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Luuuuucccyyy! You got some 'splanin' to do! Bought a Samsung computer recently? Might want to run a malware check on it as it appears they may be intentionally installing a keylogger on it without telling you. Security consultant Mohamed Hassan has written an article for Network World that explains how he discovered the software . . . → Read More: [UPDATED] Samsung appears to be installing keyloggers on new computers they sell. Wow. The Republicans are really chowing down on their own feet as of late. First we have Sean Duffy whining about 174K a year not being enough to survive on. Now we have an Indiana state representative who’s worried that women will fake having been victims of rape or incest in order to get an . . . → Read More: Indiana Republican Eric Turner worries that women will fake a rape or incest to get free abortions. 
Waaaah! Life is too hard on only $174K a year! The following video clip has to be seen to be believed, and if the GOP manages to get its way you won’t have very long to see it: Awwww, poor baby. I wish I had that kind of a problem. The folks over . . . → Read More: Republican Sean Duffy whines that $174K a year is hard for his family to survive on. Ooooo! I can’t wait! Looking awesome! 
And by ministering, I mean he was fooling around with her naughty bits: Pastor charged with sexual battery | abc11.com. Seventy-four-year-old Paul Burke Johnson, the minister of Calvary Baptist Church in Dunn, is charged with four counts of misdemeanor sexual battery. [...] According to Chief Edwards, Johnson had been visiting with residents of Liberty Commons . . . → Read More: Pastor busted for “ministering” to elderly woman with diminished capacity. I mean, I can understand it given the situation you’re in: A man convicted of first-degree murder told Jefferson Parish jurors deliberating his fate, “If I had an AK-47, I’d kill every last one of y’all with no remorse.” Isaiah Doyle made the comments today after taking the stand during the penalty phase of his . . . → Read More: SEB Pro Tip: When facing the death penalty try not to wish aloud for a gun to shoot the jury with. How about a jaunty tune to start off your Monday morning? Here’s a song called It Could Be by the band Ella Riot. Who are they? No idea, but check it:
Now you may be curious why I posted a music video from a group I’ve never heard of before. Well, that . . . → Read More: And now a musical interlude. 
It's not sex. It's thearpy. What? God told me to do it! Apparently taking a cue from Homeopaths, where you treat a problem with something that’s similar to the problem, 31-year-old youth pastor Brent Girouex says that he wasn’t having sex with the teenage boys. He was simply praying — while having sexual contact . . . → Read More: Youth pastor says he had sex with boys to cure them of their homosexuality. 
Every now and then some big brand name will decide that the look of its packaging has gotten old and boring so they decide to spice things up with a redesign. That much I can understand, but what I don’t understand is why they think a change in the look of their packaging is in . . . → Read More: Does anyone actually give a shit if a product changes its packaging graphics? Here’s a headline that’s sure to rile up the Religious Right: BBC News – Religion may become extinct in nine nations, study says. A study using census data from nine countries shows that religion there is set for extinction, say researchers. The study found a steady rise in those claiming no religious affiliation. . . . → Read More: New study suggests religion is dieing out in 9 countries. Cue Religious Right freakout in 3… 2… |
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