SEB PSA: Penis vanity can kill you.

I never cease to be amazed at the lengths (pardon the pun) people will go to to have a bigger dick. Especially considering that the vast majority of them carry a lot of risk for very little (and often temporary) gain. Herbal supplements, surgery, weights, you name it and someone has probably tried to use it to make their wang bigger.

All of those things can cost big bucks in the long run and with today’s economy in the dumps some folks are apparently trying to find cheaper alternatives to penile improvement. There’s a growing trend of holding “pumping parties” where too often things end badly:

Justin Street visited Kasia Rivera, 34, at her home in New Jersey for the penis enhancement proceedure on May 5, prosecutors say.

But just a day after attending the so-called ‘pumping-party’ the 22-year-old was dead.

Street suffered a clot to the lungs and died. A medical examiner determined he died of a silicone embolism.

Ms. Rivera is not a licensed medical practitioner and the silicone used most likely was not medical grade. Silicone not in a container (like breast implants) can migrate through tissue causing damage requiring surgery or, as in this case, the bloodstream where it can cause dangerous clots.

Perhaps you’d be better served with a bit of counseling to overcome your self-image problems. After all it’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean that gets the job done.

6 thoughts on “SEB PSA: Penis vanity can kill you.

  1. After all it’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean that gets the job done.

    As I recall, the Titanic had some problems with being a bit large. So, yes, the motion of the ocean is IMPORTANT! My experience has been that most of those who say, “It’s not what you got, it’s what you do with what you got.” don’t got much. But, as noted, you don’t really need all that much. Medically speaking, as little as one and one-half inches can do the job. Like girls with anorexi nervosa, guys don’t realize their native size is just fine. They don’t even see themselves as adequate. I’m told anorexic girls see themselves as fat, no matter what their actual size is. What a pity. The human condition is indeed fascinating.

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