The fact that in any disaster or combination of disasters (barring supernovas and such) someone is likely to survive is not only a blessing, but a proof of God’s existence:

36.  ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION
(1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.
(2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

God didn’t direct the pilots.

I staged the whole thing using mind control waves.

Mmmm.  Bwa hmmmm.

Bwa.

  BWAAAA   HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

  Wow. I bet CBS gets letters all the time like that!

Freakin morons

LOL on the last sentence, Les.

So that’s the prize for not previewing my comments!

I take it as a challenge – one, if CBS took, I’d grab some popcorn with a chuckle and a rush.

I watch I Survived, a show in which survivors of both natural and manmade disasters tell their stories. At the end, they conclude their story by filling in the blank, “I survived because…”

Well more often than not the storyteller attributes survival to something actually
realistic: “I survived because I wasn’t ready to die,” or “I survived because n because those rescuers refused to let me die.”

I do believe this woman would boycott humans before it ended.

So God is responsible for saving those people’s lives?

Was God just being a dick when he directed four planes to kill 261 people on board and 2,602 on the ground on 9/11/2001?

The stupid really burns on this one. What a fucking moron.

God, who directs pilots of planes and secures the safety of passengers.

UMMM. . .September 11, 2001, come to mind? . . .what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Thus God’s true purpose for creating the high-power turbine engine for jet propulsion is finally revealed: not because he wanted man to fly, but because he wanted pate de foie gras on his holy communion wafers.

It’s all PERFECTLY OBVIOUS, provided you have the spiritual gifts to interpret teh Bible correctly.

Perhaps that aphorism of “not a sparrow falls…” should be changed to “not a goose is pureed …”