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		<title>Religious sites are more dangerous than porn sites for getting malware.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 20:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We all have that one friend/relative/client who seems to get infected with some form of virus or malware every week and those of us who take on the task of cleaning up their PCs every time they do always tell the same joke: This wouldn&#8217;t happen if you&#8217;d stop visiting all those porn sites.</p> <p>But <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/05/religious-sites-are-more-dangerous-than-porn-sites-for-getting-malware/">Religious sites are more dangerous than porn sites for getting malware.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/virus-645x483.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-12098" title="virus-645x483" src="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/virus-645x483-250x187.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="187" /></a>We all have that one friend/relative/client who seems to get infected with some form of virus or malware every week and those of us who take on the task of cleaning up their PCs every time they do always tell the same joke: <em>This wouldn&#8217;t happen if you&#8217;d stop visiting all those porn sites.</em></p>
<p>But it turns out that it&#8217;s actually religious sites that are the real malware threat. At least according to a <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/tech-europe/2012/04/30/religious-sites-are-worst-for-malware-report-finds/?mod=google_news_blog">report from the folks at Symantec</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The average number of<strong> threats found on religious sites was 115</strong> mostly fake antivirus software. By contrast, <strong>pornographic sites had less than a quarter</strong>, at around 25 threats per site. Of course, the number of pornographic sites is vastly greater than religious sites.</p>
<p>According to Greg Day, Symantec’s security CTO for Europe, the Middle East and Africa, while trojans may seem more serious, “if you have installed fake AV you may think you are protected, when in reality you are open to all sorts of attacks.”</p></blockquote>
<p>This does make a certain bit of sense when you think about it. A lot of religious websites are set up and maintained by church people with varying degrees of computer skills whereas most successful porn sites are run by people who know what they&#8217;re doing and how to secure their platforms. No one thinks the asshats who put malware out on the net are going to bother with some piddly-ass church site so there&#8217;s less concern about updating software or locking down server access even if the person running it has a clue how to do those things. From the hacker&#8217;s point of view, however, every PC infected is one more PC in the botnet that can send out spam/DDoS attacks/whatever. A lot of attempted hacks are automated with scripts these days so if it&#8217;s trivial to hack a site and install your malware it&#8217;s worth doing so even if it only nets you a handful of PCs. Not like the hackers themselves even have to think about it.</p>
<p>Which is why you should always wear a condom when you go to religious websites. You know, just to be safe.</p>
<div id="crp_related"><h3>Related Posts:</h3><ul><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2003/01/essential_sites/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Essential sites.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2004/06/if_you_use_internet_explorer_to_browse_the_web_you_may_want_to_turn_off_jav/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">If you use Internet Explorer to browse the web you may want to turn off JavaScript for a few days.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2008/06/has_yahoo_been_hacked/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Has Yahoo! been hacked?</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2008/02/ibm_internet_security_systems_x_force_annual_report_is_out/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">IBM Internet Security System&#8217;s X&#45;Force annual report is out.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/01/hackers-are-combining-different-malware-into-frankensteinien-new-monstrosities/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Hackers are combining different malware into Frankensteinien new monstrosities</a></li></ul></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>ISPs and FBI warning about a nasty rootkit called Alureon.</title>
		<link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/04/isps-and-fbi-warning-about-a-nasty-rootkit-called-alureon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I got an email from an SEB regular about an email they got to check their PC to see if it&#8217;s infected that directed them to DCWG.org. She wanted to know if it was legit or a scam. I checked it out and wrote back and I thought the info would be useful for others <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/04/isps-and-fbi-warning-about-a-nasty-rootkit-called-alureon/">ISPs and FBI warning about a nasty rootkit called Alureon.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/techsupportcat.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-12047" title="techsupportcat" src="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/techsupportcat-350x260.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="260" /></a>I got an email from an SEB regular about an email <em>they</em> got to check their PC to see if it&#8217;s infected that directed them to <a href="http://www.dcwg.org/" target="_blank">DCWG.org</a>. She wanted to know if it was legit or a scam. I checked it out and wrote back and I thought the info would be useful for others so here&#8217;s her original email followed by my reply:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Subject:</strong> dcwg scam</p>
<p>Not hate mail, but a query:  Is this dcwg.org computer checking site that the FBI is sending us to legit?</p>
<p>You’re the only computer guy I “know” [and not in the biblical sense!]</p></blockquote>
<p>And my reply:</p>
