Apparently Heaven must be boring as Jesus has grabbed his mother and moved into the lava lamp of John Smith of Sydney, Australia. Naturally Mr. Smith is billing this as some sort of miracle:
Local Weather Alert for Ann Arbor, MI – weather.com
WIND CHILL READINGS WILL REMAIN IN THE 20 TO 30 BELOW ZERO RANGE THROUGH THE MORNING COMMUTE AS WESTERLY WINDS OF 10 TO 15 MPH COMBINE WITH LOW TEMPERATURES OF 5 TO 10 DEGREES BELOW ZERO. WARMING TEMPERATURES THROUGH THE DAY WILL BRING AN INCREASE IN . . . → Read More: It’s a might bit chilly out today…
I may soon be a felon in South Carolina as a state senator there wants to outlaw profanity:
South Carolina State Senator Robert Ford (D) has introduced a bill that, essentially, seeks to outlaw profanity.
S.56 would prohibit the public utterance or publication of printed material containing profanity. It would also make it illegal to . . . → Read More: Fuck South Carolina.
I received the following email from my college this afternoon:
[Broadcast Message] WCC Weather Alert – Closed after 5pm
WCC classes are canceled as of 5:00pm today, January 14, because of weather.
Which is really nice and all except that it arrived at 6:09PM, which is nine minutes after my class was supposed to start, . . . → Read More: Timing is everything…
The folks over at philosecurity.org have a great interview with an adware author article that anyone using Windows who’s interested in keeping the PC secure should read. Matt Knox is a developer who worked for a rather notorious adware company called Direct Revenue for awhile. In the course of the interview he discusses why he . . . → Read More: The battle to keep adware on your PC.
OK all you fakers and posers out there who are always claiming to see the Virgin Mary in your scrambled eggs or Jesus in your baby’s soiled diapers, you’re officially on alert! The Pope has had enough of this nonsense and he’s laying the smack down:
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