Monday, February 02, 2004

We are a part of the Titty Nation.

Posted by Les on 02/02/2004 at 05:53 AM. Read 659 times. Tags:

I’m sure the talk of the day will be Janet Jackson’s right tit and the special appearance it made during the Super Bowl half-time show yesterday. For those of you who (like me) don’t watch the Super Bowl and therefor missed it I’ve included a snap from the event over to the right which you can click for a bigger pic. Not bad considering she’s getting up there in age.

Now, the official word from CBS is that this was an unplanned and unintentional mishap with Jackson’s costume. Jackson did look stunned after it happened and even Justin Timberlake is apologizing for it saying, “I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl. It was not intentional and is regrettable.” Yet others are reporting that CBS knew of the prank and approved it.

One is left to wonder whether it was intentional or not. The first question to be answered is: If the intent wasn’t to expose her right breast then what the hell else would the action Timberlake was doing supposed to accomplish? Clearly something was supposed to happen and nothing has been said about what that something was.

Secondly, if they weren’t planning on revealing her tit then why was she wearing that little sun-shaped nipple pasty on her right tit? Shouldn’t it have just been a bare nipple? This would tend to support the idea that it was planned.

Still, I’m not sure what all the uproar is about. Even with most of her right tit exposed she still had more clothes on than what you see in the average prime-time drama these days and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bikini Bowl that was held on TNT showed way more skin overall. The only real concern I could see is the fact that CBS tends to have a lot of old people watching it all the time so there may have been worry of increased heart attacks.

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