Speaking of seeing things that aren’t really there…

Screencap of weatherman with huge penis.

… I’m beginning to suspect that weathermen are doing this sort of thing on purpose:

Is that a major snowstorm or are you just REALLY happy to see me?

I especially love the fact that whoever snapped this pic of the screen managed to find the one moment where it looks like he’s rubbing . . . → Read More: Speaking of seeing things that aren’t really there…

Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla.

Pic of Virgin Tortilla next to old painting of Jesus and his Mom.

Usually when making public appearances these two tend to go solo, but this time they decided to team up for the ultimate venue: a tortilla!

A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon.

Short answer: No.

Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming . . . → Read More: Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla.

Cella Energy claims breakthrough that would result in $1.50 per gallon gasoline alternative.

Cella Energy Logo

Breakthrough promises $1.50 per gallon synthetic gasoline with no carbon emissions – Gizmag.com UK-based Cella Energy has developed a synthetic fuel that could lead to US$1.50 per gallon gasoline. Apart from promising a future transportation fuel with a stable price regardless of oil prices, the fuel is hydrogen based and produces no carbon emissions . . . → Read More: Cella Energy claims breakthrough that would result in $1.50 per gallon gasoline alternative.

Mexican drug smugglers go old school to bypass modern problems.

Pic of drug flinging trebuchet.

Who knew you could get your pot delivered via air mail?

And by old school I mean really old school. Like 12th century old school:

Several individuals set up a trebuchet, a type of catapult powered by a counterweight, just south of the border fence, U.S. Customs and Border Protection said in a news . . . → Read More: Mexican drug smugglers go old school to bypass modern problems.

Michael Voris explains why America needs a Christian Dictator.

Who the hell is Michael Voris you ask? He’s the head of St. Michael’s Media which is based in Ferndale, Michigan which makes him a local nutcase for me. He’s a devout Catholic who got all riled up about The Da Vinci Code so he set about establishing a production studio to broadcast The Truth . . . → Read More: Michael Voris explains why America needs a Christian Dictator.

New study determines that abortions don’t cause mental health issues.

One of the arguments put forth by anti-abortion advocates is that it causes major mental health problems for the woman who has one, but a new study in the New England Journal of Medicine says that’s not the case at all:

“This is an extremely, extremely well done study,” he said. “There is no . . . → Read More: New study determines that abortions don’t cause mental health issues.

hCG spammers descend on SEB in less than 24 hours.

Pic of homeopathy poster.

It's an obvious implication of the theory, but no one mentions it.

As if to drive home the point of how profitable the hCG diet supplement scam is, it took less than 24 hours from the time that I posted that entry to the arrival of a spammer trying to submit entries promoting that . . . → Read More: hCG spammers descend on SEB in less than 24 hours.

FDA says hCG weight-loss products are nothing but bullshit.

Pic of bottles of HCG.

You wanna lose weight? Try eating less and exercising more.

Well, not literally bullshit, but bullshit as in they-don’t-do-what-they-claim-to-do. I know, I know. A diet program that doesn’t work? That’s unpossible!

HCG weight-loss products are fraudulent, FDA says – USATODAY.com

HCG weight-loss products that promise dramatic results and claim to be homeopathic are sold . . . → Read More: FDA says hCG weight-loss products are nothing but bullshit.

I’m worried this might be closer to the truth than any of us realize…

The Onion on voter reaction to a Sarah Palin presidential run:

I’m sure the late night talk show hosts would be thrilled with such an outcome, but I really hope we’re not that stupid as a country.

. . . → Read More: I’m worried this might be closer to the truth than any of us realize…

Is it real or CGI?

Watch this ad made by Alex Roman for Grupo Cosentino’s Silestone brand counter tops and see if you can pick out which parts are real and which are CGI:

Can you tell which is which? I’ll put the answer after the jump…

. . . → Read More: Is it real or CGI?