Man posts sign expressing delight that his neighbor has cancer.

Well that's not very neighborly! Click to embiggen!

Well that's not very neighborly! Click to embiggen!

I can be an asshole at times just like anyone else, but this is taking assholeishness to a whole other level:

Cranston residents protest sign urging cancer patient to die – Projo 7 to 7 News Blog 

Bob Gold, 55, has been in remission for a . . . → Read More: Man posts sign expressing delight that his neighbor has cancer.

It’s a special kind of asshole who takes up two handicapped parking spaces…

Member of the planning board and noted asshat, Joseph Mora.

Constable and noted asshat, Joseph Mora.

… when he’s not handicapped himself and then when he’s confronted by an actual handicapped person he flashes a fake badge and assaults the poor guy. The cherry on top of this pile of shit? When said asshole is a constable and a member of the local planning . . . → Read More: It’s a special kind of asshole who takes up two handicapped parking spaces…

Man threatens host of kid’s birthday party with a gun.

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I generally don’t have a problem with gun ownership — most gun owners seem to be responsible and considerate — but this guy isn’t one of those people:

According to a police affidavit, Hayes became upset and began yelling at the victim because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and cake.”

Hayes . . . → Read More: Man threatens host of kid’s birthday party with a gun.

8-year-old pepper sprayed after threatening police with a sharp stick.

Every kid throws a temper tantrum now and then, but it sounds like second grader Aidan could use a few anger management classes:

According to the report, Aidan “was climbing the cart and spitting at teachers. He also broke wood trim off the walls and was trying to stab teachers with it.”

“I wanted to . . . → Read More: 8-year-old pepper sprayed after threatening police with a sharp stick.

Asshats steal woman’s credit card info and then sends her “thank you” flowers.

Pic of troll face.

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Imagine this: Some asshat gets hold of your credit card information and racks up a bunch of fraudulent charges. Then, after the bank calls to tell you that you’ve been victimized, there’s a knock on the door with a gift from the asshat:

According to the woman, Bank of America had called . . . → Read More: Asshats steal woman’s credit card info and then sends her “thank you” flowers.

SEB Pro Tip: When facing the death penalty try not to wish aloud for a gun to shoot the jury with.

I mean, I can understand it given the situation you’re in:

A man convicted of first-degree murder told Jefferson Parish jurors deliberating his fate, “If I had an AK-47, I’d kill every last one of y’all with no remorse.”

Isaiah Doyle made the comments today after taking the stand during the penalty phase of his . . . → Read More: SEB Pro Tip: When facing the death penalty try not to wish aloud for a gun to shoot the jury with.

Well this is a novel way to get your ass run over.

It’s probably safe to say that Benjamin Keyser is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Seems he was riding as a passenger in a F350 Ford Truck with a moon roof when he thought it’d be hilarious to climb out of said moon roof while the truck was in motion:

“He immediately lost . . . → Read More: Well this is a novel way to get your ass run over.

Too Much Religion Will Make You Crazy: Thank God for the Japan Quake edition.

I really, really hope this is a Poe. I fear that it isn’t.

There seems to be some debate over whether TamTamPamela’s YouTube videos are sincere or some of the more convincing trolling you’ll see. Personally I’m not sure, but I’m leaning towards it being legit.

Especially given the outpouring of callous . . . → Read More: Too Much Religion Will Make You Crazy: Thank God for the Japan Quake edition.

Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat.

Pic of an asshat.

It’s always bad enough when you accidentally lose your credit card someplace and have to go through the process of canceling it and getting a new one. It’s worse when someone finds it and starts racking up charges before you can cancel it.

That’s what happened to Harrun Majeed when he accidentally dropped his card . . . → Read More: Richard Lewis Ludwig is a thieving asshat.

Priest propositions Officers after being arrested for DUI.

Father Ignatius Kury of Brimfield Township, Ohio just can’t get a break. Realizing he was waaay too drunk to drive, the good Father pulled over to the side of the road and climbed into the back of the car to catch a few winks. But some busybody just had to call the cops and report . . . → Read More: Priest propositions Officers after being arrested for DUI.