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		<title>It&#8217;s only a matter of time&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/05/its-only-a-matter-of-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<title>On what lists I keep&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 14:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<title>This would explain a great many things&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<title>Once again The Onion reveals a painful truth.</title>
		<link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/04/once-again-the-onion-reveals-a-painful-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 19:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s easy to forget sometimes that it&#8217;s only satire:</p> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p>Though the reality is that Obama is well aware we&#8217;re going to vote for him regardless of how much he dicks us around because the alternative is so much worse.</p> Related Posts:And we had such high hopes too.Movies I&#8217;m Looking Forward To: Pixar&#8217;s &#8220;Brave&#8221;Simon&#8217;s Cat in Double Trouble.Full trailer for &#8220;Cowboys &#038; Aliens&#8221; hits the net.New teaser trailer for &#8220;Doctor Who&#8221; season 7.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s easy to forget sometimes that it&#8217;s only satire:</p>
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<p>Though the reality is that Obama is well aware we&#8217;re going to vote for him regardless of how much he dicks us around because the alternative is so much worse.</p>
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		<title>Sometimes in war you have to break out the big guns&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/04/sometimes-in-war-you-have-to-break-out-the-big-guns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 02:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<title>SEB True Science Fact #74</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>This made me laugh.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure why, but it did:</p> <p></p> Related Posts:Sometimes in war you have to break out the big guns&#8230;This would explain a great many things&#8230;That&#8217;s a very good question, Joseph.Neil deGrasse Tyson on how to live life.SEB True Science Fact #74]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure why, but it did:</p>
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		<title>The Box is infallible. Never question the Box.</title>
		<link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/03/the-box-is-infallible-never-question-the-box/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 15:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This has been floating around for awhile, but I thought I&#8217;d share it anyway. The following cartoon illustrates near-perfectly the difficulty in using the scientific method to discover the truth with a True Believer™:</p> <p></p> <p>Oh, the number of times I&#8217;ve had this conversation with someone. It never ceases to amaze me how they&#8217;ll accept, <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/03/the-box-is-infallible-never-question-the-box/">The Box is infallible. Never question the Box.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has been floating around for awhile, but I thought I&#8217;d share it anyway. The following cartoon illustrates near-perfectly the difficulty in using the scientific method to discover the truth with a True Believer™:</p>
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<p>Oh, the number of times I&#8217;ve had this conversation with someone. It never ceases to amaze me how they&#8217;ll accept, without question, something their holy book says and will insist that until science has every piece of the puzzle figured out that the book is right and science in wrong. The Theory of Evolution being the most obvious example.</p>
<p>Doesn&#8217;t matter how much the evidence backs up science, if it doesn&#8217;t answer every little question then it&#8217;s wrong.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m all for saving abandoned pets and animals&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; but I&#8217;d be a flat-out liar if I didn&#8217;t say that the following is 100% what I do when I see one of these commercials:</p> <p style="text-align: center;"></p> <p>In fact, I can&#8217;t hit the change channel button fast enough.</p> <p>Updated to add: You know, now that I think about it, there&#8217;s a lot of commercials <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/01/im-all-for-saving-abandoned-pets-and-animals/">I&#8217;m all for saving abandoned pets and animals&#8230;</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; but I&#8217;d be a flat-out liar if I didn&#8217;t say that the following is 100% what I do when I see one of these commercials:</p>
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<p>In fact, I can&#8217;t hit the change channel button fast enough.</p>
<p><strong>Updated to add:</strong> You know, now that I think about it, there&#8217;s a lot of commercials that make me react that way. Another example is friggin&#8217; Montel Williams shilling for Money Mutual. As soon as I hear &#8220;Hi I&#8217;m Montel&#8230;&#8221; the remote is being crushed in my hands as I desperately try to change the channel.</p>
<p>This is why anything that I really want to watch ends up being recorded on the DVR so when I get around to watching it I can skip anything that would make me change the channel. If I&#8217;m just browsing the channels either of these, and a host of other, commercials will pretty much guarantee that I stop watching whatever the hell I was watching.</p>
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		<title>Sci-ence! updates &#8220;The Red Flags of Quackery&#8221; to version 2.0.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Quite awhile back I posted a webcomic by the guys over at Sci-ence! all about &#8220;The Red Flags of Quackery&#8221; that was a nice little primer on the buzz words and concepts that should warn you that you&#8217;re dealing with pseudoscience woo-woo bullshit.</p> <p>Now they&#8217;ve gone and put out a new version 2.0 of the comic:</p> <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/01/sci-ence-updates-the-red-flags-of-quackery-to-version-2-0/">Sci-ence! updates &#8220;The Red Flags of Quackery&#8221; to version 2.0.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quite awhile back I posted a webcomic by the guys over at <a href="http://sci-ence.org/">Sci-ence!</a> all about &#8220;<a title="Here’s a helpful comic on anti-science red flags of quackery." href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/03/heres-a-helpful-comic-on-anti-science-red-flags-of-quackery/">The Red Flags of Quackery</a>&#8221; that was a nice little primer on the buzz words and concepts that should warn you that you&#8217;re dealing with pseudoscience woo-woo bullshit.</p>
<p>Now they&#8217;ve gone and put out a new <a href="http://sci-ence.org/red-flags2/" target="_blank">version 2.0 of the comic</a>:</p>
<p><div id="attachment_11542" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2012-01-09-redflags2.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-11542" title="2012-01-09-redflags2" src="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2012-01-09-redflags2-682x1024.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="960" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Click to embiggen!</p></div></p>
<p>This really is an excellent guide to knowing when you&#8217;re being bamboozled by someone or some product. Another good warning sign is when you see the words &#8220;THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION! THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO TREAT, CURE, OR DIAGNOSE ANY ILLNESS OR CONDITION!&#8221; That&#8217;s legalize for &#8220;This product is 100% horse shit and only an idiot would buy it.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re not already following the <a href="http://sci-ence.org/">Sci-ence!</a> web comic, I&#8217;d highly recommend you do so.</p>
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