<blockquote><p>I hadn&#8217;t heard about it before, but it doesn&#8217;t appear to be a scam. Their about page (<a href="http://www.dcwg.org/aboutcontact/">http://www.dcwg.org/aboutcontact/</a>) says it&#8217;s a joint effort between the FBI, Georgia Tech, The Internet Systems Consortium, Mandiant, National Cyber Forensics and Training Alliance, Neustar, Spamhaus, Team Cynmru, Trend Micro, and the University of Alabama at Birmingham. That&#8217;s a pretty impressive group and many of them have links back to dcwg.org. They also provide several links to the FBI (<a href="http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/november/malware_110911">http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/november/malware_110911</a>) and other sources for confirmation, plus there&#8217;s a good number of news articles about it (<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/story/2012-04-20/internet-woes-infected-pcs/54446044/1">http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/story/2012-04-20/internet-woes-infected-pcs/54446044/1</a>). On top of that there&#8217;s a number of articles about it at various ISP such as Comcast (<a href="http://forums.comcast.com/t5/Security-and-Anti-Virus/DNS-Changer-Bot-FAQ/td-p/1215341">http://forums.comcast.com/t5/Security-and-Anti-Virus/DNS-Changer-Bot-FAQ/td-p/1215341</a>). The fact that it has pretty good prominence on Google&#8217;s search is a good indicator it&#8217;s legit as well.</p>
<p>If you were sent a notice from your ISP I&#8217;d take it seriously and run a couple of the tests to verify. This is a nasty rootkit that modifies what DNS servers you connect to to resolve domain names (it&#8217;s how you get from typing in stupidevilbastard.com to an IP address the computer can understand which for SEB would be 209.240.81.155). The rootkit modifies the hosts file on your PC and can, apparently, even modify some home routers as well (especially if you never changed the default password). One clear sign is if your antivirus software has been disabled, but check the links for more info. It appears it&#8217;s the Alureon rootkit which you can read more about at Wikipedia: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alureon">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alureon</a></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t panic too much. Even if you are infected and lose connectivity in July your PCs can be fixed. The reason they&#8217;re working now is the FBI has seized the rogue DNS servers and replaced them with non-naughty ones, but they&#8217;re not going to keep them running forever. When they shut them done in July your PC won&#8217;t be able to resolve domain names. It&#8217;s not that you&#8217;re not connected to the net, just that you&#8217;d be limited to typing in IP addresses like the one I gave you for SEB. That bypasses DNS altogether.</p>
<p>Les</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A small security reminder: Beware of suspicious links!</title>
		<link>http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/01/a-small-security-reminder-beware-of-suspicious-links/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Even if they come from friends and family on Facebook and other social sites. And always use different passwords on every site!</p> <p>Worm steals 45,000 Facebook login credentials, infects victims&#8217; friends</p> <p>A worm previously used to commit financial fraud is now stealing Facebook login credentials, compromising at least 45,000 Facebook accounts with the goals of <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/01/a-small-security-reminder-beware-of-suspicious-links/">A small security reminder: Beware of suspicious links!</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even if they come from friends and family on Facebook and other social sites. And always use different passwords on every site!</p>
<p><a href="http://feeds.arstechnica.com/~r/arstechnica/index/~3/0XN1zXp_NK0/worm-steals-45000-facebook-login-credentials-infects-victims-friends.ars">Worm steals 45,000 Facebook login credentials, infects victims&#8217; friends</a></p>
<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com/gadgets/proxy?container=focus&amp;gadget=a&amp;resize_h=100&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.arstechnica.net%2Fbrief_icons_new%2Fbusiness-brief.png" alt="" />A worm previously used to commit financial fraud is now stealing Facebook login credentials, compromising at least 45,000 Facebook accounts with the goals of transmitting malicious links to victims&#8217; friends and gaining remote access to corporate networks.</p>
<p>The security company Seculert has been tracking the progress of Ramnit, a worm first discovered in April 2010, and described by Microsoft as &#8220;multi-component malware that infects Windows executable files, Microsoft Office files and HTML fil&#8230;</p>
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		<title>If you have an affected HP printer you&#8217;re going to want to apply this firmware update.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you have an affected HP printer you&#8217;re going to want to apply this firmware update.</p> <p>Sounds like it won&#8217;t be too long before we start seeing this exploit show up in the wild. I wonder if anti-virus programs could be made to detect the malicious documents? #google+ #computing #security #HP</p> <p>Printer malware: print a <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/12/if-you-have-an-affected-hp-printer-youre-going-to-want-to-apply-this-firmware-update/">If you have an affected HP printer you&#8217;re going to want to apply this firmware update.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have an affected HP printer you&#8217;re going to want to apply this firmware update.</p>
<p>Sounds like it won&#8217;t be too long before we start seeing this exploit show up in the wild. I wonder if anti-virus programs could be made to detect the malicious documents? #google+ #computing #security #HP</p>
<p><a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/x1_zL0EjmWY/printer-malware-print-a-malic.html">Printer malware: print a malicious document, expose your whole LAN</a></p>
