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We all have that one friend/relative/client who seems to get infected with some form of virus or malware every week and those of us who take on the task of cleaning up their PCs every time they do always tell the same joke: This wouldn’t happen if you’d stop visiting all those porn sites. But . . . → Read More: Religious sites are more dangerous than porn sites for getting malware. 
Here at “The Automotive Supplier™” where I work there are several charity events put on by various departments throughout the year. The next one takes place on February 29th and is being set up and run by the IT department in my building (a whole whopping three people including myself). My pseudo-boss — in that . . . → Read More: Adventures in charity fund raising in the IT department. You can’t beat Christian television programs aimed at kids for unintentional hilarity. Take for example this clip about how you shouldn’t cuss or use God’s name in vain. In particular the song plays hell with a corrupt mind like mine:
Setting aside the unintentional humor of it all, I was especially struck by . . . → Read More: I can certainly think of some wonderful things your mouth can do. You get the following dangerously cute video clip:
Almost makes me want to get a puppy. Almost. Via ***Dave Does The Blog. I’m terrible at wrapping gifts which is why I leave that task to my wife most of the time because she’s awesome at it. When I wrap a gift it looks like it was done by a bunch of drunken retarded monkeys who were handed paper, tape, scissors and given no instruction in the art . . . → Read More: How to gift wrap a cat for Christmas.
Seriously, who doesn’t know what the fuck Macaroni and Cheese is? I can think of at least two brands of it (Kraft and Velveeta) that are advertised on television constantly. It goes all the way back to the 14th Century for chrissake! July 14th is National Mac & Cheese day in the . . . → Read More: Confused Pat Robertson doesn’t know what Mac & Cheese is. Asks if it’s a “black thing.” 
A thread over on Reddit shows a sign that one drug store felt was necessary to curtail some inappropriate shopping habits:
Seriously, who the fuck does this? In the comments at least one person suggested that the reality is probably that someone got caught trying to steal condoms by opening a package and stuffing . . . → Read More: Drug store puts up sign asking folks not to try on condoms before buying them. … because flatulence is always funny. And it’s even more funny when it involves cats.
Brought to us by The Engineer’s Guide to Cats. 
Way back in August of 2003 I wrote an article about a craptastic product known as the Philip Stein Teslar watch. Since then I’ll occasionally get an email from someone who either sells the watches or has owned one and is incensed that I would call them bullshit. Now, almost eight years to the day . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Norman Snyder presents a most eloquent defense of the Philip Stein Teslar watch. |
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