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It’s always bad enough when you accidentally lose your credit card someplace and have to go through the process of canceling it and getting a new one. It’s worse when someone finds it and starts racking up charges before you can cancel it. That’s what happened to Harrun Majeed when he accidentally dropped his card . . . → Read More: Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat. Father Ignatius Kury of Brimfield Township, Ohio just can’t get a break. Realizing he was waaay too drunk to drive, the good Father pulled over to the side of the road and climbed into the back of the car to catch a few winks. But some busybody just had to call the cops and report . . . → Read More: Priest propositions Officers after being arrested for DUI. Seems 53-year-old Pastor Grant Storms can’t follow his own preachings. Known for ranting against behaviors and festivities he considers sinful, the horny Pastor was arrested and charged with obscenity after two women called the police on him for masturbating in a public park: Storms has been a primary voice of opposition to “Decadence Fest,” an . . . → Read More: New Orleans Pastor who rails against “Decadence Fest” found masturbating in a park. You might want to set your sights on something a bit more valuable than this: Forest Grove officers say Christopher Robison, 26, set off an alarm when he broke into the school administration building on Main Street early Sunday afternoon. There was just enough time for him to grab a handful of Dum Dum candies . . . → Read More: If you’re going to risk jail time by breaking and entering… 
This is what it looks like from inside the aircraft. Yes, this is an actual incident. … you stupid fucking asshats. Apparently this small bit of wisdom has escaped a great many Americans as last year Los Angeles airport recorded the highest number of laser-beam events: “This is a serious safety issue,” said U.S. . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: Don’t shine your laser pointer into the cockpits of passing aircraft… No idea if too much religion or just too many drugs are to blame for this incident so I’ll let it speak for itself: UNION, N.J. — A man who claimed he was seeking the “portal to hell” repeatedly stabbed two women early Friday after they noticed misplaced items in their backyard and opened the . . . → Read More: Man looking for a “portal to hell” stabs a couple of old ladies in New Jersey. 
He seems quite pleased with himself. Wonder if he'll have that shit-eating grin in the lethal injection booth? Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve already heard all about the attempted assassination of U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords on Saturday. As happens every time something like this takes place, pundits and politicians wasted no . . . → Read More: On the subject of the Giffords shooting and the tone of political discourse today. 36-year-old Lark Ann Freeman is a little on the nutty side. She believed the world was going to end last Friday in an apocalyptic earthquake at 11:11AM and so she did what any self-respecting nutcase would do in such a situation. She kidnapped 4 people and then led police on a high speed chase in a rented . . . → Read More: Crazy woman learns that the end of the world is no excuse for kidnapping people. 
Perhaps she should read up on that commandment about coveting and neighbors. Christians love to tell stories of people who had their lives were transformed by finding Christ. If I had a dime for every sob-story about how someone was a child killing-mother raping-money stealing-philandering-coke snorting-alcoholic-low life-scum bucket until the Lord Jesus Christ entered . . . → Read More: Former crook turned minister can’t give up her thieving habits. 
There are some things you’d think you wouldn’t have to tell people, but you’d be wrong: COLORRADO SPRINGS, Colo.—A Colorado Springs man who tried to clean his natural-gas fireplace while it was still lit nearly roasted himself over an open fire. He was hospitalized with second-degree burns. Colorado Springs fire authorities say the unnamed man . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: Don’t try to clean your fireplace while you still have a fire in it. |
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