<p>One of the most mind-blowing presentations at this year&#8217;s Chaos Communications Congress (28C3) was Ang Cui&#8217;s Print Me If You Dare, in which he explained how he reverse-engineered the firmware-update process for HPs hundreds of millions of printers. Cui discovered that he could load arbitrary software into any printer by embedding it in a malicious document or by connecting to the printer online. As part of his presentation, he performed two demonstrations: in the first, he sent a document to &#8230;</p>
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		<title>Beware cold calls from people claiming to be from Microsoft about problems with your computer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 23:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I got a fun phone call this evening. The number was blocked and my initial reaction was to not answer it, but my boss is in town and the phones at work don&#8217;t always show up properly on my phone&#8217;s caller ID so I went against my better judgement and answered it. The man on <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/09/beware-cold-calls-from-people-claiming-to-be-from-microsoft-about-problems-with-your-computer/">Beware cold calls from people claiming to be from Microsoft about problems with your computer.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got a fun phone call this evening. The number was blocked and my initial reaction was to not answer it, but my boss is in town and the phones at work don&#8217;t always show up properly on my phone&#8217;s caller ID so I went against my better judgement and answered it. The man on the other end of the line had a very thick Indian accent and sounded like he was working in a call center. He claimed to be an official Microsoft Technical Support technician and that they had been alerted to problems with my PC that could result in &#8220;very bad&#8221; crashes that could result in &#8220;total loss of all data.&#8221;</p>
<p>Naturally I was very concerned about this newly discovered risk and he helpfully offered to show me where on my computer I could see for myself the dozens of error messages they had been receiving through a &#8220;web server&#8221; (you could almost hear the double quotes in the way he said it). He had me sit down in front of my PC (I was already there) and gave me step-by-step instructions on how to launch the Event Viewer in Windows. Therein he directed me to the Custom Views and Administrative Events log where there were, indeed, dozens and dozens of error messages and warnings including some that were critical! Oh my!</p>
<p><div id="attachment_10201" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 600px"><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ScaryErrorLog.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10201" title="ScaryErrorLog" src="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ScaryErrorLog.jpg" alt="" width="590" height="365" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">These generic error messages spell my DOOOOOM!</p></div></p>
<p>This is why, he explained as though I were a five-year-old, that my computer was at risk and that I had hit the limit which triggered their contacting me. Not to fear, they could assist in fixing the problem! He asked if I had Internet Explorer, I said I do, so he instructed me to go to a webpage where I should download a product called <a href="http://www.ammyy.com/en/" target="_blank">Ammyy Admin 3</a> (it&#8217;s free!) which would allow them to assist me directly.</p>
<p>It was at this point that I informed him that I was a computer technician myself and that I knew there wasn&#8217;t anything wrong with my computer and that they weren&#8217;t receiving notifications through a &#8220;web server&#8221; of problems I might be having and&#8230; that&#8217;s when he hung up on me.</p>
<p>Now it appears that the Ammyy Admin 3 software is a legitimate product used by a number of folks that asshole scammers have latched onto for this cold calling scam because it&#8217;s free and allows them to take control of your PC once it&#8217;s installed. There&#8217;s even <a href="http://forum.ammyy.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&amp;t=3140" target="_blank">a forum thread</a> on their site about this scam. Not to mention that if you Google the URL you were given you find that immediately after the link to the Ammyy software homepage are links to people reporting on this scam. Word has it that if you go along with the scam they&#8217;ll show you some more generic error messages in the Event Viewer logs and tell you it&#8217;s because your system is infected with a virus and then they&#8217;ll take you to a website where they&#8217;ll try to get you to buy an anti-virus software package that probably doesn&#8217;t do jack shit. The details vary as does the software &#8212; <a href="http://www.avforums.com/forums/computer-systems/1301528-apparently-my-computer-need-expert-help.html" target="_blank">this account</a> from another support professional back in 2005 said they used a remote desktop package called Teamviewer &#8212; but the scam is the same. Show you some scary looking logs and convince you to buy their bullshit software.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the thing, at any given point in time the Event Viewer is almost always going to be chock full of error messages. That&#8217;s just the nature of the Windows beast. If you&#8217;re familiar with the Event Viewer then it&#8217;s not too difficult to figure out that most of these aren&#8217;t anything to be concerned about, but for the average Jane or Joe it can look pretty alarming. Folks have said that once they take control of your PC they&#8217;ll also do stupid things like list the files in your Temp or Prefetch folder and then tell you that those files are the result of spyware or a virus. Again, if you&#8217;re not that familiar with how Windows works it could look pretty scary. One red flag that you&#8217;re being bullshitted is the fact that they have you download a free third-party Remote Desktop tool. Windows already has a Remote Desktop tool built in along with a Remote Assistance tool which Microsoft would probably make use of if it was really Microsoft. Which it isn&#8217;t because Microsoft would never call you for something like this.</p>
