Lowe’s can kiss my big fat ass.

Lowes

I used to be a pretty big fan of Lowe’s despite not being the sort of person who spends a lot of time in hardware stores. A good percentage of my Christmas lights and decorations have been purchased from Lowe’s over the years and on those rare occasions when I did need something hardware . . . → Read More: Lowe’s can kiss my big fat ass.

What the fuck, PayPal?

Does this make any sense to anyone who isn’t A) a PayPal employee or B) brain damaged? I think the seller has decent grounds for a lawsuit.

PayPal: if you don’t like the violin you bought, smash it and we’ll give you your money back

Just when you thought PayPal couldn’t get any stupider, well, . . . → Read More: What the fuck, PayPal?

Part 2 of Literally Unbelievable’s Top Ten Facebook Reactions to The Onion in 2011.

Part 2 of Literally Unbelievable’s Top Ten Facebook Reactions to The Onion in 2011.

In case the first half of the list wasn’t soul crushing enough.

Top Ten Facebook Reactions to the Onion of 2011, Part II

5. “Would the Queen of Paris act like this??”

4. Gained a sun, lost a mind

3. “Of . . . → Read More: Part 2 of Literally Unbelievable’s Top Ten Facebook Reactions to The Onion in 2011.

“Literally Unbelievable” is one of those soul crushing websites that document the gullibility of the average person.

Which is why I both love and hate it. Most of the time it’s highly amusing, but then I stop and realize these people can vote. In fairness, The Onion can sound convincingly real and, at times, oddly prescient, but a lot of these news items are so ridiculous that you’d have to have the . . . → Read More: “Literally Unbelievable” is one of those soul crushing websites that document the gullibility of the average person.

A collection of post-Christmas tweets that will leave you despairing for the human race.

Click to embiggen if you can handle whiny, entitled morons.

There are some folks in this would that you just can’t make happy no matter what you do for them or what you give them. Take, for example, this bunch of numbnuts bitching about not getting an iPhone, iPad, or car for Christmas:

Click to embiggen if you can handle whiny, entitled morons.

I . . . → Read More: A collection of post-Christmas tweets that will leave you despairing for the human race.

The anti-vaxers are holding Pox Parties to intentionally infect their kids.

The malaria party was David's idea.

Cartoon by XKCD (http://xkcd.com/51/).

I write about stupid people pretty often so I’m not often surprised by what they do, but this surprised me. Apparently there is a group on Facebook which you can join to find out about Pox Parties in your area or to arrange to have infected items sent to you . . . → Read More: The anti-vaxers are holding Pox Parties to intentionally infect their kids.

SEB Mailbag: Be happy I don’t tell everyone what a fake you are edition.

NOT-SURE-IF-TROLL-OR-JUST-VERY-STUPID

Got the following epistle this evening:

From: Ben Z <lbwbap@yahoo.com>

Subject: Horos vc. Jesus

You Sir are an Idiot:

Be happy that I do not  send this answer into your blog:

You made a 100% copy of

http://creativecounterpart.wordpress.com/2008/01/10/ending-the-myths-of-horus-jesus/

you are a fake!

Be

I love the fact that this guy is so smart he can’t . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Be happy I don’t tell everyone what a fake you are edition.

In Michigan, the average spending per prisoner is close to three times that spent per student.

Students vs Prisoners

I love my State, but damned if our priorities aren’t seriously fucked up:

via Cool Infographics.

Man posts sign expressing delight that his neighbor has cancer.

Well that's not very neighborly! Click to embiggen!

Well that's not very neighborly! Click to embiggen!

I can be an asshole at times just like anyone else, but this is taking assholeishness to a whole other level:

Cranston residents protest sign urging cancer patient to die – Projo 7 to 7 News Blog 

Bob Gold, 55, has been in remission for a . . . → Read More: Man posts sign expressing delight that his neighbor has cancer.

I’m not saying the anchors on FOX News are scientifically illiterate, but…

… it’s an easy judgement to make when you see them asking monumentally stupid questions like: Does the discovery of volcanism on the moon in some way disprove climate change on the Earth?

Seriously, check it:

You can see by his expression that Bill Nye (The Science Guy) may have had a minor stroke . . . → Read More: I’m not saying the anchors on FOX News are scientifically illiterate, but…