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An answer to the question “How do Atheist families celebrate Christmas?”

By Les, on 7 January, 2012

The following answer is totally and unequivocally true:

11 comments to An answer to the question “How do Atheist families celebrate Christmas?”

***Dave

7 January, 2012 at 4:55 PM

I knew it!
Andrew Hall

7 January, 2012 at 10:33 PM

We celebrate Christmas in order to make it more secular and undermine Christianity. I’ve also found that debunking Santa is very similar to debunking religion.
Ingolfson

8 January, 2012 at 12:12 AM

I agree – but virgins are SO HARD to find these days. Especially what with all the Big Bangs.
articulett

8 January, 2012 at 1:14 AM

I think it’s easy to find virgins among Dungeons and Dragon players…
Ole Phat Stu

8 January, 2012 at 1:46 AM

Actually, TBBT is one of my favourite TV series

BTW, this year there were only 3 prostitutes////////virgins at our orgy; Ho,Ho,Ho
Les

8 January, 2012 at 11:36 AM

You’d be surprised how untrue that is, Articulett. Especially these days when being a geek isn’t a bad thing.

But even back in my day, and I grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, there were enough females of similar bent around to make sure that cliche wasn’t true.
zilch

13 January, 2012 at 10:25 AM

Yeah, we do all that stuff too. But they forgot the Baby Bar-b-que.
Sigma

2 February, 2012 at 10:43 PM

You forgot the making of graven images of santa, which we then worship.
leguru

5 February, 2012 at 9:51 PM

@ Zilch:

And then there’s the ritual cannibalism and vampire ceremony – no, wait, that would be the Catholic Church.

How about exchanging bodily fluids under the mistletoe – no, wait, that would be . . .

ROTFL

Peace.
zilch

6 February, 2012 at 6:44 AM

Leguru- friends of mine here say that Santa is making inroads in Turkey. It’s all of us.
leguru

6 February, 2012 at 9:39 AM

Turkey becoming Santaian? Say it isn’t so!

Peace