<p>As near as I can tell, the scammers aren&#8217;t using the opportunity of having full access to your computer to steal your personal information (e.g. documents, credit card numbers, bank passwords, etc.) but I didn&#8217;t dig into too many of the websites that are talking about this so I can&#8217;t say for sure that they aren&#8217;t. Needless to say, once you&#8217;ve given them access to your machine you should probably consider it comprised badly enough to back up your data, erase your hard drive, and reinstall everything from scratch. Hopefully you&#8217;ll have read this first and will recognize these assholes when they come calling.</p>
<div id="crp_related"><h3>Related Posts:</h3><ul><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2007/12/want_a_free_copy_of_windows_vista_ultimate/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Want a &#8220;free&#8221; copy of Windows Vista Ultimate?</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2004/06/if_you_use_internet_explorer_to_browse_the_web_you_may_want_to_turn_off_jav/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">If you use Internet Explorer to browse the web you may want to turn off JavaScript for a few days.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/03/samsung-appears-to-be-installing-keyloggers-on-new-computers-they-sell/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">[UPDATED] Samsung appears to be installing keyloggers on new computers they sell.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2004/12/microsoft_to_release_anti_spyware_software/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Microsoft to release anti&#45;spyware software.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2006/01/first_sony_and_now_symantec_whos_next_to_admit_using_rootkits/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">First Sony and now Symantec. Who&#8217;s next to admit using rootkits?</a></li></ul></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Own an iPhone or iPad? It&#8217;s been tracking everywhere you go for the past year.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 20:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p class="wp-caption-text">A sample of the output. The bigger the dot the more times you&#39;ve been recorded as being there. </p></p> <p>Here&#8217;s something you probably didn&#8217;t know about your iPhone/iPad: It appears to be keeping a record of everyplace you&#8217;ve ever been both the device itself and on your computer if you use iTunes to back <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/04/own-an-iphone-or-ipad-its-been-tracking-everywhere-you-go-for-the-past-year/">Own an iPhone or iPad? It&#8217;s been tracking everywhere you go for the past year.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_9532" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 260px"><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/iphonetrackeroutput.png"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-9532" title="iphonetrackeroutput" src="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/iphonetrackeroutput-250x185.png" alt="Pic of output from iPhone Tracker app." width="250" height="185" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A sample of the output. The bigger the dot the more times you&#39;ve been recorded as being there. </p></div></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s something you probably didn&#8217;t know about your iPhone/iPad: It appears to be keeping a record of everyplace you&#8217;ve ever been both the device itself and on your computer if you use iTunes to back up your phone. The folks over at <a href="http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2011/04/how-apple-tracks-your-location-without-your-consent-and-why-it-matters.ars">AresTechnica.com have the details</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Researchers Alasdair Allan and Pete Warden <a href="http://radar.oreilly.com/2011/04/apple-location-tracking.html">revealed their findings</a> on Wednesday ahead of their presentation at the Where 2.0 conference  taking place in San Francisco. The two discovered that the iPhone or 3G  iPad—anything with 3G data access, so no iPod touch—are logging location  data to a file called consolidated.db with latitude and longitude  coodinates and a timestamp. The data collection appears to be associated  with the launch of iOS 4 last June, meaning that many users (us at Ars  included) have nearly a year&#8217;s worth of stalking data collected.</p>
<p>In order to drive the point home, the two developed an open source application called <a href="http://petewarden.github.com/iPhoneTracker/">iPhone Tracker</a> that lets anyone with access to your computer see where you&#8217;ve been.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now some of you might be thinking this isn&#8217;t anything new as these products have long had GPS features that will tell you where you are and they often notify you that they&#8217;re doing so when you use them. Yeah, but this is slightly different. This tracking isn&#8217;t being done using the GPS, but by triangulating your position relative to cell phone towers:</p>
<blockquote><p>Users don&#8217;t get to decide whether their locations are tracked via cell  towers or not—unlike GPS, there is no setting that lets users turn it  off, there&#8217;s no explicit consent every time it happens, and there&#8217;s no  way to block the logging. (Nitpickers will point out that you do give  your consent to iTunes when you download and install iOS 4, but this is  not treated the same way as the consent given to the iPhone every time  an app wants to use GPS.) So, whether or not you&#8217;re using GPS, if you&#8217;re  using your iPhone as a cell phone, you are being tracked and logged  constantly without your knowledge.</p></blockquote>
<p>The only way to avoid this tracking is to turn off the cellphone part of the device. Now the problem here isn&#8217;t so much that your devices are tracking your every move, but that you&#8217;re not being told about it. The good news is that, as near as the researchers can determine, this data is not being sent back to Apple or any other third party. The bad news is that it&#8217;s not at all difficult to get access to which means that if you lose your phone or your computer is compromised then anyone with the iPhone Tracker app can call up everywhere you&#8217;ve ever been with it. You can bet your ass that law enforcement absolutely loves this &#8220;feature&#8221; so if you&#8217;ve ever been anywhere you don&#8217;t want someone to know about, well, hope you didn&#8217;t have an iPhone with you.</p>
