have taken…

Jesus-teachings-on-gay-people

Seriously, you’ve got to know how to make it unambiguously clear to people. Speak to them in a fashion they will clearly understand.

Though I’m willing to bet that as soon as he’s dead the True Believers™ would still find a way to “interpret” this message to mean what they want it to.

. . . → Read More: This is the approach Jesus should have taken…