Friends help you move. Real friends grant your request for them to shoot you.

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They say curiosity killed the cat and it’s true that too much inquisitiveness can be deadly, or at least very very painful. One young man with more curiosity than common sense decided he wanted to know what it felt like to be shot with a gun.

So he pestered his best friend until the friend . . . → Read More: Friends help you move. Real friends grant your request for them to shoot you.

Dumbass counterfeiter wants to be on “Hardcore Pawn” so badly he gets himself busted.

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I'm right there with you on that one, Chuck.

Some folks will do anything for their brief moment in the spotlight. Take for example Detroit area counterfeiter Kenny “Boom” Smith who is a big fan of the reality show Hardcore Pawn which is filmed in Detroit at American Jewelry and Loan. He wanted to be on the . . . → Read More: Dumbass counterfeiter wants to be on “Hardcore Pawn” so badly he gets himself busted.

Nearly one in seven people worldwide think the world will end this year.

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It’s amazing how stubbornly people will cling to a stupid claim long after it’s been debunked. One example is the myth that the Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world on December 21st of this year. It doesn’t predict any such thing, but no matter how many times its debunked there is still a . . . → Read More: Nearly one in seven people worldwide think the world will end this year.

The TSA is security theater and a huge waste of taxpayer money.

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Not to contribute to the stereotype of the “dumb blonde”, but…

Here’s a nice young woman trying very hard to figure out the answer to a very difficult math question: If you are driving 80 miles per hour how long does it take to travel 80 miles?

I’m sorry, but I had to share the pain. Throughout the video I had to wonder . . . → Read More: Not to contribute to the stereotype of the “dumb blonde”, but…

Annoying Church sign of the Day: Friends.

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Every day as I commute into work I pass by a church sign next to the freeway. Like many other church signs, it has a spot for witticisms and wisdom to be dispensed in small bites that can be read easily while zooming by at 70 mph. Most of the time they’re fairly innocuous, but occasionally . . . → Read More: Annoying Church sign of the Day: Friends.

Here’s a perfect example…

… of the problem with stupid people being too stupid to realize how stupid they are that I talked about in my previous entry. Meet the girl who doesn’t understand why we have Leap Years: H0tAndDanger0us (that’s about half right).

Holy crap that’s some Grade-A stupid right there. It’s also inexcusable in . . . → Read More: Here’s a perfect example…

How this for irony: PETA kills a majority of the pets they take in.

PETA has always bugged the shit out of me and now I have one more reason to be annoyed. For all the talk of protecting animals that they do it turns out that the vast majority of animals they take into custody end up being euthanized:

“The facility does not contain sufficient animal enclosures to routinely house . . . → Read More: How this for irony: PETA kills a majority of the pets they take in.

Are the Boy Scouts pulling a Vatican with accusations of sexual abuse by troop leaders?

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That appears to be what one family is claiming in a lawsuit they’ve filed against the Boy Scouts of America after their son was molested by a troop leader in 2007:

Family sues Boy Scouts in sexual abuse case – latimes.com.

The lawsuit contends the Scouts knew or should have known the leader put the . . . → Read More: Are the Boy Scouts pulling a Vatican with accusations of sexual abuse by troop leaders?

Lowe’s can kiss my big fat ass.

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I used to be a pretty big fan of Lowe’s despite not being the sort of person who spends a lot of time in hardware stores. A good percentage of my Christmas lights and decorations have been purchased from Lowe’s over the years and on those rare occasions when I did need something hardware . . . → Read More: Lowe’s can kiss my big fat ass.