<p>Of course, this only really matters if you give a shit about people knowing your comings and goings. Something which more and more people seem to have stopped worrying about. In fact, the folks at Gawker are reporting that this discovery has <a href="http://gawker.com/#!5794432/hot-new-trend-posting-the-data-apple-secretly-collected-on-you" target="_blank">spawned a hot new trend</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>When it comes to technology today, there is barely any distance between  outrageous privacy violation and cool new feature. When news broke  yesterday that Apple has been secretly spying on iPhone users, many  people immediately broadcasted the illicit data to everyone.</p>
<p>[...] Holy crap, Apple has been secretly logging our every move for months?  Let&#8217;s&#8230; broadcast it to everyone on the internet! Many techies are now  showing off their iSpy maps: &#8220;I find myself fascinated staring at this  automatically generated record of where I&#8217;ve been,&#8221; <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/04/my-life-according-to-the-iphones-secret-tracking-log/237636/">wrote</a> tech blogger Alexis Madrigal. Tumblr and Twitter <a href="http://ckolderup.tumblr.com/tagged/consolidated.db">are</a><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/iphonetracker">full</a> of <a href="http://imgur.com/a/2StaM">them</a>. &#8220;I don&#8217;t get out of West LA enough,&#8221; user aboycommemoi <a href="http://aboycommemoi.tumblr.com/post/4781744024/i-dont-get-out-of-west-la-enough">observed</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>For its part, Apple hasn&#8217;t said shit about this discovery, but there is some indication that this may not have been an intentional breach of user trust. More likely it&#8217;s a bug or an oversight in the program. The folks at <a href="http://gizmodo.com/#!5794457/why-your-iphone-is-secretly-tracking-you-a-very-probable-explanation" target="_blank">Gizmodo explain</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>As Gruber&#8217;s been informed, consolidated.db—the tin-foil-hat-inducing log  in question—is a cache for location data. (As Pete Warden and Alasdair  Allan&#8217;s <a href="http://petewarden.github.com/iPhoneTracker/#faq">FAQ about their project implies</a>.) What&#8217;s <em>supposed</em> to happen with the cache is that the &#8220;historical data should be getting  culled but isn&#8217;t&#8221;—because of said bug or oversight. In Gruber&#8217;s words:</p>
<p>I.e. someone wrote the code to cache location data but never wrote code  to cull non-recent entries from the cache, so that a database that&#8217;s  meant to serve as a cache of your recent location data is instead a  persistent log of your location history. I&#8217;d wager this gets fixed in  the next iOS update.</p></blockquote>
<p>So how freaked out should you be? If you don&#8217;t own an iPhone or iPad then this isn&#8217;t really an issue for you. If you do then it depends on how much you give a shit if someone could potentially get hold of that data. The chances that you&#8217;ll be hacked and have it stolen for some nefarious, but unknown purpose is probably minimal. However that data is something that could potentially be used against you by law enforcement if they should happen to have reason to acquire it.</p>
<p>Given the recent hoopla here in Michigan where the State Police have been <a href="http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/201116/7094/Michigan-State-Police-responds-to-ACLU-s-data-extraction-claims" target="_blank">accused of extracting data</a> from cell phones during routine traffic stops, that may be something to consider. (Note, the MSP put out a response to the ACLU&#8217;s assertions saying that they do not collect cell phone data during routine traffic stops and only do so with a court issued warrant.) And while you may say that you&#8217;ve nothing to hide from the police, it&#8217;s not like there aren&#8217;t cases where circumstantial and coincidental evidence got an innocent person convicted.</p>
<p>Just the same, forewarned is forearmed and it&#8217;s better to know what is being collected about you &#8212; intentionally or not &#8212; than not know.</p>
<div id="crp_related"><h3>Related Posts:</h3><ul><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2007/09/the_honeymoon_is_over_for_apple_iphone_owners/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">The honeymoon is over for Apple iPhone owners.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2007/01/apple_posts_a_1_billion_profit/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Apple posts a $1 Billion profit.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2007/09/got_an_iphone_and_a_movabletype_typepad_blog_youre_gonna_be_happy/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Got an iPhone and a MovableType/TypePad blog? You&#8217;re gonna be happy.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/01/wireds_mathew_honan_experiments_with_location-aware_software/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">Wired&#8217;s Mathew Honan experiments with Location&#45;Aware software.</a></li><li><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/10/a-few-thoughts-on-the-passing-of-steve-jobs/" rel="bookmark" class="crp_title">A few thoughts on the passing of Steve Jobs.</a></li></ul></div>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Beware friends asking for emergency money via Facebook chat.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 16:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Scammers are a clever bunch. They&#8217;re always coming up with ways to try and separate you from your cash. Lately it involves hacking Facebook accounts and then scamming friends of the victim into sending them money. The folks over at The Consumerist have two recent examples of the scam being thwarted by vigilant would-be victims:</p> <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/04/beware-friends-asking-for-emergency-money-via-facebook-chat/">Beware friends asking for emergency money via Facebook chat.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facebookscam.png"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-9528" title="facebookscam" src="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/facebookscam-250x166.png" alt="Pic of Facebook scam logo." width="250" height="166" /></a>Scammers are a clever bunch. They&#8217;re always coming up with ways to try and separate you from your cash. Lately it involves hacking Facebook accounts and then scamming friends of the victim into sending them money. The folks over at The Consumerist have <a href="http://consumerist.com/2011/04/more-scammers-crack-into-facebook-accounts-hit-up-chat-list-for-cash.html">two</a> recent <a href="http://consumerist.com/2011/04/facebook-scammer.html">examples</a> of the scam being thwarted by vigilant would-be victims:</p>
