President George W Bush has enlisted British special forces in a final attempt to capture Osama Bin Laden before he leaves the White House.
Defence and intelligence sources in Washington and London confirmed that a renewed hunt was on for the leader of the September 11 attacks. “If he [Bush] can say he has killed Saddam Hussein and captured Bin Laden, he can claim to have left the world a safer place,” said a US intelligence source.
After seven years all I can say is that it’s about fucking time Bush made Osama Bin Laden a priority. Just think of how much money and resources he would’ve had available to him if he hadn’t had a burr up his ass about Saddam and his fictional WoMDs.
I honestly hope he manages to pull it off because it’d be one of the few bright spots of the eight years of hell we’ve been living through.