Fun!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Jay Cerise

2. NASCAR NAME: Edward James. Although that could be turned into Eddie Jimbo or something, so that kinda works.

3. STAR WARS NAME: Babren

4. DETECTIVE NAME: Navy Blue Wolf

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: Edward James Ann Arbor. Yeah, doesn’t work.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: The Red Manhattan. Awesome. “When evil appears…I shall paint the town red!”

7. FLY NAME: Brer

8. GANGSTA NAME: Magic Brownies Milano. Almost works. Almost.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: Thor State

10. PORN NAME: Willie Avenida. Wow.

1.  Linda Victor (Transgendered?)
2.  Buck Werner (it would be a better porn name)
3.  Ihjean
4.  Purple Manatee
5.  Lester Falls Church (??)
6.  The Orange Rusty Nail (I am WAY too fat for that costume)
7.  Jery
8.  Brownie Peanut Butter (breakfast cereal)
9.  Aegwynn Gallows
10.  Corky Newton (it would be a better soap opera name)

Porn Name: Stubby Mount Pleasant

I am totally winning this game

Really?  What about Velcro Vicwood?
(Yes, that was our dogs name)

I also win the contest for strangest name for a dog too

A little help for my forgetful son.
1. Belle Jesse (Jay is a Nickname for step-dad) with biological father is would be Belle Verlin
2. Father’s dad was just Roy, Step dad’s father’s name was Ernest. ( I had to look that one up)!

10. I sure do love Tiger Meadowlawn but it could be a wrestler also!

Mount Pleasant

I thought that was a direction.

LH -
It’s the porn name that makes men feel good about themselves when they watch it.  But, Mount Pleasant? Come on!

- Matt

4. DETECTIVE NAME: Greenfish. It sounds more like the name of a detective novel than anything else.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: Blue Tequila. I think I might have had this variety.

8. GANGSTA NAME: Vanilla Chocolate Chip. Yes, I’d be a generic gangsta.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: Coal Valley. This sounds more like a name I’d get doing gay porn than anything else.

10. PORN NAME: Goldenrod Snow. Pure genius, now I need to get a gig to show it off, something that I can scandalize the grandkids with eventually.

And I notice Patness’s self loathing so skilfully exposed by the master debater Willy on the ‘Catholic’ thread is resurfacing.

Big things come in small packages, LH.

Porn Name: Stubby Mount Pleasant

If you think ‘Stubby’ is a winning porn name then I’d start ‘wearing’ a second pair of socks if I were you.  And I notice Patness’s self loathing so skilfully exposed by the master debater Willy on the ‘Catholic’ thread is resurfacing.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Ann Douglas

2. NASCAR NAME: Don-Tom Dick
( Mom’s father, & stepfather included)

3. STAR WARS NAME: Wemich

4. DETECTIVE NAME: Aqua Otter

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: Thomas Broome
The town(Port Crane) doesn’t work, so went with the county.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: Chatreuse Delilah? 
(had to pick something:)

7. FLY NAME: Mion

8. GANGSTA NAME: Death By Chocolate Chocolate Oatmeal

9. ROCK STAR NAME: Squeak 369

10. PORN NAME: Boots Bigelow