I never cease to be amazed at the lengths (pardon the pun) people will go to to have a bigger dick. Especially considering that the vast majority of them carry a lot of risk for very little (and often temporary) gain. Herbal supplements, surgery, weights, you name it and someone has probably tried to use . . . → Read More: SEB PSA: Penis vanity can kill you.
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Vanity can be a dangerous thing. Some of the stuff people do to try and look younger is often silly and can come with some unconsidered risks. Take, for example, bathing with eels to remove dead skin: Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let . . . → Read More: My life may not be perfect, but at least I haven’t had THIS happen to me. 
Ha ha! Talk about adding insult to injury: The robbers forced the man into a waiting vehicle, and two of the robbers got into the pickup truck with the woman, Miami police said. The masked men used flex cuffs to bind the man’s and the woman’s wrists and drove them to the man’s house . . . → Read More: Bad: You and your girlfriend are robbed. Worse: Robbers introduce your girlfriend to your wife. We don’t condone suicide here at SEB — we think life is just to damned interesting to cut it short — but we do recognize that some folks are in situations where it may be a reasonable decision to make. If you’ve made the decision to check out early please be considerate of the folks . . . → Read More: If you’re going to commit suicide, at least be considerate of others. It’s probably safe to say that Benjamin Keyser is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Seems he was riding as a passenger in a F350 Ford Truck with a moon roof when he thought it’d be hilarious to climb out of said moon roof while the truck was in motion: “He immediately lost . . . → Read More: Well this is a novel way to get your ass run over. No idea if too much religion or just too many drugs are to blame for this incident so I’ll let it speak for itself: UNION, N.J. — A man who claimed he was seeking the “portal to hell” repeatedly stabbed two women early Friday after they noticed misplaced items in their backyard and opened the . . . → Read More: Man looking for a “portal to hell” stabs a couple of old ladies in New Jersey. … you could be one of these poor saps:
Sure I may not have excelled in the past year and might have been unemployed for awhile, but at least I didn’t do a face plant while trying to show off in some stupid fashion. Some of these had me grabbing . . . → Read More: Always remember that your life could be much worse… 
Kinda like this, but more painful. Look, I’m as big a video game nerd as the next one, but even I know that it’s a bad idea to try and recreate a video game in real-life: CLEMSON, S.C. — Clemson police said a game ended up with a 23-year-old man struck by an SUV. Emergency . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: Life doesn’t have a reset button. 
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Unlike the previous SEB safety tip, this is one that some folks might need to be told about. If you have a snowblower and it gets clogged on heavy snow, which they are wont to do, you should never stick your hand into the chute to clear the clog. . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: Clogged snowblowers should be cleaned with a stick, not your hand. A lot of Christian churches go all out for Christmas and do their best to bring the myths legends alive for their congregations. Often this involves making use of live animals in a Nativity scene or skit, which is fine when you’re doing it outdoors, but a lot trickier when you move it indoors: . . . → Read More: When Christmas Pageants attack! Next on FOX! |
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