Nothing so yummy as a heaping helping of Textured Vegetable Protein Product!

What the fuck is Textured Vegetable Protein?

Anyone who has spent any amount of time barely making ends meet, like me and my wife currently are, knows that sometimes when shopping for food you have no choice but to go with the cheap stuff. Which is how I came to be eating a can of Southgate Beef Stew this evening. That’s a . . . → Read More: Nothing so yummy as a heaping helping of Textured Vegetable Protein Product!

If you stole someone’s cat during that gang bang the other night, the owner would like a word with you.

Pic of Craigslist ad for cat lost during gang bang.

Presented without further comment:

OK, I lied. I do have an additional comment:

That’s the problem with gang bangs. You’ll never know which one of the guys stole your pussy.

Damn, is it August already?

Not only is it already August but I’m 4 days into it without having posted anything. So here’s a traditional random crap post to fill the gap until I’m inspired to write something substantial.

The good news is that starting next week I will be employed. The bad news is that it’ll be for . . . → Read More: Damn, is it August already?

Google’s inclusion of Twitter in searches is stunningly fast.

Google has added a number of new features over the past few months that I’m just starting to play with. Two of them are integration of real-time tweets from Twitter into search results and the ability to sort search results by how recent they are. Sure, I had heard that Google was going to be . . . → Read More: Google’s inclusion of Twitter in searches is stunningly fast.

I have succumbed to the Snuggie/Slanket fad.

The one person who doesn't look like a douchebag wearing this blanket.

Been really busy at work and as such I’ve not had as much time for keeping up with what’s going on in the world which has resulted in my lack of posts. So I thought I’d mention that I broke down and . . . → Read More: I have succumbed to the Snuggie/Slanket fad.

Ways real life isn’t anything like TV #1.

I once went to the real Cheers bar in Boston. Nobody knew my name nor was anyone glad that I was there.

Christmas 2009 loot report and a few words on random topics.

Oh, hey, look! I’ve got this blog thing I’ve been doing for awhile and I’ve been ignoring it these past few days as I play with my new toys. Sorry about that. Give a guy a little time off from work and he uses it as excuse to relax and catch up with friends and . . . → Read More: Christmas 2009 loot report and a few words on random topics.

Fourth coolest summer on record for South Eastern Michigan.

I was remarking to the wife the other day that it seems like this year’s summer has been unusually cool. As it turns out it’s more unusual than I thought:

At Big George’s Home Appliance Mart on Ann Arbor’s west side, air conditioning units aren’t exactly flying off the shelves this summer. Attendance is down . . . → Read More: Fourth coolest summer on record for South Eastern Michigan.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel… (#Blogathon)

… oh, wait, that’s actually the sun coming up. It’s about 22 mins before 7AM here in Michigan and, had this been a weekday, I’d normally would have been an hour into my daily routine. Melvin, the Official SEB Cat, is taunting me laying curled up next to my thigh and snoring as loud as . . . → Read More: I can see the light at the end of the tunnel… (#Blogathon)

No, really. I’m still awake! (#Blogathon)

And I can prove it:

Click to embiggen!

See? Wide awake. No problem. I could do this for days.