<blockquote><p>Kevin was worried. His friend Mike said over Facebook chat that he and  his wife and kids were stranded in London after getting mugged. They  needed money wired immediately to settle their hotel bill. This was  especially worrisome because Mike was supposed to be recuperating in the  hospital from head surgery&#8230; Then Kevin realized that someone had  cracked his friend&#8217;s Facebook account and was impersonating him.</p></blockquote>
<p>If you check out both articles you&#8217;ll note that in both cases it shouldn&#8217;t be too hard to figure out that it was a scam simply from the rather amusingly bad English coming from the fake friends. Though, considering how poor some American&#8217;s typing habits are, I can see how it could be difficult to tell with some people.</p>
<p>Still, the scam tends to follow the same pattern. Said friend is stranded in some foreign country after having been mugged with the thief making off with their wallets and cellphones. Could you, pretty please, wire them some huge amount of money via Western Union so they can pay off their hotel bill and make their flight out of the country that&#8217;s due to leave in a couple of hours. No, they can&#8217;t call you. No, they don&#8217;t want you to send someone to pick them up. Just send them the fucking money and stop asking so many difficult questions like why it was they slept with your step-father in high school (see the first link for that amusing twist).</p>
<p>In short, much like the Windows operating system, Facebook has become a big enough thing that it&#8217;s now the target of criminals the world over who hope to take advantage of the trust you may have that the person <em>claiming</em> to be your friend really is your friend. You should always keep in mind how piss-poor most people&#8217;s password choices are and the fact that Facebook is like a sieve security-wise before rushing off to lend a hand.</p>
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		<title>[UPDATED] Samsung appears to be installing keyloggers on new computers they sell.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p class="wp-caption-text">Luuuuucccyyy! You got some &#39;splanin&#39; to do!</p></p> <p>Bought a Samsung computer recently? Might want to run a malware check on it as it appears they may be intentionally installing a keylogger on it without telling you. Security consultant Mohamed Hassan has written an article for Network World that explains how he discovered the software <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2011/03/samsung-appears-to-be-installing-keyloggers-on-new-computers-they-sell/">[UPDATED] Samsung appears to be installing keyloggers on new computers they sell.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_9093" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 309px"><a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/samsung-logo.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-9093" title="samsung-logo" src="http://stupidevilbastard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/samsung-logo.jpg" alt="Samsung Logo" width="299" height="100" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Luuuuucccyyy! You got some &#39;splanin&#39; to do!</p></div></p>
<p>Bought a Samsung computer recently? Might want to run a malware check on it as it appears they may be intentionally installing a keylogger on it without telling you. Security consultant Mohamed Hassan has written an article for Network World that explains how he discovered the software on <a href="http://www.networkworld.com/newsletters/sec/2011/032811sec2.html">two new Samsung computers he purchased</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>While setting up a new Samsung computer laptop with model number R525 in early February 2011, I came across an issue that    mirrored what Sony BMG did six years ago.  After the initial set up of the laptop, I installed licensed commercial security    software and then ran a full system scan before installing any other software. The scan found two instances of a commercial    keylogger called <a href="http://www.brothersoft.com/starlogger-26184.html">StarLogger</a> installed on the brand new laptop. Files associated with the keylogger were found in a c:\windows\SL <a href="http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/startups/WinSL.exe-20121.html">directory</a>.</p>
<p>According to a Starlogger <a href="http://www.softpedia.com/get/Security/Keylogger-Monitoring/StarLogger.shtml">description</a>, StarLogger records every keystroke made on your computer on every window, even on password protected boxes.</p></blockquote>
<p>Hassan removed the software and continued on his merry way until some system trouble prompted him to return the laptop and purchase another higher-end Samsung from a different store. When he got home he found that it also had the StarLogger software on it:</p>
<blockquote><p>Again, after the initial set up of the laptop, I found the same  StarLogger software in the c:\windows\SL folder of the new    laptop. The findings are false-positive proof since I have used the  tool that discovered it for six years now and I am yet    to see it misidentify an item throughout the years. The fact that on  both models the same files were found in the same location    supported the suspicion that the hardware manufacturer, Samsung, must  know about this software on its brand-new laptops.</p></blockquote>
