Jesus and his Mom set up shop in man’s lava lamp.

Apparently Heaven must be boring as Jesus has grabbed his mother and moved into the lava lamp of John Smith of Sydney, Australia. Naturally Mr. Smith is billing this as some sort of miracle:

“This is a true, tangible miracle that is not just an optical illusion. It is visible in all directions and permanently . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom set up shop in man’s lava lamp.

“Star Wars” retold by someone who has never seen the movies.

This has been everywhere, but it’s so damn funny I had to share it here as well:

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

It’s a might bit chilly out today…

Local Weather Alert for Ann Arbor, MI – weather.com

WIND CHILL READINGS WILL REMAIN IN THE 20 TO 30 BELOW ZERO RANGE THROUGH THE MORNING COMMUTE AS WESTERLY WINDS OF 10 TO 15 MPH COMBINE WITH LOW TEMPERATURES OF 5 TO 10 DEGREES BELOW ZERO. WARMING TEMPERATURES THROUGH THE DAY WILL BRING AN INCREASE IN . . . → Read More: It’s a might bit chilly out today…

And thank goodness for that!

Fuck South Carolina.

I may soon be a felon in South Carolina as a state senator there wants to outlaw profanity:

South Carolina State Senator Robert Ford (D) has introduced a bill that, essentially, seeks to outlaw profanity.

S.56 would prohibit the public utterance or publication of printed material containing profanity. It would also make it illegal to . . . → Read More: Fuck South Carolina.

Timing is everything…

I received the following email from my college this afternoon:

[Broadcast Message] WCC Weather Alert – Closed after 5pm

WCC classes are canceled as of 5:00pm today, January 14, because of weather.

Which is really nice and all except that it arrived at 6:09PM, which is nine minutes after my class was supposed to start, . . . → Read More: Timing is everything…

The battle to keep adware on your PC.

The folks over at philosecurity.org have a great interview with an adware author article that anyone using Windows who’s interested in keeping the PC secure should read. Matt Knox is a developer who worked for a rather notorious adware company called Direct Revenue for awhile. In the course of the interview he discusses why he . . . → Read More: The battle to keep adware on your PC.

If SEB were a Super Hero…

… he might look something like this:

Click to embiggen!

Note how weary he looks from having the knock some common sense into the overly credulous populace.

Made using Marvel Create Your Own Superhero found via Neil’s World.

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Cool video: The Instruction Manual for Life.

This one has been making the rounds and several SEB regulars sent me a link to it so I thought I’d toss it up:

Pope declares Holy War against false visions of Jesus and his mom.

OK all you fakers and posers out there who are always claiming to see the Virgin Mary in your scrambled eggs or Jesus in your baby’s soiled diapers, you’re officially on alert! The Pope has had enough of this nonsense and he’s laying the smack down:

The Pope is declaring a ‘holy war’ against . . . → Read More: Pope declares Holy War against false visions of Jesus and his mom.