You get the following dangerously cute video clip:
Almost makes me want to get a puppy. Almost.
Via ***Dave Does The Blog.
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I’m terrible at wrapping gifts which is why I leave that task to my wife most of the time because she’s awesome at it. When I wrap a gift it looks like it was done by a bunch of drunken retarded monkeys who were handed paper, tape, scissors and given no instruction in the art . . . → Read More: How to gift wrap a cat for Christmas.
Seriously, who doesn’t know what the fuck Macaroni and Cheese is? I can think of at least two brands of it (Kraft and Velveeta) that are advertised on television constantly. It goes all the way back to the 14th Century for chrissake! July 14th is National Mac & Cheese day in the . . . → Read More: Confused Pat Robertson doesn’t know what Mac & Cheese is. Asks if it’s a “black thing.” 
A thread over on Reddit shows a sign that one drug store felt was necessary to curtail some inappropriate shopping habits:
Seriously, who the fuck does this? In the comments at least one person suggested that the reality is probably that someone got caught trying to steal condoms by opening a package and stuffing . . . → Read More: Drug store puts up sign asking folks not to try on condoms before buying them. … because flatulence is always funny. And it’s even more funny when it involves cats.
Brought to us by The Engineer’s Guide to Cats. 
Way back in August of 2003 I wrote an article about a craptastic product known as the Philip Stein Teslar watch. Since then I’ll occasionally get an email from someone who either sells the watches or has owned one and is incensed that I would call them bullshit. Now, almost eight years to the day . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Norman Snyder presents a most eloquent defense of the Philip Stein Teslar watch. My brother-in-law shared this video on Google+ and I just had to repost it here. It’s a show out of Japan where, according to the description on the video, they “lay out lots of pots on the floor so that they can watch the kittens snuggle into them for naps.” Plus they add in cute . . . → Read More: Cute kittens playing in pots on Japanese TV. 
Touched by His noodly appendage! It only took him three years in total, but Pastafarian Niko Alm finally got his driver’s license. The reason it took so long? He insisted on wearing his Holy Headgear: a colander. Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in . . . → Read More: Austria drivers licence embraces Pastafarian headgear Think of it as an alternate version of a pivotal scene from The Lord of the Rings trilogy: For those of you who don’t know the reference being made, click here. One of the more interesting things about video games — particularly multiplayer video games — that I occasionally stop to think about is the massive amounts of data that they generate. Take, for example, your typical first person shooter game — say Halo 3 or Call of Duty –and consider how many bullets are fired . . . → Read More: Rendering 11 million player deaths in “Just Cause 2″ is wicked cool. |
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