<p>Once might have been an anomaly, but twice makes it pretty clear that this was by design. Given the fiasco with the Sony BMG rootkit a couple of years back you&#8217;d think Samsung would know better than to pull something like this, but, just like Sony before them, they tried to <a href="http://www.networkworld.com/newsletters/sec/2011/040411sec1.html" target="_blank">claim no knowledge of the software</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>On March 1, 2011, I called and logged incident 2101163379 with Samsung Support (SS). First, as Sony BMG did six years ago,    the SS personnel denied the presence of such software on its laptops. After having been informed of the two models where the    software was found and the location, SS changed its story by referring the author to Microsoft since &#8220;all Samsung did was    to manufacture the hardware.&#8221; When told that did not make sense, SS personnel relented and escalated the incident to one of    the support supervisors.</p>
<p>The supervisor who spoke with me was not sure how this software ended up in the new laptop thus put me on hold. He confirmed    that yes, Samsung did knowingly put this software on the laptop to, as he put it, &#8220;monitor the performance of the machine    and to find out how it is being used.&#8221;</p>
<p>In other words, Samsung wanted to gather usage data without obtaining consent from laptop owners.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s a bullshit answer. Keyloggers don&#8217;t monitor performance, they monitor your fucking keyboard. Hence the name KEYLOGGER. This particular keylogger is also capable of taking screenshots and emailing them along with the captured data without you ever knowing about it. Imagine buying a brand new computer and doing some online shopping or banking without knowing that it&#8217;s recording everything you type and sending it back to the manufacturer. Well, some of you probably don&#8217;t have to imagine that happening to you.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t think of a single legitimate reason for Samsung to be capturing that kind of data. What are they really using it for? How are they securing it? How long are they keeping it? What makes them think this is even remotely legal?</p>
<p>This is particularly annoying as I like a lot of things Samsung makes, the LCD monitors on my desk are from Samsung. I don&#8217;t own any computers made by them and I&#8217;ll definitely think twice before picking one up. The only question now is how long before the class action lawsuit is filed.</p>
<p><strong>[Updated 9:35AM 3/31/11] </strong>Samsung didn&#8217;t waste anytime looking into this and it appears that they may be the victim of a false positive according to <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/03/31/samsung-resolves-keylogger-mystery-multi-language-folder-to-blame/" target="_blank">this article at CrunchGear</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Word comes from Samsung’s official Korean language blog, <a href="http://www.samsungtomorrow.com/1071">Samsung Tomorrow</a>,  that the company was able to recreate the incident and a keylogger is  not on a factory-fresh notebook. The company states that the VIPRE  security software used by the original whistleblower mistakenly reports  the Microsoft Slovene language folder (c:\windows\SL) as the  commercially available Starlogger keylogger. See the screenshot above  for the proof — or if you have a R525 or R540 notebook, recreate the  test yourself. As it sits right now though, it seems Samsung didn’t  follow <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/10/14/asus-bites-the-bullet-recalls-infected-eees/">Acer’s lead and ship infected notebooks</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is good news indeed. I can imagine Samsung wanted to nip this potential PR disaster in the bud as quickly as possible.</p>
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		<title>The TSA incompetently posts its secrets on the Internet.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What a sad fucking joke the Transportation Security Administration has turned out to be. Not only they do engage in security theater that does little to nothing in preventing actual threats, not only have they removed any desire I might have had to fly anywhere anytime soon, but now they&#8217;ve gone and posted their entire <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/12/the-tsa-incompetently-posts-its-secrets-on-the-internet/">The TSA incompetently posts its secrets on the Internet.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a sad fucking joke the Transportation Security Administration has turned out to be. Not only they do engage in security theater that does little to nothing in preventing actual threats, not only have they removed any desire I might have had to fly anywhere anytime soon, but now they&#8217;ve gone and posted their entire screening manual online:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/massive-tsa-security-breach-agency-secrets/story?id=9280503">Massive TSA Security Breach As Agency Gives Away Its Secrets &#8211; ABC News</a></p>
<p>In a massive security breach, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted online its airport screening procedures manual, including some of the most closely guarded secrets regarding special rules for diplomats and CIA and law enforcement officers.</p>
<p>The most sensitive parts of the 93-page Standard Operating Procedures were apparently redacted in a way that computer savvy individuals easily overcame.</p>
<p>The document shows sample CIA, Congressional and law enforcement credentials which experts say would make it easy for terrorists to duplicate.</p></blockquote>
