Man I gotta smile at this one! My daughter said it was pure smut!
You say “porn” or “smut” like it was a BAD thing!?!?!?
It’s not the smut that’s bad. It’s the terribly, terribly written smut.
It’s misinformed, serial-killer loving, misogynistic, rapey porn. And badly written too.
Still better than Twilight.
Steel, Iron, Mushroom, Battleship, Slate, Metorite, Zombie, Off white, Nearly black, Charcoal, Monochrome, Ash, Graphite, Lead, Pencil, Dust, Dusk, Tarmac, Stone, Slaked Lime, Donkey, French, Walrus, Mist, Fog, Cloud, Seal, Silver, Storm, Mould, Dove, Pigeon, Aluminum, Uranium, Portland Stone, Ermine, Gunmetal, Austrian, Jager, Winter Sea, Metallic, Mercury, Chrome, Smoke, Steam, Elephant, Platinum, Feldgrau, Confederate, Concrete.
You have just read 50 Shades of Grey. Feeling horny yet?
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