Man looking for a “portal to hell” stabs a couple of old ladies in New Jersey.

No idea if too much religion or just too many drugs are to blame for this incident so I’ll let it speak for itself:

UNION, N.J. — A man who claimed he was seeking the “portal to hell” repeatedly stabbed two women early Friday after they noticed misplaced items in their backyard and opened the door to a shed where he was staked out, law enforcement officials said.

A neighbor jumped a fence after hearing the women scream and hit their assailant, 25-year-old Morgan Mesz, in the head with a baseball bat, ending the attacks, authorities said. The two women were seriously hurt.

Mesz was charged with three counts of attempted murder and was being held on $1.5 million bail. Authorities did not know if Mesz had an attorney, and a phone number for him could not be found.

via Police: Man Seeking ‘Portal To Hell’ Stabs 2 – News Story – KXLY Spokane.

Considering he was in New Jersey, you’d think he’d be looking for a portal out of hell. Ba dump dump tsshhh!

4 comments

  1. So he thought the portal to hell was in the shed? Quite odd. For one thing, if he couldn’t find the portal why did he stay in the shed for so long? And why would he want to go to hell in the first place? I suppose insane people don’t ask these questions.

    Still, “Portal to Hell” sounds like an interesting name for movie.

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