And all I can say is: It’s about fucking time…
Finally a candidate with first hand experience in defeating terrorism. Vote John McClane in 2008. Yippie ki-yay, motherfuckers!
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I will be passing this along to many many people. Thanks for the info!!!
That should make for some interesting negotiations when the Prez turns up in a grubby vest.
This is great EXCEPT:
Hans Gruber fell to his death from the penthouse at Nakatomi Plaza in 1988. Not that I wouldn’t vote for Alan Rickman, but…
As an alternative to Hans, I would heartily endorse HOLLY GENNARO as VP. Put her in a cage with Sara Palin—Holly would make mooseburgers out of that wench.
Woot! Woot!
…And of course, Argyle is a shoo-in for Secretary of Transportation!
Thank you, S.E.B., for giving us real hope.
[Edited to improve clairity]
You mention that Gruber is dead like it’ll impair his ability to do the job or something.
(Uh, Les, you might want to rephrase that last one. Could be open to misinterpretation.)
Hans Gruber wanted his brother to think he was dead. Did you see the body? Either that or it is zombie Hans Gruber.
At least voting for McClane will give us some catchy phrases during press time. All we get now is little snickers, pauses, and stupidity. I guess some of us are laughing, but not with Bush.