Comments on: Consumer Reports tests the ShamWoW. http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/ What the fuck is wrong with you people? Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:51:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: itdontmatter http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71888 itdontmatter Sat, 02 May 2009 15:22:32 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71888 <p>Are they saying that the Germans made something that didn’t have to be good? </p>

Are they saying that the Germans made something that didn’t have to be good?

]]> By: elwedriddsche http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71887 elwedriddsche Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:45:38 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71887 <p>Apropos, did anybody <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html">follow</a> the <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html">story</a> on the <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html">Smoking Gun</a>? </p>

Apropos, did anybody follow the story on the Smoking Gun?

]]> By: MrMarkAZ http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71886 MrMarkAZ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:33:43 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71886 <p>Maybe that helped get the takeaway message across more clearly: ShamWow = an overpriced sponge. Not ShamWow is evil, or the ShamWow dude has barely enough strength in his arms to wring his shammy, much less push off a crazed prostitute, but that the ShamWow performs no better or worse than an $0.80 sponge.</p> <p>Plus, I think the tude is hot. </p>

Maybe that helped get the takeaway message across more clearly: ShamWow = an overpriced sponge. Not ShamWow is evil, or the ShamWow dude has barely enough strength in his arms to wring his shammy, much less push off a crazed prostitute, but that the ShamWow performs no better or worse than an $0.80 sponge.

Plus, I think the tude is hot.

]]> By: Moloch http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71885 Moloch Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:06:35 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71885 <p>She seems like kind of a bitch. </p>

She seems like kind of a bitch.

]]> By: Les http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71884 Les Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:38:51 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71884 <p>James, I don’t know if the Slap-Chop sucks, but it makes for a GREAT rap song:</p> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UWRyj5cHIQA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UWRyj5cHIQA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

James, I don’t know if the Slap-Chop sucks, but it makes for a GREAT rap song:

]]> By: leguru http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71883 leguru Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:37:53 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71883 <p>WOW!  <img src="http://jenkinsonline.net/images/smileys/snake.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" />  <img src="http://jenkinsonline.net/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> </p>

WOW!  snake  tongue wink

]]> By: An American in Melbourne http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71882 An American in Melbourne Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:24:58 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71882 <p>Really? A product with the word “sham” in its name doesn’t live up to expectations?</p> <p>Shock! </p>

Really? A product with the word “sham” in its name doesn’t live up to expectations?

Shock!

]]> By: James http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71881 James Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:31:49 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71881 <p>Dammit! You burst my Sham-wow! bubble with that video…..</p> <p>That’s prolly means the Slap-Chop is no good too. </p>

Dammit! You burst my Sham-wow! bubble with that video…..

That’s prolly means the Slap-Chop is no good too.

]]> By: Science Goddess http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71880 Science Goddess Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:54:22 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71880 <p>I still like the Bill Maher “Snug-Wow” shammy blanket thingy!</p> <p><a href="http://www.thelifefiles.com/omg-bill-maher-introduces-the-snug-wow-shammy-blanket-thingy/">http://www.thelifefiles.com/omg-bill-maher-introduces-the-snug-wow-shammy-blanket-thingy/</a></p> <p>SG </p>

I still like the Bill Maher “Snug-Wow” shammy blanket thingy!

http://www.thelifefiles.com/omg-bill-maher-introduces-the-snug-wow-shammy-blanket-thingy/

SG

]]> By: Sandy http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/comment-page-1/#comment-71879 Sandy Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:35:51 +0000 http://stupidevilbastard.com/2009/04/consumer_reports_tests_the_shamwow/#comment-71879 <p>What kills me is that on the commercial he pours soda on the carpet square and you can see it spreading underneath the square…then it cuts to him talking about the product and lo and behold if you look before he lifts the square up, the soda is gone…then he talks about how it sucked it up…but it wasn’t like it was when he poured it to begin with…</p> <p>I hope that made sense.  I was never known for my ability to write descriptions… </p>

What kills me is that on the commercial he pours soda on the carpet square and you can see it spreading underneath the square…then it cuts to him talking about the product and lo and behold if you look before he lifts the square up, the soda is gone…then he talks about how it sucked it up…but it wasn’t like it was when he poured it to begin with…

I hope that made sense.  I was never known for my ability to write descriptions…

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