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Kinda like this, but more painful. Look, I’m as big a video game nerd as the next one, but even I know that it’s a bad idea to try and recreate a video game in real-life: CLEMSON, S.C. — Clemson police said a game ended up with a 23-year-old man struck by an SUV. Emergency . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: Life doesn’t have a reset button. 
Here’s something to stretch your noodle with: When you go to bed tonight, assuming you sleep for a full 8 hours, you will have traveled roughly 536,496 miles through space. That’s how far the Earth moves in its orbit around the Sun in a mere night’s rest. In case you’re curious that’s roughly 67,062 miles . . . → Read More: SEB Random Thought of the Moment. Sadly, I know people like this: Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation’s Idiots There’s something strangely fascinating about this music video for Denki Groove‘s song Fake it!
It’s like a human Rube Goldberg device. 
Perhaps she should read up on that commandment about coveting and neighbors. Christians love to tell stories of people who had their lives were transformed by finding Christ. If I had a dime for every sob-story about how someone was a child killing-mother raping-money stealing-philandering-coke snorting-alcoholic-low life-scum bucket until the Lord Jesus Christ entered . . . → Read More: Former crook turned minister can’t give up her thieving habits. SEB Safety Tip: If you’re going to light your socks on fire, don’t stomp on gasoline soaked carpets.
This is not the stupid teen from this story, but a completely different stupid teen doing the same thing. Not that I can imagine a situation where you would have a need to set your socks on fire while wearing them, but if you do then it’s probably a good idea to not do . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: If you’re going to light your socks on fire, don’t stomp on gasoline soaked carpets. 
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Unlike the previous SEB safety tip, this is one that some folks might need to be told about. If you have a snowblower and it gets clogged on heavy snow, which they are wont to do, you should never stick your hand into the chute to clear the clog. . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: Clogged snowblowers should be cleaned with a stick, not your hand. 
There are some things you’d think you wouldn’t have to tell people, but you’d be wrong: COLORRADO SPRINGS, Colo.—A Colorado Springs man who tried to clean his natural-gas fireplace while it was still lit nearly roasted himself over an open fire. He was hospitalized with second-degree burns. Colorado Springs fire authorities say the unnamed man . . . → Read More: SEB Safety Tip: Don’t try to clean your fireplace while you still have a fire in it. 
It's gotta be the shoes! I admit that I have no sense of fashion so it probably comes as a surprise to no one that I can’t envision ever spending $175 on a pair of sneakers. Or, for that matter, camping out in a line to be the first to buy them. But apparently . . . → Read More: Lots of stupid people go nuts for new Air Jordan sneakers and end up being maced. 
When you stop to really think about it, God is a dick:
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