<p>Here you go, terrorists! Everything you need to bypass our shitty security system! It includes a detailed listing of the limitations of our x-ray machines and the fact that we only check 20% of checked bags by hand. Those two bits of information alone should make smuggling a bomb into the luggage compartment a lot easier to do. You&#8217;re welcome!</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;This is an appalling and astounding breach of security that terrorists could easily exploit,&#8221; said Clark Kent Ervin, the former inspector general at the Department of Homeland Security. &#8220;The TSA should immediately convene an internal investigation and discipline those responsible.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Gee, ya think?</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;This shocking breach undercuts the public&#8217;s confidence in the security procedures at our airports,&#8221; said Senator Susan Collins, R-Me., ranking Republican member of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee. &#8220;On the day before the Senate Homeland Security Committee&#8217;s hearing on terrorist travel, it is alarming to learn that the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) inadvertently posted its own security manual on the Internet.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I hate to be the one to tell the good Senator this, but most folks already have little confidence in the security procedures at our airports.</p>
<p>OK, perhaps &#8220;most&#8221; is an overstatement, but there&#8217;s a lot of us who have little confidence in the TSA and this certainly justifies that lack of faith.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;This manual provides a road map to those who would do us harm,&#8221; said Collins. &#8220;The detailed information could help terrorists evade airport security measures.&#8221; Collins said she intended to ask the Department of Homeland Security how the breach happened, and &#8220;how it will remedy the damage that has already been done.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>My guess is they&#8217;ll come up with even more annoying and pointless procedures that&#8217;ll further depress airline profitability causing more of them to go belly up. Soon you won&#8217;t be able to take anything onto the plane and everyone will have to fly 90% naked wearing only loincloths which will have to be inspected by TSA agents with very cold hands.</p>
<p>The TSA claims the manual is old and outdated, but I&#8217;d be claiming that too if I had caused such a massive fuck up. They&#8217;ve asked for the original version to be taken offline, but it&#8217;s too late to put that genie back in the bottle. Once it hit the net it was all over the world in short order and there are plenty of places you can read it. Wanna read it for yourself? Even ABC News has a <a href="http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Blotter/ht_tsa_screening_2_091208.pdf">copy of it online</a> for your planning convenience.</p>
<p>No need to thank the TSA. They&#8217;re not listening to you anyway.</p>
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		<title>Viruses can infect your PC with child porn.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As if you really needed yet another reason to make sure your computer is patched and you have a decent anti-virus solution installed, now comes word that an infected PC could lead to you being charged for having child pornography:</p> <p>An Associated Press investigation found cases in which innocent people have been branded as pedophiles <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/11/viruses-can-infect-your-pc-with-child-porn/">Viruses can infect your PC with child porn.</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As if you really needed yet another reason to make sure your computer is patched and you have a decent anti-virus solution installed, now comes word that an infected PC could lead to you being charged for having child pornography:</p>
<blockquote><p>An Associated Press investigation found cases in which innocent people have been branded as pedophiles after their co-workers or loved ones stumbled upon child porn placed on a PC through a virus. It can cost victims hundreds of thousands of dollars to prove their innocence.</p>
<p>Their situations are complicated by the fact that actual pedophiles often blame viruses — a defense rightfully viewed with skepticism by law enforcement.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s an example of the old `dog ate my homework&#8217; excuse,&#8221; says Phil Malone, director of the Cyberlaw Clinic at Harvard&#8217;s Berkman Center for Internet &amp; Society. &#8220;The problem is, sometimes the dog does eat your homework.&#8221;</p>
<p>via <a href="http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/20091108/ap_on_hi_te/us_tec_a_virus_framed_me?niceexcusejackass">AP IMPACT: Framed for child porn — by a PC virus by AP: Yahoo! Tech</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>It shouldn&#8217;t come as any surprise considering that many trojans and viruses are designed to allow full access to your PC for any of a number of nefarious purposes be it the sending of spam email to launching DDoS attacks. It was only a matter of time before someone thought to use them as a handy repository for their child porn.</p>
<p>It is possible to successfully defend yourself in cases where you&#8217;re a victim of a computer virus, but it&#8217;s not cheap and it still destroys your reputation:</p>
<blockquote><p>Fiola and his wife fought the case, spending $250,000 on legal fees. They liquidated their savings, took a second mortgage and sold their car.</p>
<p>An inspection for his defense revealed the laptop was severely infected. It was programmed to visit as many as 40 child porn sites per minute — an inhuman feat. While Fiola and his wife were out to dinner one night, someone logged on to the computer and porn flowed in for an hour and a half.</p>
<p>Prosecutors performed another test and confirmed the defense findings. The charge was dropped — 11 months after it was filed.</p>
<p>The Fiolas say they have health problems from the stress of the case. They say they&#8217;ve talked to dozens of lawyers but can&#8217;t get one to sue the state, because of a cap on the amount they can recover.</p>
<p>&#8220;It ruined my life, my wife&#8217;s life and my family&#8217;s life,&#8221; he says.</p></blockquote>
<p>The folks at F-Secure Corp. estimate that at any given time 20 million of the 1 billion Internet-connected PCs are infected with viruses that could give the bad guys full control. That estimate sounds a little conservative to me, I suspect it&#8217;s much higher than that. So make sure your systems are patched and secure. An ounce of prevention could save you a lot of trouble later.</p>
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