I provide the following news item as proof of that statement:
Roman Hahslinger, a police spokesman, said: “He was a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release.
“A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God.
“He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.
OK, maybe I still don’t believe God exists even with such astonishing proof, but you gotta love the irony of this event. Either that or God can’t stand suck-ups.
I know it might be in poor taste but I cannot stop laughing.
Great site Les, glad I found it.
Well, no one likes a kiss-ass
On the other hand, you could say that God was rewarding him for his loyalty by taking him to heaven early. Hey, going to the head of the line is a good thing…. right?
Let’s see St Peter keep a straight face while explaining it though..
ROTFL
Of course, there was the time a few months back when God dropped the roof on 100 of his faithful parishioners as they were groveling hymns to his majesty, killing nine of them.
Naturally, the True Believers will have a perfectly logical explanation for events like this…